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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:

Death Shadow117 wrote:

Soldner VonKuechle wrote:

One Eyed King wrote:

Can someone explain for the the EVE ignorant?

how dark do you want to go? cause ive got a metaphor for real life that will make you want to take a shower in acid.

acid? Ugh I shower in lava every day bring it on.

ok. its been a long day and im in a bad mood so here ya go

Pretend that a robber just broke into your house while youre off to get pickles for your very pregnant wife/girlfriend whos 35 weeks pregnant. Sneaking around the house looking for loots he accidentally wakes up the mothership. Well not wanting to go back to jail, because Big Tim is waiting, the logical thing in this man of the night is to silence the alarm, with a kinfe. in the throat. of your girlfriend/wife. And because insanity has taken hold at this point he does an extra couple stabs to the belly for good measure. then grabs the pearl necklace and diamond ring of her corpse and skeedaddles the **** outta there, to go tell his buddies about the **** that just went down.

and thats how losing an XSMA is like aborting your life.

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Mobius Wyvern Fatal Absolution 6	Posted - 2015.08.25 02:46:00 - [1] - Quote How to kill a Titan with a single Stealth Bomber. That is one player who will have godly Killboard stats for years to come. Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 18	Posted - 2015.08.25 02:53:00 - [2] - Quote http://i.imgur.com/AjVPhRX.gifv AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
Mobius Wyvern Fatal Absolution 6	Posted - 2015.08.25 03:08:00 - [3] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: http://i.imgur.com/AjVPhRX.gifv Extra-Large Ship Maintenance Arrays. Gotta love 'em. Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.08.25 03:16:00 - [4] - Quote Mobius Wyvern wrote: How to kill a Titan with a single Stealth Bomber. That is one player who will have godly Killboard stats for years to come. Some one is pissed at that rental plus protection they paid on that. ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++
Mobius Wyvern Fatal Absolution 6	Posted - 2015.08.25 03:48:00 - [5] - Quote deezy dabest wrote: Mobius Wyvern wrote: How to kill a Titan with a single Stealth Bomber. That is one player who will have godly Killboard stats for years to come. Some one is pissed at that rental plus protection they paid on that. No doubt! Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.08.25 03:55:00 - [6] - Quote Mobius Wyvern wrote: deezy dabest wrote: Mobius Wyvern wrote: How to kill a Titan with a single Stealth Bomber. That is one player who will have godly Killboard stats for years to come. Some one is pissed at that rental plus protection they paid on that. No doubt! I feel like this is the kind of thing that ends up in a sov war just because that guy had friends who already don't like who he was renting from. Let's face it you are not building Titans unless you have pretty damn high level friends. ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++
Vegetation Monster G0DS AM0NG MEN The Empire of New Eden 338	Posted - 2015.08.25 04:07:00 - [7] - Quote holy moly!!! But, lets be real, I can earn enough money in a 5 days to pay for that (IRL). B Double O T Y
deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.08.25 04:08:00 - [8] - Quote Vegetation Monster wrote: holy moly!!! But, lets be real, I can earn enough money in a 5 days to pay for that (IRL). No matter what that much hurts BAD. My biggest loss was around 5 billion in 30 seconds and even tho I could make that back in about 3 days it was very disheartening. ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++
deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.08.25 04:25:00 - [9] - Quote I just realized I have never seen one of these posted. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46860433/ ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++
Terry Webber molon labe. RUST415 841	Posted - 2015.08.25 05:54:00 - [10] - Quote deezy dabest wrote: I just realized I have never seen one of these posted. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46860433/ Yeah, they've been around for a while. Pretty cool, huh? Inertial Booster Module Vehicle Installation

deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.08.25 06:17:00 - [11] - Quote Terry Webber wrote: deezy dabest wrote: I just realized I have never seen one of these posted. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46860433/ Yeah, they've been around for a while. Pretty cool, huh? A remnant of the idea of integration between the two games. My favorite was the one where I killed myself with my Eve character but I am unable to locate it at the moment. ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++
Mobius Wyvern Fatal Absolution 6	Posted - 2015.08.26 01:49:00 - [12] - Quote deezy dabest wrote: Terry Webber wrote: deezy dabest wrote: I just realized I have never seen one of these posted. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46860433/ Yeah, they've been around for a while. Pretty cool, huh? A remnant of the idea of integration between the two games. My favorite was the one where I killed myself with my Eve character but I am unable to locate it at the moment. I've got quite a few of those, myself. I love it whenever I manage to kill an HAV with one. Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
One Eyed King Nos Nothi 11	Posted - 2015.08.26 02:04:00 - [13] - Quote Can someone explain for the the EVE ignorant? Former CEO of the Land of the BIind. Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
Dreis ShadowWeaver Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 6	Posted - 2015.08.26 02:06:00 - [14] - Quote deezy dabest wrote: Vegetation Monster wrote: holy moly!!! But, lets be real, I can earn enough money in a 5 days to pay for that (IRL). No matter what that much hurts BAD. My biggest loss was around 5 billion in 30 seconds and even tho I could make that back in about 3 days it was very disheartening. My biggest loss was about 1M. I had to lose my Frigate as part of one of the career agent's missions. I only started my trial account 10 or so days ago. :3 Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel My Minja Blog Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.08.26 02:21:00 - [15] - Quote One Eyed King wrote: Can someone explain for the the EVE ignorant? how dark do you want to go? cause ive got a metaphor for real life that will make you want to take a shower in acid. Watch out forums, Shinobi "Mr. Morality" MumyoSakanagare ZaShigurui is back! "Salty as salt can get" - my life.
VAHZZ RabbitSwarm 7	Posted - 2015.08.26 02:41:00 - [16] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: One Eyed King wrote: Can someone explain for the the EVE ignorant? how dark do you want to go? cause ive got a metaphor for real life that will make you want to take a shower in acid. Tell me, my child. Co-Founder of RabbitSwarm OG Scout with a Mouth.
Death Shadow117 Wolf Pack Special Forces 615	Posted - 2015.08.26 02:43:00 - [17] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: One Eyed King wrote: Can someone explain for the the EVE ignorant? how dark do you want to go? cause ive got a metaphor for real life that will make you want to take a shower in acid. acid? Ugh I shower in lava every day bring it on. Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.08.26 02:52:00 - [18] - Quote Death Shadow117 wrote: Soldner VonKuechle wrote: One Eyed King wrote: Can someone explain for the the EVE ignorant? how dark do you want to go? cause ive got a metaphor for real life that will make you want to take a shower in acid. acid? Ugh I shower in lava every day bring it on. ok. its been a long day and im in a bad mood so here ya go Pretend that a robber just broke into your house while youre off to get pickles for your very pregnant wife/girlfriend whos 35 weeks pregnant. Sneaking around the house looking for loots he accidentally wakes up the mothership. Well not wanting to go back to jail, because Big Tim is waiting, the logical thing in this man of the night is to silence the alarm, with a kinfe. in the throat. of your girlfriend/wife. And because insanity has taken hold at this point he does an extra couple stabs to the belly for good measure. then grabs the pearl necklace and diamond ring of her corpse and skeedaddles the ** outta there, to go tell his buddies about the ** that just went down. and thats how losing an XSMA is like aborting your life. Watch out forums, Shinobi "Mr. Morality" MumyoSakanagare ZaShigurui is back! "Salty as salt can get" - my life.
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 20	Posted - 2015.08.26 02:58:00 - [19] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark...... Well that was suitably horrific. Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.08.26 02:59:00 - [20] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark......Grimdark...... Well that was suitably horrific. Told you. Watch out forums, Shinobi "Mr. Morality" MumyoSakanagare ZaShigurui is back! "Salty as salt can get" - my life.

