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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.18 18:28:00 -
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Let me impress upon you, there severe mistake you have made.
For years, my conduct has been largely benign, GJR the true gentleman, Aztec the serious guy with stints of troll, and me, the Jester. With full provocation, you have severed our detene and have forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful wrath of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming high ritual sword of great Emperor Sarun the firat will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the wrong lunatic.
I should recall this moment has high treason, going against tacos. I should smite you where you stand. But I am going to let you fester, decay. I am going to make you beg for my ungodly wrath to come upon you, i am going to make you grovel. You just opened a bag son, and bag you can not get out of.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.18 21:03:00 -
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rizan baig wrote:Vahzz, lead us to taco victory..... I shall my child.
When VF is finished and victory lay ours, I shall resurrect the Taco Sanctum, and lead all into glorious harmony after the bloody war.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.18 21:27:00 -
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rizan baig wrote:VAHZZ wrote:rizan baig wrote:Vahzz, lead us to taco victory..... I shall my child. When VF is finished and victory lay ours, I shall resurrect the Taco Sanctum, and lead all into glorious harmony after the bloody war. While you do that, I shall "reeducate" our ice-creamy enemies...... *unholsters bolt pistol* Go forth my child, and teach them.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.18 22:22:00 -
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First Prophet wrote:I'M CALLING YOU OUT VAHZZ
FINAL FANTASY XIV SUCKS.
ME AND JIGGY WILL DESTROY YOU!!
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.19 02:41:00 -
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axis alpha wrote:You have a made a grave mistake coming into this thread VAHZZ. When you and vf are done. We shall fight till the last POPSICLE stands. Then, I will stand over you and throw a nice frozen treat in your face. I will be preparing for war in the shadows. Prepare, the taco sanctuary has been long since steadily being revived. Ever since I graced New Eden, ever since I seeped out of GJR, I have had my mission. You do not understand the power you are trying to go up against. All the previous great forum warriors before me, GJR, CUBS, ReG - I have studied them, I understand them.
I am GJR, I don't need to be the others. Cubs was great, he was immense. ReG's presence on the forums still hold something, despite he no longer having his cool kids card.
You can not stand up to me and expect it to go smoothly for you. GJR may be kind and forgiving, but VAHZZ is fkin insane. You are looking at the Clown Prince of Crime himself, lady. Sticking some poison on the back of some postage stamps? Amateur night in Dixie. Simple as that.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.19 02:50:00 -
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axis alpha wrote:VAHZZ wrote:axis alpha wrote:You have a made a grave mistake coming into this thread VAHZZ. When you and vf are done. We shall fight till the last POPSICLE stands. Then, I will stand over you and throw a nice frozen treat in your face. I will be preparing for war in the shadows. Prepare, the taco sanctuary has been long since steadily being revived. Ever since I graced New Eden, ever since I seeped out of GJR, I have had my mission. You do not understand the power you are trying to go up against. All the previous great forum warriors before me, GJR, CUBS, ReG - I have studied them, I understand them. I am GJR, I don't need to be the others. Cubs was great, he was immense. ReG's presence on the forums still hold something, despite he no longer having his cool kids card. You can not stand up to me and expect it to go smoothly for you. GJR may be kind and forgiving, but VAHZZ is fkin insane. You are looking at the Clown Prince of Crime himself, lady. Sticking some poison on the back of some postage stamps? Amateur night in Dixie. Simple as that. Enough with the elaboration and big words. The loud ones always lose. I'll see you soon boy.
I didn't even use big words man...
And that is it, you are going to die now.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.19 04:27:00 -
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Chimichanga66605 wrote:No love for Chimis? Y'all suck.
Oh...mah.....god....
I love you so much..
Do you know, In my early days I would preach the magnificence of the chimichanga? I still hold it close to my heart. Every time I preach about tacos, I am likewise preaching about chimichangas. And that corp, omg that corp. I love you. Or are you me? Or maybe you are raven? Perhaps you really are me. Idk, perhaps.
I love you. I love me. I love taco. Know taco, and chimichanga.
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Posted - 2015.08.19 04:31:00 -
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I have an ungodly temptation to start the taco kingdom early.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.19 05:03:00 -
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deezy dabest wrote:this thread is getting weird now.
next up is:
A/S/L ?
American Sign Language?
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Posted - 2015.08.19 05:30:00 -
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deezy dabest wrote: Most people here do not even know what real dial up is so you are definitely ahead of them.
Dial Up is hell, that is what it is.
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Posted - 2015.08.19 05:43:00 -
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deezy dabest wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:VAHZZ wrote:deezy dabest wrote: Most people here do not even know what real dial up is so you are definitely ahead of them.
Dial Up is hell, that is what it is. Real dial up is when you try to load a website like this and waiting 20 minutes for it to load. Real dial up is when 15 minutes in... someone calls your phone and it disconnects your internet while you miss the call at the same time. Real dial up is "diooongbooooinggeeochchchchchcheeeeeeeeeee oioioioioi geopeeee, you have connected. You've got mail. " GREATEST ONOMATOPOEIA EVER
It is isn't it?
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.19 06:36:00 -
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deezy dabest wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I like human steak. have you ever tasted cat? last time I ate my aunt's cat I made the tail into a circle like a lollipop ( picture), fried it, put it on a stick and it was wonderful ummmm I would like to nominate this for failed troll of the year.
And the loser is.....Patrick!
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.19 06:49:00 -
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I made a taco thread, started out as the Taco Sanctuary, turned into reviving Ripper's Taco Shack. Then it died. I would bump, but Frame is on a moving spree.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.08.19 07:07:00 -
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deezy dabest wrote:VAHZZ wrote:I made a taco thread, started out as the Taco Sanctuary, turned into reviving Ripper's Taco Shack. Then it died. I would bump, but Frame is on a moving spree. Mass drivers shall now be referred to as taco launchers. That should make all taco threads Dust related correct? Tacos are already dust related. We thrive on tacos.m
I bumped anyway, Frame wouldn't move it, he knows better.
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I bring nothing; I bless nothing; I save nothing. I just erase. Completely, Shatter.
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