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Knee Grow Pot420
Vherokior Combat Logistics Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.09.01 15:12:00 -
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I saw Rattati at the grocery store in Shanghai, China yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?' and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I head him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with fifteen Milky Ways in his hand without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each bar and put them in the bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. |
Mahmun
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
12
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Posted - 2015.09.01 15:43:00 -
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Ratatti in person sounds like a complete troll. I wanna meet him
Chicken is good
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
12
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Posted - 2015.09.01 15:48:00 -
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..... -_-
Sgt Kirk's Propaganda Youtube Channel
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Lightning35 Delta514
The Warlords Legion
1
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Posted - 2015.09.01 15:53:00 -
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...dead...
CEO of T-W-L
Twitter- @LD3514
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
11
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Posted - 2015.09.01 15:54:00 -
[5] - Quote
What the hell did I just read?
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
633
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Posted - 2015.09.01 16:05:00 -
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Can.... can this be confirmed?
Yassavi Approved. -Aero Yassavi
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Jakkal Shoobah
Eternal Beings Smart Deploy
215
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Posted - 2015.09.01 16:09:00 -
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I feel like I heard about many popular personalities doing such a thing.
While slow to anger and occasionally indecisive, they are also capable of harnessing enormous resolve when truly tested.
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
8
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Posted - 2015.09.01 17:11:00 -
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What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
20XX
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Sicerly Yaw
Corrosive Synergy No Context
954
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Posted - 2015.09.01 17:21:00 -
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Robert Conway wrote:Can.... can this be confirmed?
soon enough
click here if you are making a new account and want some free BPO's
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
3
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Posted - 2015.09.01 17:28:00 -
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Sometimes, when it's cold enough and the sun is just right, I go nap in my car.
There are four main races in DUST514: The Amarr, bla, bla, and bla.
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DeadlyAztec11
9
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Posted - 2015.09.01 17:31:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:What the hell did I just read? You just read the reason you shouldn't 420 blaze it.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Aidualc
LATINOS KILLERS CORP RUST415
558
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Posted - 2015.09.01 17:51:00 -
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ooh no... somebody will be banned :O and the power of The Viking Overlord Rattati will be unleashed with another Nerf !
-- Ecce Initio -- Tomate Pote --
**Respectu, Honorem, Value, Unionem****
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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
179
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Posted - 2015.09.01 18:24:00 -
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Are you sure he didn't have Snickers bars?
Blueberry!....Make yourself useful and shoot the blurry thing running this way with YES!
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Mejt0
Made in Poland... E-R-A
2
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Posted - 2015.09.01 19:42:00 -
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Well... this was weird. Inbe4 CCP Rats : "never happend", "ban"
Modern society is lacking in empathy
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
3
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Posted - 2015.09.01 22:33:00 -
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Soooo....
Just your typical rube from Bjorkland.
There are four main races in DUST514: The Amarr, bla, bla, and bla.
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Supernus Gigas
The Cooked Goose Coalition
1
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Posted - 2015.09.01 23:39:00 -
[16] - Quote
This is a copypasta you dolts.
FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVING CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!
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axis alpha
Neural Union
913
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Posted - 2015.09.01 23:59:00 -
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Supernus Gigas wrote:This is a copypasta you dolts. Pasta@aaaaaa
Hullaballo and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu.
Yeltsibee and hibbertyhoo
Kick 'em in the dishpan. Hoo hoo hoo!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
12
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Posted - 2015.09.02 00:02:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:What the hell did I just read? Scripture.
@Ripley_Riley Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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jett it
MONSTER SYNERGY
292
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Posted - 2015.09.02 00:05:00 -
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Don't you know chocolate bars have no theft scanners? Next time put them in your pocket rattati and walk out and dont look back thats a dead give away LOLOL
jettGaming - Youtube
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Genral69 death
RAT PATROL INC.