VAHZZ RabbitSwarm 7	Posted - 2015.08.26 03:09:00 - [21] - Quote Quite morbid, indeed. Co-Founder of RabbitSwarm OG Scout with a Mouth.
Sned TheDead Failures inc. 580	Posted - 2015.08.26 03:24:00 - [22] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Death Shadow117 wrote: Soldner VonKuechle wrote: One Eyed King wrote: Can someone explain for the the EVE ignorant? how dark do you want to go? cause ive got a metaphor for real life that will make you want to take a shower in acid. acid? Ugh I shower in lava every day bring it on. ok. its been a long day and im in a bad mood so here ya go Pretend that a robber just broke into your house while youre off to get pickles for your very pregnant wife/girlfriend whos 35 weeks pregnant. Sneaking around the house looking for loots he accidentally wakes up the mothership. Well not wanting to go back to jail, because Big Tim is waiting, the logical thing in this man of the night is to silence the alarm, with a kinfe. in the throat. of your girlfriend/wife. And because insanity has taken hold at this point he does an extra couple stabs to the belly for good measure. then grabs the pearl necklace and diamond ring of her corpse and skeedaddles the ** outta there, to go tell his buddies about the ** that just went down. and thats how losing an XSMA is like aborting your life. ...... am I a sick individual for chuckling at this a bit? Not a lot, but it amused me greatly...... Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :) Sned T. Dead
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.08.26 06:18:00 - [23] - Quote This is why you dont ask me to do stuff boys and girls Watch out forums, Shinobi "Mr. Morality" MumyoSakanagare ZaShigurui is back! "Salty as salt can get" - my life.
deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.08.26 06:24:00 - [24] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: This is why you dont ask me to do stuff boys and girls Nice narcissist attempt at taking over the thread but I can tell you that either one of us could post some kill mails to settle that. Ultimately Dust side cares nothing about Eve side and Eve side laughs at dust side. What I am really trying to say is this thread is not the one to try to turn into a peen waving contest because it would just get ugly. ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.08.26 06:34:00 - [25] - Quote deezy dabest wrote: Soldner VonKuechle wrote: This is why you dont ask me to do stuff boys and girls Nice narcissist attempt at taking over the thread but I can tell you that either one of us could post some kill mails to settle that. Ultimately Dust side cares nothing about Eve side and Eve side laughs at dust side. What I am really trying to say is this thread is not the one to try to turn into a peen waving contest because it would just get ugly. no deezy, this was an EVE side awe thread that they asked to be translated into a DUST awe thread. I just upped the ante cause i was around. this is by no means a dickk stroking thread, its more or less what happens when you play with Pandora's Box Watch out forums, Shinobi "Mr. Morality" MumyoSakanagare ZaShigurui is back! "Salty as salt can get" - my life.
Aeon Amadi Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 12	Posted - 2015.08.26 08:18:00 - [26] - Quote deezy dabest wrote: I just realized I have never seen one of these posted. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46860433/ Unfortunate thing is that we do not have assets worth what a Titan is in Eve Online. The economy in Dust 514 is so destroyed that a Prototype suit is no big deal and a tank -maybe- worth a little shock value to newer players but there's really no value to anything in Dust 514 as of late. Thanks for all the support guys, let's fix Dust 514 :D
VAHZZ RabbitSwarm 7	Posted - 2015.08.26 15:22:00 - [27] - Quote deezy dabest wrote: Ultimately Dust side cares nothing about Eve side and Eve side laughs at dust side. They will both care soon enough. I care about both, and they will learn to care about each other and me. Co-Founder of RabbitSwarm OG Scout with a Mouth.
REDBACK96USMC NORTH K0REA 231	Posted - 2015.08.26 16:29:00 - [28] - Quote A couple of years ago that might have been a huge deal, but these days..... meh. That was probably his backup Titan he forgot about since he never used it. Good gank none the less though.
Mobius Wyvern Fatal Absolution 6	Posted - 2015.08.27 04:42:00 - [29] - Quote REDBACK96USMC wrote: A couple of years ago that might have been a huge deal, but these days..... meh. That was probably his backup Titan he forgot about since he never used it. Good gank none the less though. It'll keep his killboard stats green forever unless he loses a lot of stupidly fit ships. Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 3	Posted - 2015.08.27 05:11:00 - [30] - Quote Aeon Amadi wrote: deezy dabest wrote: I just realized I have never seen one of these posted. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46860433/ Unfortunate thing is that we do not have assets worth what a Titan is in Eve Online. The economy in Dust 514 is so destroyed that a Prototype suit is no big deal and a tank -maybe- worth a little shock value to newer players but there's really no value to anything in Dust 514 as of late. Dust does not have any economy because everything is based on NPCs handing out unlimited copies of everything while the rare stuff is all based on spending money or getting very lucky. There is no actual demand left to create a supply and demand market. ++ Remove NPC orbitals from FW -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest ++



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