Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.10.31 14:41:00 -
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Roman837 wrote:Sota. We get it man. We all honestly get it. She's batshit crazy..and you're totally in love with her. We get it. Stop making posts about her for the love of god please. Every morning when I take my dump I read the forums. And it disgusts me...to see not 1..but many posts about her.
For one...she sucks at this game. Never been a slayer or hugely involved in meaningful meta or politics. There are 2 people in this game who moan over her. You and Rampage. Both teeny bopper boys who have a crush on somone who you met online.
For 2..she is fugly. I've seen the pics that went around. You can..well I hope you can....do much better.
Finally and this is Truly the main reason. That voice. I have envisioned many times while hearing it...that by some gift of god..while she's talking...there is an earth quake and her house is destroyed and she's buried. It's that bad.
You take your dumps in the morning? I'm more of an evening guy myself.
As for number one... Wendell approved?
As for 2, I'm afraid I'll have to contest that. There's an old saying here in America, "If you ever want to feel good about yourself, go to Walmart at 3 in the morning". I'm going to modify that by replacing Walmart with a Fastop (gas station/deli). I was behind the counter one night making the breakfast, which is a huge task. Anyway, three drunk women and a redneck man come in and start making a fuss. I get dragged over to serve them, give them some nasty ass chicken that the previous cook, and the old redneck guy asked my name, I tell him and he's like "Well, Jesse, I'd like to introduce you to Amber and here's Nicole. They're sisters". The redneck guy was trying to pimp out women who looked like the offspring of Jabba the hut and the creepy puppet from Tales from the Crypt. I mean, I'm not the best looking guy, but I could totally do better than them!
Another woman worked there, my Dad and I nicknamed her Gansta Boo. This woman had the hood girl personality, along with the figure of a globe. She would hit on a lot of the brothas that came in the store, and would constantly make my Dad smell her various lotions. Since my Dad quit, he has since given me permission to shoot him if he ever said "I need some of Gangsta Boos booty".
So yeah, I've seen Ice, and I've seen fugly. I haven't even pulled out the big guns yet on that end either.
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
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