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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
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Posted - 2015.09.04 04:09:00 -
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It will set you free. And It will lovingly hug you.
When you pee your pants, GJR will take off his own pants and give them to you.
When you bust your knee on that darn bedpost again because it always sneaks up on you, I'll beat that btch with a whip.
When you mispronounce something or misspell something, ArkKirkMerc will degrade and correct and do that weird british huffing paint sound, you know, the condescending chuckle.
When you are about to smash, the entire War Room will cheer you on in comms, because we know you never turn off comms.
You died in game? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got mugged at gunpoint? That bastard would've cheated with a modded controller.
Whenever you you say something stupid, GD will grace you with likes.
Just say photon, bacon, taco, quafe, or something random, instant likes, i would never lie to you, i promise.
We are all alts of GJR, I'm just his favorite. U mad bro?
Breh.
DUST is being [something] and it will [something else]
The Pecking Order.
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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Vicious Minotaur
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Posted - 2015.09.04 04:12:00 -
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The Pecking Order?
We ain't birds. We are a diverse ecosystem, damn it!
I am a minotaur.
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
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Posted - 2015.09.04 04:15:00 -
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Vicious Minotaur wrote:The Pecking Order?
We ain't birds. We are a diverse ecosystem, damn it!
I am a little disappointed...you, watch TeamFourStar DragonBall Z Abridged. Now. Do it.
And yes, we are a diverse ecosystem of multi-cellular eukaryotes of the plantae kingdom.
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
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Posted - 2015.09.04 04:51:00 -
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Photon gear. Bacon. Tacos with Quafe. Scrub. Try hard. HTFU. Git gud. You are OP. We need to nerf you. You feeling mad bro? Wish you could come up with a come back/response to this quicker? Then buy Aurum. Do more, faster.
Edit: P.S. I like your post. Made me giggle quite a bit.
Yassavi Approved. -Aero Yassavi
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XxBlazikenxX
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2015.09.04 04:51:00 -
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I'm not sure what I just read, but I'm gonna like it.
Bittervet
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ZED Regent
RabbitSwarm
338
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Posted - 2015.09.04 04:58:00 -
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I hate modded controllers...
btw, did i see some Miss Kittin?
I make your kdr look good....
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
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Posted - 2015.09.04 05:22:00 -
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ZED Regent wrote:
I hate modded controllers...
btw, did i see some Miss Kittin?
Nah lol
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
8
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Posted - 2015.09.04 05:23:00 -
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Robert Conway wrote:Photon gear. Bacon. Tacos with Quafe. Scrub. Try hard. HTFU. Git gud. You are OP. We need to nerf you. You feeling mad bro? Wish you could come up with a come back/response to this quicker? Then buy Aurum. Do more, faster.
Edit: P.S. I like your post. Made me giggle quite a bit.
Man giggle? What?
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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Vicious Minotaur
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Posted - 2015.09.04 05:56:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Robert Conway wrote:Photon gear. Bacon. Tacos with Quafe. Scrub. Try hard. HTFU. Git gud. You are OP. We need to nerf you. You feeling mad bro? Wish you could come up with a come back/response to this quicker? Then buy Aurum. Do more, faster.
Edit: P.S. I like your post. Made me giggle quite a bit. Man giggle? What?
Yes.
Like this.
I am a minotaur.
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ZED Regent
RabbitSwarm
338
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Posted - 2015.09.04 06:53:00 -
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I was close tho...
[Miss Kittin] http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ORFFaB3jJXo
Edit: crap making links on phone...
I make your kdr look good....
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Genral69 death
RAT PATROL INC.
690
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Posted - 2015.09.04 09:46:00 -
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You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
@vahzz
What about when I got hit by a cyclist when I was on my bike?
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=213777&find=unread
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2015.09.04 09:50:00 -
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Genral69 death wrote:You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
@vahzz
What about when I got hit by a cyclist when I was on my bike?
He was using a Xim.
And an Eagle Eye.
Simultaneously.
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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Genral69 death
RAT PATROL INC.
690
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Posted - 2015.09.04 10:01:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Genral69 death wrote:You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
@vahzz
What about when I got hit by a cyclist when I was on my bike? He was using a Xim. And an Eagle Eye. Simultaneously.
This would explain why he was ignoring me even after he hit me
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=213777&find=unread
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Lightning35 Delta514
The Warlords Legion
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Posted - 2015.09.04 10:36:00 -
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CEO of T-W-L
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LOL KILLZ
LulKlz
350
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Posted - 2015.09.04 11:44:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:It will set you free. And It will lovingly hug you.
When you pee your pants, GJR will take off his own pants and give them to you.
When you bust your knee on that darn bedpost again because it always sneaks up on you, I'll beat that btch with a whip.
When you mispronounce something or misspell something, ArkKirkMerc will degrade and correct and do that weird british huffing paint sound, you know, the condescending chuckle.
When you are about to smash, the entire War Room will cheer you on in comms, because we know you never turn off comms.
