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Balistyc Farshot
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Posted - 2015.08.18 15:47:00 -
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axis alpha wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:axis alpha wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:calling me out? Just look above my post.  There is no contest. You are like an ant stepping into a hurricane. Goodluck. #Tacos4Life >:DWanna come to my ice cream truck? *Holds triple damage mod shotgun behind back" CHOCOTACOS! *holds quadruple complex sidearn modded breach scrambler behind back.* Come on by their only 10 ISK a pop. *Puts down boundless RE*
Don't be scared VAHZZ, he is in an ice cream truck with a "SNOWBALL LAUNCHER" trying to psyche you out.
Sorry Axis dude, CCP already owned your popsickles by shooting them from a MD.
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Balistyc Farshot
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Posted - 2015.08.18 16:00:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:I like human steak.
We call it Soylent Green now!
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Balistyc Farshot
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Posted - 2015.08.18 18:52:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Let me impress upon you, there severe mistake you have made.
For years, my conduct has been largely benign, GJR the true gentleman, Aztec the serious guy with stints of troll, and me, the Jester. With full provocation, you have severed our detene and have forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful wrath of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming high ritual sword of great Emperor Sarun the firat will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the wrong lunatic.
I should recall this moment has high treason, going against tacos. I should smite you where you stand. But I am going to let you fester, decay. I am going to make you beg for my ungodly wrath to come upon you, i am going to make you grovel. You just opened a bag son, and bag you can not get out of.
OH NO! He has a sack!!!!
Bacon wrapped jalapenos jammer.
The ultimate test of a food is whether it can be BATTERRED AND DEEP FRIED. The three contenders all pass this test:
Deep fried ice cream (Nothing is better when you are margarita drunk)
Deep fried bacon (That will bust a colon wide open)
Deep fried tacos (Look, we sealed it and made it more awesome!)
Popsicles, I just shake my head at your folly.
Brought a knife to a gun fight again
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Balistyc Farshot
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Posted - 2015.08.18 18:53:00 -
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Spytenn Mallus wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Spytenn Mallus wrote:Three words:
Cheesecake. Which can also be in ice cream, which will thus remain superior. You can put practically anything in ice cream. Brownies, chocolate chips, M&Ms, carmel, fruit etc. I love me some cheescake, but the vastness of ice cream is impossible to contend with. Putting cheesecake in ice cream is like putting a supermodel in a burka. Sure, she's in there, but what's all this stuff?
I am using that quote later! Dear god that is an awesome answer.
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Balistyc Farshot
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Posted - 2015.08.18 20:23:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Balistyc Farshot wrote:
Brought a knife to a gun fight again
I never understand why people say this like it is a bad thing.
It is a quote from Sean Connery in the film "Untouchables". You sir have aged yourself, young punk.
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Balistyc Farshot
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Posted - 2015.08.19 14:49:00 -
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deezy dabest wrote:axis alpha wrote:
Come to Texas where you can eat a real taco. Pinching won't help you here
That's where the lean comes in. Bite pressure also plays a huge factor as, like many tacos, you must be gentle with it.
I think this conversation about pinching, leaning, and tacos being messy has exposed his true fear of the taco.
He doesn't know how to properly evacuate the tacos! Someone please provide him a new exit for his tacos. Yes, I told someone to tear him a new one.
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