684
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Posted - 2015.09.02 00:16:00 -
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jett it wrote:Don't you know chocolate bars have no theft scanners? Next time put them in your pocket rattati and walk out and dont look back thats a dead give away LOLOL Can confirm, steal as much chocolate as possible =ƒÿà
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=213777&find=unread
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Stormblade Green
KnightKiller's inc.
157
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Posted - 2015.09.02 00:52:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:What the hell did I just read?
I wonder this myself....
I've fought.i've ran.I've lived. I've died. And yes.I'm still here to kill whatever lies in the way.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
1
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Posted - 2015.09.02 00:53:00 -
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Sicerly Yaw wrote:Robert Conway wrote:Can.... can this be confirmed? soon enough
Rattati answers with his gaze alone. What follows after a Milky Way binge.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/19/ee/2f/19ee2ff7c37f7f2c0e85b484b8093118.jpg
CPM RESULTS SUMMERIZED
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Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
1
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Posted - 2015.09.02 00:57:00 -
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Mahmun wrote:Ratatti in person sounds like a complete troll. I wanna meet him
Get in line. The check out line!
http://wilwheaton.net/typepad-images/6a00d8341c59aa53ef016765a98963970b-pi
CPM RESULTS SUMMERIZED
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
8
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Posted - 2015.09.02 01:51:00 -
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Supernus Gigas wrote:This is a copypasta you dolts. Well, yeah. It's as the Scrolls have foretold. The prophesy is coming true!
Scouts United
Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
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CCP Rattati
C C P C C P Alliance
26
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Posted - 2015.09.02 02:05:00 -
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lel
"As well as stupid, Rattati is incredibly slow and accident-prone, and cannot even swim"
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
11
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Posted - 2015.09.02 02:13:00 -
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Am I the only one that was expecting a yawn?
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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CCP Frame
C C P C C P Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.09.02 02:30:00 -
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I saw Rattatin in the office today too. He was handsome.
CCP Frame, CCP Community Team
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jett it
MONSTER SYNERGY
294
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Posted - 2015.09.02 02:35:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:I saw Rattatin in the office today too. He was handsome.
LOL must of had chocolate on his face. I mean yes handsome indeed.
jettGaming - Youtube
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xxwhitedevilxx M
Maphia Clan Corporation
3
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Posted - 2015.09.02 02:41:00 -
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jett it wrote:CCP Frame wrote:I saw Rattatin in the office today too. He was handsome. LOL must of had chocolate on his face. I mean yes handsome indeed.
That's all he said
take time or take aurums (Gò»#-_-)Gò»~~~GòºGòÉGòº [FSTNM SCDNM]
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CCP Rattati
C C P C C P Alliance
26
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Posted - 2015.09.02 02:43:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Am I the only one that was expecting a yawn?
It was just so damn weird, I kept reading through the end like "what the frack is this"
"As well as stupid, Rattati is incredibly slow and accident-prone, and cannot even swim"
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SLENDER M4N
Eternal Beings Smart Deploy
984
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Posted - 2015.09.02 03:18:00 -
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CCP Rattati wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Am I the only one that was expecting a yawn? It was just so damn weird, I kept reading through the end like "what the frack is this" Fracking without protection huh? Rattatin, please be careful.
Uwotm8?
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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
185
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Posted - 2015.09.02 03:43:00 -
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Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:
The resemblance is......unnerving
Blueberry!....Make yourself useful and shoot the blurry thing running this way with YES!
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DeadlyAztec11
9
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Posted - 2015.09.02 04:05:00 -
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CCP Rattati wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Am I the only one that was expecting a yawn? It was just so damn weird, I kept reading through the end like "what the frack is this" Rattati fracks! METAL GEAR SOLID VI CONFIRMED.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
637
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Posted - 2015.09.02 04:23:00 -
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HA! The confirmation I was looking for.
Yassavi Approved. -Aero Yassavi
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jane stalin
free dropships for newbs
405
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Posted - 2015.09.02 05:00:00 -
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My theory about the OP is
drug use + mental instability + love of Rattati+ Hate of Rattati = very crazy post,
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ZED Regent
RabbitSwarm
336
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Posted - 2015.09.02 05:46:00 -
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I wonder why he didn't ask to nerf Rattati...
