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Posted - 2015.09.13 18:08:00 -
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grongle hasworth wrote:I understand that the scrambler pistols are op, its just that what happened to the proto breach and burst scrambler pistols?
Lemme tell you a little something about goldfish son,goldfish are stupid. Dag after day they swim in their little fishbowls,eating fishflakes and crapping into the water they need to breathe in(lol fish breathe)and sometimes we have idiots who stare at the fishbowls and expect the goldfish to pull a trick. And this is where breach and burst ScPs come in. It's a little flaming hoop set up above the water that the goldfish is expected to jump through. And the fish being stupid jumps through it. And the idiot gets greedy and expects more. Soon the goldfish is defusing the bomb and the CTs all have awps,the fish then looks back to a memory of how it used to live and it decided it wants to live like that again. So it stops defusing,grabs a fallen usp-s and precedes to ace the enemy team. The bomb explodes and equastria is safe again. Princess molestia thanks our fishy hero by giving him a magic charm,the charm will grant it a transformation into its true form because that wasn't even its final form. And fishy-chan decides to return to the fishbowl and continue the days of crapping and eating,when one day disaster strikes. CeeCeePee ratata has stolen the book of dreams and queen Megatron can't have anymore dreams about tea parties with optimus prime. So fishy-chan jumps into action,using the magical charm she got from princess molestia to transform,and lo behold,her true form was that of a gallente woman. So fishy-chan journeyed to the evil lair of CeeCeePee HQ and found the evil ratata in the middle of using the pages of the book of dreams to wipe his bum while on the toilet,quickly before anything else could be lost,fishy-chan picked up her assault rifle and started spraying plasma,but no! She was too far(2 meters out of optimimum range),And ratata was a armour based target and he laughed at her freedom not being big enough. Fishy-chan took it a little to personal and threw a core locus. Needless to say fishy-chan won and took the book of wet dreams back to wonderland where it belonged and lived a little happily ever after.
But back at CeeCeePee HQ logibro had finished cleaning ratat of the walls and toilet and had used those bits to rebuild ratat into the ultimate mecha moe magickal girl!
Soon.....ratat uttered while logibro fixed his sparkly skirt, soon I will have my revenge on fishy-chan......
Fin.
'Perhaps fate will bless us,before this world opens its maw and swallows us'-space pirate encrypted log.
They all died.
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