DUST Search - Question about Scrambler Pistols

maybe deadcatz wrote:

grongle hasworth wrote:

I understand that the scrambler pistols are op, its just that what happened to the proto breach and burst scrambler pistols?

Lemme tell you a little something about goldfish son,goldfish are stupid. Dag after day they swim in their little fishbowls,eating fishflakes and crapping into the water they need to breathe in(lol fish breathe)and sometimes we have idiots who stare at the fishbowls and expect the goldfish to pull a trick. And this is where breach and burst ScPs come in. It's a little flaming hoop set up above the water that the goldfish is expected to jump through. And the fish being stupid jumps through it. And the idiot gets greedy and expects more. Soon the goldfish is defusing the bomb and the CTs all have awps,the fish then looks back to a memory of how it used to live and it decided it wants to live like that again. So it stops defusing,grabs a fallen usp-s and precedes to ace the enemy team. The bomb explodes and equastria is safe again. Princess molestia thanks our fishy hero by giving him a magic charm,the charm will grant it a transformation into its true form because that wasn't even its final form. And fishy-chan decides to return to the fishbowl and continue the days of crapping and eating,when one day disaster strikes. CeeCeePee ratata has stolen the book of dreams and queen Megatron can't have anymore dreams about tea parties with optimus prime. So fishy-chan jumps into action,using the magical charm she got from princess molestia to transform,and lo behold,her true form was that of a gallente woman. So fishy-chan journeyed to the evil lair of CeeCeePee HQ and found the evil ratata in the middle of using the pages of the book of dreams to wipe his bum while on the toilet,quickly before anything else could be lost,fishy-chan picked up her assault rifle and started spraying plasma,but no! She was too far(2 meters out of optimimum range),And ratata was a armour based target and he laughed at her freedom not being big enough. Fishy-chan took it a little to personal and threw a core locus. Needless to say fishy-chan won and took the book of wet dreams back to wonderland where it belonged and lived a little happily ever after.

But back at CeeCeePee HQ logibro had finished cleaning ratat of the walls and toilet and had used those bits to rebuild ratat into the ultimate mecha moe magickal girl!
Soon.....ratat uttered while logibro fixed his sparkly skirt, soon I will have my revenge on fishy-chan......
Fin.

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grongle hasworth Endless Hatred 1	Posted - 2015.09.13 14:44:00 - [1] - Quote I understand that the scrambler pistols are op, its just that what happened to the proto breach and burst scrambler pistols? I am a director of Endless Haterd
Radiant Pancake3 1	Posted - 2015.09.13 14:47:00 - [2] - Quote They ran away! Rejected by Dreis Min Loyalist
Mortishai Belmont G.L.O.R.Y 1	Posted - 2015.09.13 14:58:00 - [3] - Quote They're OP? Lol, you shoulda used them before CCP put the nurf hammer on 'em. Buddy of mine used to run around with a min scout and smite people with 'em. The C.E.O. of G.L.O.R.Y, (~..)~ Now on Youtube ~(..~)
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 8	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:05:00 - [4] - Quote Mortishai Belmont wrote: They're OP? Lol, you shoulda used them before CCP put the nurf hammer on 'em. Buddy of mine used to run around with a min scout and smite people with 'em. Lightning or Llast? *Scouts United* Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
grongle hasworth Endless Hatred 1	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:06:00 - [5] - Quote Mortishai Belmont wrote: They're OP? Lol, you shoulda used them before CCP put the nurf hammer on 'em. Buddy of mine used to run around with a min scout and smite people with 'em. so when they nurf them did they get read of the proto bust and breach? I am a director of Endless Haterd
Lightning35 Delta514 The Warlords Legion 1	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:08:00 - [6] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Mortishai Belmont wrote: They're OP? Lol, you shoulda used them before CCP put the nurf hammer on 'em. Buddy of mine used to run around with a min scout and smite people with 'em. Lightning or Llast? Lightning..jk CEO of T-W-L
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 8	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:18:00 - [7] - Quote Lightning35 Delta514 wrote: Joel II X wrote: Mortishai Belmont wrote: They're OP? Lol, you shoulda used them before CCP put the nurf hammer on 'em. Buddy of mine used to run around with a min scout and smite people with 'em. Lightning or Llast? Lightning..jk xVx, not you. *Scouts United* Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
Clotheshanger Abortion Y0UTHINASIA 41	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:21:00 - [8] - Quote I dont know the question, but the answer is yaoi I dont know the question, but the answer is buy more Aurum!
XxBlazikenxX Ancient Exiles. 2	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:24:00 - [9] - Quote Mortishai Belmont wrote: They're OP? Lol, you shoulda used them before CCP put the nurf hammer on 'em. Buddy of mine used to run around with a min scout and smite people with 'em. Cyrius? AVERT YOUR EYES!
grongle hasworth Endless Hatred 4	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:33:00 - [10] - Quote so does anyone know what happened to the proto breach and burst I am a director of Endless Haterd

Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 7	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:48:00 - [11] - Quote They never existed. "Remember to Ratatat that ass" ~ The Internet
RKKR WarRavens Imperium Eden 1	Posted - 2015.09.13 15:55:00 - [12] - Quote Please edit your thread-title to "One Fact I pulled out of my ass and a question I didn't care to search for"
grongle hasworth Endless Hatred 5	Posted - 2015.09.13 16:42:00 - [13] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: They never existed. then why introduce the breach in standard and the burst in the advanced and say that they exist under the scrambler pistol proficiency info when they never existed. I am a director of Endless Haterd
grongle hasworth Endless Hatred 5	Posted - 2015.09.13 16:43:00 - [14] - Quote RKKR wrote: Please edit your thread-title to "One Fact I pulled out of my ass and a question I didn't care to search for" then why waste your time posting something about a topic you do care about. I am a director of Endless Haterd
maybe deadcatz the nomercs 731	Posted - 2015.09.13 18:08:00 - [15] - Quote grongle hasworth wrote: I understand that the scrambler pistols are op, its just that what happened to the proto breach and burst scrambler pistols? Lemme tell you a little something about goldfish son,goldfish are stupid. Dag after day they swim in their little fishbowls,eating fishflakes and crapping into the water they need to breathe in(lol fish breathe)and sometimes we have idiots who stare at the fishbowls and expect the goldfish to pull a trick. And this is where breach and burst ScPs come in. It's a little flaming hoop set up above the water that the goldfish is expected to jump through. And the fish being stupid jumps through it. And the idiot gets greedy and expects more. Soon the goldfish is defusing the bomb and the CTs all have awps,the fish then looks back to a memory of how it used to live and it decided it wants to live like that again. So it stops defusing,grabs a fallen usp-s and precedes to ace the enemy team. The bomb explodes and equastria is safe again. Princess molestia thanks our fishy hero by giving him a magic charm,the charm will grant it a transformation into its true form because that wasn't even its final form. And fishy-chan decides to return to the fishbowl and continue the days of crapping and eating,when one day disaster strikes. CeeCeePee ratata has stolen the book of dreams and queen Megatron can't have anymore dreams about tea parties with optimus prime. So fishy-chan jumps into action,using the magical charm she got from princess molestia to transform,and lo behold,her true form was that of a gallente woman. So fishy-chan journeyed to the evil lair of CeeCeePee HQ and found the evil ratata in the middle of using the pages of the book of dreams to wipe his bum while on the toilet,quickly before anything else could be lost,fishy-chan picked up her assault rifle and started spraying plasma,but no! She was too far(2 meters out of optimimum range),And ratata was a armour based target and he laughed at her freedom not being big enough. Fishy-chan took it a little to personal and threw a core locus. Needless to say fishy-chan won and took the book of wet dreams back to wonderland where it belonged and lived a little happily ever after. But back at CeeCeePee HQ logibro had finished cleaning ratat of the walls and toilet and had used those bits to rebuild ratat into the ultimate mecha moe magickal girl! Soon.....ratat uttered while logibro fixed his sparkly skirt, soon I will have my revenge on fishy-chan...... Fin. 'Perhaps fate will bless us,before this world opens its maw and swallows us'-space pirate encrypted log. They all died.
Aeon Amadi 12	Posted - 2015.09.13 19:43:00 - [16] - Quote Breach Scrambler Pistol is still pretty beastly if you know how to aim. https://youtu.be/TqsIHdXLdRY?t=40s Negative Introspection - Aeon's CPM Blog
Twelve Guage Random Gunz Rise Of Legion. 715	Posted - 2015.09.13 20:11:00 - [17] - Quote From what I could garter these items were taken out of the game. I do not ever remember seeing a reason for why they were removed. However the S-burst and S-breach pistols were at one time obtainable though an event. So someone out there does have them. The Mistress of Massdrivers Looking to trade Nomad Assault for Serpent Scout. Check out my trading trade for more info
Aiwha Bait Incorruptibles 267	Posted - 2015.09.13 20:32:00 - [18] - Quote Twelve Guage wrote: From what I could garter these items were taken out of the game. I do not ever remember seeing a reason for why they were removed. However the S-burst and S-breach pistols were at one time obtainable though an event. So someone out there does have them. Was the burst scrambler removed? I swear to God I remember running one a few weeks ago. Let me log in real quick... O_o "Bait is too adorable to stab" - Zaria Min Deir Writer and Editor for Biomassed
Twelve Guage Random Gunz Rise Of Legion. 717	Posted - 2015.09.13 20:38:00 - [19] - Quote Aiwha Bait wrote: Twelve Guage wrote: From what I could garter these items were taken out of the game. I do not ever remember seeing a reason for why they were removed. However the S-burst and S-breach pistols were at one time obtainable though an event. So someone out there does have them. Was the burst scrambler removed? I swear to God I remember running one a few weeks ago. Let me log in real quick... O_o No just the proto variation and it was a really long time ago. The Mistress of Massdrivers Looking to trade Nomad Assault for Serpent Scout. Check out my trading trade for more info
Aiwha Bait Incorruptibles 269	Posted - 2015.09.13 20:41:00 - [20] - Quote Twelve Guage wrote: Aiwha Bait wrote: Twelve Guage wrote: From what I could garter these items were taken out of the game. I do not ever remember seeing a reason for why they were removed. However the S-burst and S-breach pistols were at one time obtainable though an event. So someone out there does have them. Was the burst scrambler removed? I swear to God I remember running one a few weeks ago. Let me log in real quick... O_o No just the proto variation and it was a really long time ago. Ooooooh! I see. xD Can see why they were removed though, if they were removed due to outrageously OP stats. ADV Burst and Breach SCP are gloriously powerful. "Bait is too adorable to stab" - Zaria Min Deir Writer and Editor for Biomassed

