Dont-be-a-D1CK
Dead Man's Game
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Posted - 2015.08.29 16:09:00 -
[1] - Quote
After seeing a long list of complaints and cries for help on the Dust Forums, the guys who cleans windows at CCP Shanghai picked up the phone to contact members of the Dev team (I know because I have a mole in Rattati's pants) and alerted them to the issues being experienced by New Eden's bastard child FPS... The mole has repored Rattati's reply...
"So the server is down again... is Frame about?? *sigh* nevermind it's Saturday, Frame is always wasted on weekends"
Rattati climbs out of bed grinding his teeth at the thoughts of going back to that lonely studio...
He turns on the light, and while doing so  he recalls the Logibrah was working late and may still be there..
*Banana phone tone ringing*
Logi "For the last time darling.. I am working late, I'll be home by morning"
Rat "I miss you too honey, but you should look at caller ID before you answer"
Logi "Dammit... Sheila has been on the phone all evening, I have had my response programmed for her, what's up?"
Rat "Well, Dust servers are playing up again.. seeing as you're still there maybe you can stick them back together?"
Logi "Again!!? FFS.. I don't know what's more surprising, the server still works or the idiots still play on it"
Rat "You and me both brother, is there enough Aurum in the tank to get in running?"
Logi "Ehhmmm... not sure right now, I'm with a stripper, what about Frame can you reach him?"
Rat "You sly old dog, working overtime eh?, dude.. it's the weekend, Frame is wasted"
Logi "Well I'm buzzing right now.. you know what happened last time I took drugs and went to work"
Rat "All too well.. well there is nothing for it, I'll need to get down there"
Logi "Rather you than me, just don't go in a rush.. you're not the safest late night driver"
Rat "That was one time!! and how is it my fault it took an old lady 10mins to cross the road??"
Logi "I know.. but it was your fault you ran her over"
Rat "Old hag had it coming, anyway.. I better get to work" *hangs up*
Back in CCP Shanghai, Logibrah gets off of Rattati's desk and starts looking for his clothes...
"Girls.. we need to go.. doing it on the control panel was fun.. but I think we broke it"
Will Logibrah clean up before Rat-man gets there ??
Is Rat-man going to hurt another innocent old lady ???
Can the Dust server be back in time for some PC battles later ????
- Stay tuned
Ban me once, shame on me
Ban me twice, shame on you !!!
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