I make your kdr look good....
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides Learning Alliance
7
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Posted - 2015.09.02 11:44:00 -
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CCP Rattati wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Am I the only one that was expecting a yawn? It was just so damn weird, I kept reading through the end like "what the frack is this" Yeah, I was expecting there to be a punch line at the very least...
Maybe it was a dream he had or something.
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Knee Grow Pot420
Vherokior Combat Logistics Minmatar Republic
50
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Posted - 2015.09.02 12:36:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:CCP Rattati wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Am I the only one that was expecting a yawn? It was just so damn weird, I kept reading through the end like "what the frack is this" Yeah, I was expecting there to be a punch line at the very least... Maybe it was a dream he had or something. Tis true. Rattati was there. |
Stupid Blueberry
A.N.0.N.Y.M.0.U.S
1
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Posted - 2015.09.02 18:54:00 -
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CCP Rattati wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Am I the only one that was expecting a yawn? It was just so damn weird, I kept reading through the end like "what the frack is this"
It's a pasta. Last time I read it the character was Robin Williams.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.
Haajakin Kalen.
Orbital Laser S is hot.
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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens Imperium Eden
340
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Posted - 2015.09.03 11:09:00 -
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i see any of you lot in real life and im taking hostages, simple as. i'll snacth you and demand the port, oh yes. but when they meet my demands i'll still keep you, because im possessive. hmm i know what my opening CPM3 speach will be now. im coming to get you
in stasis, awaiting..........
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Genral69 death
RAT PATROL INC.
696
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Posted - 2015.09.03 14:13:00 -
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Scotty AI MatchMaker wrote:i see any of you lot in real life and im taking hostages, simple as. i'll snacth you and demand the port, oh yes. but when they meet my demands i'll still keep you, because im possessive. hmm i know what my opening CPM3 speach will be now. im coming to get you Not if I get you first =ƒÿñ Water or gasoline?
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=213777&find=unread
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Aeon Amadi
12
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Posted - 2015.09.04 20:09:00 -
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OP, your name......
Just....
Not even....
Whatever.
Current CPM Projects:
Assisting Kevall Longstride with NPE Hashing
FW Hashing
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Radiant Pancake3
Destinys Immortals Rise Of Legion.
897
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Posted - 2015.09.04 21:31:00 -
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jane stalin wrote:My theory about the OP is
drug use + mental instability + love of Rattati+ Hate of Rattati = very crazy post,
Math.
Rejected by Dreis
Min Loyalist
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DeadlyAztec11
9
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Posted - 2015.09.05 02:46:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:OP, your name......
Just....
Not even....
Whatever. Get dealt with.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Knee Grow Pot420
Vherokior Combat Logistics Minmatar Republic
69
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Posted - 2015.09.05 04:40:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:OP, your name......
Just....
Not even....
Whatever. What do?
Pls like to right. |
VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
8
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Posted - 2015.09.05 04:44:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:OP, your name......
Just....
Not even....
Whatever. Get dealt with. And bent, bent and dealt, dealtbent. BOOM! You just got whatted son! CPM on blast! Supa hot firaaaaaa!
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
20XX
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ZED Regent
RabbitSwarm
345
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Posted - 2015.09.05 07:12:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:OP, your name......
Just....
Not even....
Whatever.
I have a theory about the name.... but it's illegal in most states....
I make your kdr look good....
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CommanderBolt
Dead Man's Game
3
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Posted - 2015.09.05 07:23:00 -
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"I saw him trying to walk out the doors with fifteen Milky Ways in his hand without paying"
" trying to walk out the doors with fifteen Milky Ways in his hand"
"fifteen Milky Ways"
15 Milky ways!? LMFAO hahahahahahahahaha
"Madness how we turned our common-ground into a battle-ground.." - Essa
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Sequal's Back
Dead Man's Game
1
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Posted - 2015.09.05 07:53:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:I saw Rattatin in the office today too. He was handsome.