Dragonmeballs Better Hide R Die 200	Posted - 2015.09.13 23:00:00 - [21] - Quote Aeon Amadi wrote: Breach Scrambler Pistol is still pretty beastly if you know how to aim. https://youtu.be/TqsIHdXLdRY?t=40s The breach scrambler pistol = bolt pistol - really strong AA Blueberry!....Make yourself useful and shoot the blurry thing running this way with YES!
grongle hasworth Endless Hatred 10	Posted - 2015.09.14 01:14:00 - [22] - Quote maybe deadcatz wrote: grongle hasworth wrote: I understand that the scrambler pistols are op, its just that what happened to the proto breach and burst scrambler pistols? Lemme tell you a little something about goldfish son,goldfish are stupid. Dag after day they swim in their little fishbowls,eating fishflakes and crapping into the water they need to breathe in(lol fish breathe)and sometimes we have idiots who stare at the fishbowls and expect the goldfish to pull a trick. And this is where breach and burst ScPs come in. It's a little flaming hoop set up above the water that the goldfish is expected to jump through. And the fish being stupid jumps through it. And the idiot gets greedy and expects more. Soon the goldfish is defusing the bomb and the CTs all have awps,the fish then looks back to a memory of how it used to live and it decided it wants to live like that again. So it stops defusing,grabs a fallen usp-s and precedes to ace the enemy team. The bomb explodes and equastria is safe again. Princess molestia thanks our fishy hero by giving him a magic charm,the charm will grant it a transformation into its true form because that wasn't even its final form. And fishy-chan decides to return to the fishbowl and continue the days of crapping and eating,when one day disaster strikes. CeeCeePee ratata has stolen the book of dreams and queen Megatron can't have anymore dreams about tea parties with optimus prime. So fishy-chan jumps into action,using the magical charm she got from princess molestia to transform,and lo behold,her true form was that of a gallente woman. So fishy-chan journeyed to the evil lair of CeeCeePee HQ and found the evil ratata in the middle of using the pages of the book of dreams to wipe his bum while on the toilet,quickly before anything else could be lost,fishy-chan picked up her assault rifle and started spraying plasma,but no! She was too far(2 meters out of optimimum range),And ratata was a armour based target and he laughed at her freedom not being big enough. Fishy-chan took it a little to personal and threw a core locus. Needless to say fishy-chan won and took the book of wet dreams back to wonderland where it belonged and lived a little happily ever after. But back at CeeCeePee HQ logibro had finished cleaning ratat of the walls and toilet and had used those bits to rebuild ratat into the ultimate mecha moe magickal girl! Soon.....ratat uttered while logibro fixed his sparkly skirt, soon I will have my revenge on fishy-chan...... Fin. this story was a very good troll thank you for the off topic wtf moment I am a director of Endless Haterd
maybe alivecatz Zumari Force Projection Caldari State 8	Posted - 2015.09.14 01:14:00 - [23] - Quote maybe deadcatz wrote: grongle hasworth wrote: I understand that the scrambler pistols are op, its just that what happened to the proto breach and burst scrambler pistols? Lemme tell you a little something about goldfish son,goldfish are stupid. Dag after day they swim in their little fishbowls,eating fishflakes and crapping into the water they need to breathe in(lol fish breathe)and sometimes we have idiots who stare at the fishbowls and expect the goldfish to pull a trick. And this is where breach and burst ScPs come in. It's a little flaming hoop set up above the water that the goldfish is expected to jump through. And the fish being stupid jumps through it. And the idiot gets greedy and expects more. Soon the goldfish is defusing the bomb and the CTs all have