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Daddrobit
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Posted - 2015.08.13 04:06:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:Do you know why we double or even triple stack armor hardeners? IT'S BECAUSE ANYTHING LESS AND WE'RE A PILE OF ROLLING SCRAP METAL!! I have been tanking since beta right before uprising and I can tell you this is the weakest tanks have ever been. At least before 1.7 we had complexity and modules and turret variation to help us combat the AV. Now we have only mlt,std,adv & pro turrets with no variation. And no mlt large turret missiles. AVers even have officer weapons and a less margin to miss with forge guns and even AHMGs are capable of destroying tanks. I remember tanking before 1.7 and we had an equal fighting ground. We had powerful active modules & turret variations and even my beloved scattered Ion cannon. Now we have jack sh*t in variation and we have almost no way to combat redline forge gunners besides luck. So shut up your 3 milita AV nades don't instantly blow up a hardened proto maddy.
"I am actively aware there is a certain fit that makes me nigh upon a God, but because there is only one Godmode fit and I still sometimes die to officer weapons, tanks are hard to pilot."
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.08.13 06:32:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Do you know why we double or even triple stack armor hardeners? IT'S BECAUSE ANYTHING LESS AND WE'RE A PILE OF ROLLING SCRAP METAL!! I have been tanking since beta right before uprising and I can tell you this is the weakest tanks have ever been. At least before 1.7 we had complexity and modules and turret variation to help us combat the AV. Now we have only mlt,std,adv & pro turrets with no variation. And no mlt large turret missiles. AVers even have officer weapons and a less margin to miss with forge guns and even AHMGs are capable of destroying tanks. I remember tanking before 1.7 and we had an equal fighting ground. We had powerful active modules & turret variations and even my beloved scattered Ion cannon. Now we have jack sh*t in variation and we have almost no way to combat redline forge gunners besides luck. So shut up your 3 milita AV nades don't instantly blow up a hardened proto maddy. "I am actively aware there is a certain fit that makes me nigh upon a God, but because there is only one Godmode fit and I still sometimes die to officer weapons, tanks are hard to pilot." And to Proto weapons. And ADV, and STD....and MLT.....oh and if not using the Godmode, you lose 1million ISK....yea. It must be really hard firing swarms from the supply depot you just ran too
First off, why are you engaging an enemy supply depot without at all without your hardeners? Any time you ever engage an enemy knowing you are going in without support or the ability to self sustain, YOU are entirely at fault for ANY losses you sustain, no matter the isk cost. This holds true for any class in the game and tankers should not be special butterflys in this regard at all.
And milita is literally incapable of killing any tank without the tanker actively trying to lose the tank. Even a basic with max proficiency on a maxed commando with 3 proto damage mods, you can not die to a single clip even without hardeners or plates, and you have well over 8 seconds to GTFO before you start getting hit with the second clip.
And would you look at that, at 8 seconds, you're 180 meters away and are completely incapable of even being locked on by the swarmers.
It must be really hard for you to hold the stick backwards for 8 seconds and or get behind any of the plentiful nearby cover at all and be completely safe outside of a swarmers lock on.
Or, you know, wait for your invincibility timer to cool down and -then- engage.
Cry Moar.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.08.13 09:27:00 -
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:Daddrobit wrote:And milita is literally incapable of killing any tank without the *stares at my militia forge fit.* *stops listening to Daddrobit* Wow... I mean what? I blow them to pieces and you don't? No damage mods either. Ds3 pad, no AA, and I usually practice vs Dropships... Do you not set up your target? Do you not track your shots? Do you just not try aiming? --- seriously a lot of Swarm users don't even bother learning to track a target. Do you only engage at the far end of your AV weapon? Can you not predict the (simplistic and very few) paths that a vehicle MUST take to get between targets? I'm just wondering what the REAL issue is.
Look kiddo, if you're gonna make a reply to a comment, actually reading the comments you're replying to is generally considered the best practice. But in case it's just a personal comprehension disability, allow me to help you explain what was being covered a la the more simple style of a book by Dr Seuss.
The Tanker and the Swarms By:Daddrobit
Our fun little story will follow the dear Mr. Feind, self proclaimed Demigod! And though it might not have been true, to cross his logic meant going to his firing squad.