You died in game? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got mugged at gunpoint? That bastard would've cheated with a modded controller.
Whenever you you say something stupid, GD will grace you with likes.
Just say photon, bacon, taco, quafe, or something random, instant likes, i would never lie to you, i promise.
We are all alts of GJR, I'm just his favorite. U mad bro?
Breh.
DUST is being [something] and it will [something else]
The Pecking Order.
You must be bored a lot bruh
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
8
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Posted - 2015.09.04 15:10:00 -
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LOL KILLZ wrote:VAHZZ wrote:It will set you free. And It will lovingly hug you.
When you pee your pants, GJR will take off his own pants and give them to you.
When you bust your knee on that darn bedpost again because it always sneaks up on you, I'll beat that btch with a whip.
When you mispronounce something or misspell something, ArkKirkMerc will degrade and correct and do that weird british huffing paint sound, you know, the condescending chuckle.
When you are about to smash, the entire War Room will cheer you on in comms, because we know you never turn off comms.
You died in game? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got mugged at gunpoint? That bastard would've cheated with a modded controller.
Whenever you you say something stupid, GD will grace you with likes.
Just say photon, bacon, taco, quafe, or something random, instant likes, i would never lie to you, i promise.
We are all alts of GJR, I'm just his favorite. U mad bro?
Breh.
DUST is being [something] and it will [something else]
The Pecking Order. You must be bored a lot bruh
The forums get slow, I get bored. I am a forum warrior.
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
20XX
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
8
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Posted - 2015.09.04 15:11:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Genral69 death wrote:You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
@vahzz
What about when I got hit by a cyclist when I was on my bike? He was using a Xim. And an Eagle Eye. Simultaneously.
Truth confirmed by CPM.
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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Genral69 death
RAT PATROL INC.
692
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Posted - 2015.09.04 15:26:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:LOL KILLZ wrote:VAHZZ wrote:It will set you free. And It will lovingly hug you.
When you pee your pants, GJR will take off his own pants and give them to you.
When you bust your knee on that darn bedpost again because it always sneaks up on you, I'll beat that btch with a whip.
When you mispronounce something or misspell something, ArkKirkMerc will degrade and correct and do that weird british huffing paint sound, you know, the condescending chuckle.
When you are about to smash, the entire War Room will cheer you on in comms, because we know you never turn off comms.
You died in game? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got mugged at gunpoint? That bastard would've cheated with a modded controller.
Whenever you you say something stupid, GD will grace you with likes.
Just say photon, bacon, taco, quafe, or something random, instant likes, i would never lie to you, i promise.
We are all alts of GJR, I'm just his favorite. U mad bro?
Breh.
DUST is being [something] and it will [something else]
The Pecking Order. You must be bored a lot bruh The forums get slow, I get bored. I am a forum warrior.
Do tell, what defines a forum warrior?
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=213777&find=unread
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
8
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Posted - 2015.09.04 15:59:00 -
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Genral69 death wrote:
Do tell, what defines a forum warrior?
The basics.
To achieve forum warrior status, you must have at least 1k likes. 1k likes = forum warrior level 1
You must play the forums more than the game.
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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XxBlazikenxX
Ancient Exiles.
1
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Posted - 2015.09.04 16:08:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Genral69 death wrote:
Do tell, what defines a forum warrior?
The basics. To achieve forum warrior status, you must have at least 1k likes. 1k likes = forum warrior level 1 You must play the forums more than the game.
I play both equally.
Bittervet
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
8
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Posted - 2015.09.04 16:31:00 -
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XxBlazikenxX wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Genral69 death wrote:
Do tell, what defines a forum warrior?
The basics. To achieve forum warrior status, you must have at least 1k likes. 1k likes = forum warrior level 1 You must play the forums more than the game. I play both equally.
You are not a true forum warrior.
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
651
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:41:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:It will set you free. And It will lovingly hug you.
When you pee your pants, GJR will take off his own pants and give them to you.
When you bust your knee on that darn bedpost again because it always sneaks up on you, I'll beat that btch with a whip.
When you mispronounce something or misspell something, ArkKirkMerc will degrade and correct and do that weird british huffing paint sound, you know, the condescending chuckle.
When you are about to smash, the entire War Room will cheer you on in comms, because we know you never turn off comms.
You died in game? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got hit by a guy on a bike? That bastard cheated with a modded controller.
You got mugged at gunpoint? That bastard would've cheated with a modded controller.
Whenever you you say something stupid, GD will grace you with likes.
Just say photon, bacon, taco, quafe, or something random, instant likes, i would never lie to you, i promise.
We are all alts of GJR, I'm just his favorite. U mad bro?
Breh.
DUST is being [something] and it will [something else]
The Pecking Order.
What if my entire team of militia heavy frames and militia scrambler pistols have booboos on our buts from the enemy team r@ping us in the redline like soldiers pillaging a village and taking our bacon tacos and qaufe?
'Perhaps fate will bless us,before this world opens its maw and swallows us'-space pirate encrypted log.
They all died.
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