awps,the fish then looks back to a memory of how it used to live and it decided it wants to live like that again. So it stops defusing,grabs a fallen usp-s and precedes to ace the enemy team. The bomb explodes and equastria is safe again. Princess molestia thanks our fishy hero by giving him a magic charm,the charm will grant it a transformation into its true form because that wasn't even its final form. And fishy-chan decides to return to the fishbowl and continue the days of crapping and eating,when one day disaster strikes. CeeCeePee ratata has stolen the book of dreams and queen Megatron can't have anymore dreams about tea parties with optimus prime. So fishy-chan jumps into action,using the magical charm she got from princess molestia to transform,and lo behold,her true form was that of a gallente woman. So fishy-chan journeyed to the evil lair of CeeCeePee HQ and found the evil ratata in the middle of using the pages of the book of dreams to wipe his bum while on the toilet,quickly before anything else could be lost,fishy-chan picked up her assault rifle and started spraying plasma,but no! She was too far(2 meters out of optimimum range),And ratata was a armour based target and he laughed at her freedom not being big enough. Fishy-chan took it a little to personal and threw a core locus. Needless to say fishy-chan won and took the book of wet dreams back to wonderland where it belonged and lived a little happily ever after. But back at CeeCeePee HQ logibro had finished cleaning ratat of the walls and toilet and had used those bits to rebuild ratat into the ultimate mecha moe magickal girl! Soon.....ratat uttered while logibro fixed his sparkly skirt, soon I will have my revenge on fishy-chan...... Fin. This idiot. See kids,never get up in the middle of the day and write a story. Wtf is this shart. There are three types of people in the world:people that can count, and the people who can't.
grongle hasworth Endless Hatred 10	Posted - 2015.09.14 01:17:00 - [24] - Quote Twelve Guage wrote: From what I could garter these items were taken out of the game. I do not ever remember seeing a reason for why they were removed. However the S-burst and S-breach pistols were at one time obtainable though an event. So someone out there does have them. thank you at lest it gives me some what of an idea on what happened. I am a director of Endless Haterd
grongle hasworth Endless Hatred 12	Posted - 2015.09.14 02:04:00 - [25] - Quote Twelve Guage wrote: From what I could garter these items were taken out of the game. I do not ever remember seeing a reason for why they were removed. However the S-burst and S-breach pistols were at one time obtainable though an event. So someone out there does have them. about that event that was posted tow years ago. I am a director of Endless Haterd
deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.09.14 02:51:00 - [26] - Quote OP????? Are you bonkers? Are you stoned? Did you fall on your head from 30 feet up? Seriously take a look at the SMG, Nova Knives, or Bolt Pistols. The number or sidearms that are better than the ScP equates to almost every one of them. The only way it is any good is if you win the hit detection lottery and land a head shot. It actually requires aiming unlike the bolt pistol or the SMG. ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++
Reign Omega L0RDS 0F LEGI0N 1	Posted - 2015.09.14 07:47:00 - [27] - Quote Twelve Guage wrote: From what I could garter these items were taken out of the game. I do not ever remember seeing a reason for why they were removed. However the S-burst and S-breach pistols were at one time obtainable though an event. So someone out there does have them. gar-+ter -ê+í+ñrd+Ör/ noun 1. a band worn around the leg to keep up a stocking or sock. 2. short for Order of the Garter. Hell naw...to the naw naw naw...hell to the naw.


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