AH !!!
Bring your daughter... TO THE SLAUGHTER !
- Sequal Rise
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Fristname Family name
Opus Arcana
462
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Posted - 2015.09.05 12:07:00 -
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https://youtu.be/KwY28rpyKDE
BUILD MORE FARMS!
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Devadander
Woodgrain Atari
619
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Posted - 2015.09.05 12:46:00 -
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Scotty AI MatchMaker wrote:i see any of you lot in real life and im taking hostages, simple as. i'll snacth you and demand the port, oh yes. but when they meet my demands i'll still keep you, because im possessive. hmm i know what my opening CPM3 speach will be now. im coming to get you
If I saw you in real life, I would wonder WTF am i doing in the UK.
Lowl
Gêå You want a toe? I can get you a toe dude. Gêå
Joined - 06-28-12 ~Deal with it~
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Mortedeamor
The Black Masquerade
1
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Posted - 2015.09.05 17:08:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:I saw Rattatin in the office today too. He was handsome. is he really ? pics i must see tthe dev cuteness
dust 514 ruined console gaming for me
pc master race
PORT IT CCP
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Cody Sietz
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
4
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Posted - 2015.09.05 17:09:00 -
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I see RatTitties in the mirror every morning.
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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Mortedeamor
The Black Masquerade
1
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Posted - 2015.09.05 17:12:00 -
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Genral69 death wrote:jett it wrote:Don't you know chocolate bars have no theft scanners? Next time put them in your pocket rattati and walk out and dont look back thats a dead give away LOLOL Can confirm, steal as much chocolate as possible =ƒÿà why steal chocolate i mean **** sake candy is dirt cheap
sounds like playing dust a lotta risk for no real reward
dust 514 ruined console gaming for me
pc master race
PORT IT CCP
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Cody Sietz
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
4
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Posted - 2015.09.05 20:10:00 -
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Mortedeamor wrote:Genral69 death wrote:jett it wrote:Don't you know chocolate bars have no theft scanners? Next time put them in your pocket rattati and walk out and dont look back thats a dead give away LOLOL Can confirm, steal as much chocolate as possible =ƒÿà why steal chocolate i mean **** sake candy is dirt cheap sounds like playing dust a lotta risk for no real reward Stolen candy is the sweetest candy.
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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KEROSIINI-TERO
The Rainbow Effect
2
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Posted - 2015.09.05 22:12:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:jane stalin wrote:My theory about the OP is
drug use + mental instability + love of Rattati+ Hate of Rattati = very crazy post,
Math.
Proves, math, not even once.
Thanks for all the supporters. 07
KERO-TRADER is my official Eve character for Dust trading.
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Immortal John Ripper
28
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Posted - 2015.09.05 22:37:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:OP, your name......
Just....
Not even....
Whatever. Get dealt with. #DealWithIt
> Permanently Banned
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General John Ripper
28
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Posted - 2015.09.05 22:37:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:OP, your name......
Just....
Not even....
Whatever. Get dealt with. #DealWithIt
I shall now be known as Jamlamin, an unbalanced Half-elf Warlock from an illusory forest who doesn't believe in magic.
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Death Shadow117
Wolf Pack Special Forces Rise Of Legion.
692
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Posted - 2015.09.06 03:56:00 -
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Sounds like he's a scrub and you know scrubs don't get no love |
Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
18
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Posted - 2015.09.06 04:30:00 -
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Did we just find a shitpost that makes even less sense than the shoot scout with yes post?
Never change DUST forums, never change.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens Imperium Eden
350
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Posted - 2015.09.15 15:54:00 -
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Devadander wrote:Scotty AI MatchMaker wrote:i see any of you lot in real life and im taking hostages, simple as. i'll snacth you and demand the port, oh yes. but when they meet my demands i'll still keep you, because im possessive. hmm i know what my opening CPM3 speach will be now. im coming to get you If I saw you in real life, I would wonder WTF am i doing in the UK. Lowl told you im coming to the states when your arcades done bro
back by dope demand
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