But what Mr Fiend hated above all else was AV, and he despised it with such rancor! Yes it was patently obvious, (How could you miss it?) that this man was a self entitled tanker.
He cried on the forums, "One Swarm Two Swarm Three Swarm Four" "From Standard to Officer, they hurt me so bad, I just can't take it any more!"
"And who can forget Militia, oh such a horrible, devious, terrible beast!" "Yes my hardeners may have been down, but I should still get away at least?"
"Who cares about things like balance, fun, or engaging gameplay?" "I'm in a tank for goodness sakes! And I am here to stay!"
Oh yes he thought so very highly of himself, and he imagined it in so much blazing Glory, That he never expected, (t'was completely unforeseen) that he was not actually the hero of this story...
For here it is that he does enter, the clone who calls himself Daddy Much to the despair of his victims, certainly seeing him makes them very unhappy
"But wait," Daddy cried, "Stop yourself and hold long enough to let me speak." "Why would you go and attack someone when you know you yourself are very weak?"
"And militia swarms aren't nearly such a beast. Surely there were a million ways to survive" "If you died going against a man using militia swarms, then you must have been taking a dive"
"Even basic gives you plenty of time to run away. The first shots are merely a ticklish warning" "Eight seconds later is when you finally get into trouble, and after that is when you can really begin your mourning."
"But what were you doing in all of that time? Did you not know that tanks go in reverse?" "If you simply start driving away, the swarms will become impotent, and then you won't have to open up your purse."
"it must be hard to think about what I'm saying, so let me make it more simple before you start singing the blues" "Don't engage things when you know you can't win, and don't field what you can not afford to lose.
And thus content and satisfied, Daddy sat back, waiting for a reply, reclining in his chair, Hoping that the next response from a tanker wouldn't be one that would make him tug out all of his hair.
The End
There, is that easier for you to understand?
Now do not further antagonize me or I shall be forced to compose a Hynox-esque Novella between yourself, Maximus, Bad Furry, an Ion Cannon, and AV grenades...
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.08.13 12:38:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote: Now do not further antagonize me or I shall be forced to compose a Hynox-esque Novella between yourself, Maximus, Bad Furry, an Ion Cannon, and AV grenades...
Someone's pretty mad that they suck at DUST, and it's not me ;). I want to play your version of DUST where vehicles are only ever engaged by a single AV player. No wonder you're so salty. Update your client and enjoy the new and improved vehicle limit which allows AV to forever outnumber vehicles. In the new update they even have commandos so you can still shoot infantry even. Wow, its a brave new world
That's it Mr. Fiend. You have crossed the line. Prepare yourself, for the gloves are coming off, and I shall wield my pen to weave you into my creation of such a composition of lust filled literary insanity so unbelievably incredible, you yourself will say:
"Wow, that's unbelievably incredible."
Please allow 3 to 6 weeks for delivery. Thank you.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.08.13 13:19:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote: Now do not further antagonize me or I shall be forced to compose a Hynox-esque Novella between yourself, Maximus, Bad Furry, an Ion Cannon, and AV grenades...
Someone's pretty mad that they suck at DUST, and it's not me ;). I want to play your version of DUST where vehicles are only ever engaged by a single AV player. No wonder you're so salty. Update your client and enjoy the new and improved vehicle limit which allows AV to forever outnumber vehicles. In the new update they even have commandos so you can still shoot infantry even. Wow, its a brave new world That's it Mr. Fiend. You have crossed the line. Prepare yourself, for the gloves are coming off, and I shall wield my pen to weave you into my creation of such a composition of lust filled literary insanity so unbelievably incredible, you yourself will say: "Wow, that's unbelievably incredible." Please allow 3 to 6 weeks for delivery. Thank you. I love fan fiction about me. I want rabbit ears like Louise, and a panda named Jim who is my samurai butler.
Rabbit ears -and- a panda butler?
Oh mah goodness, you and Bad Furry are SO gonna get it on.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.08.13 20:16:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote:Rabbit ears -and- a panda butler?
Oh mah goodness, you and Bad Furry are SO gonna get it on. So long as BF is in his scout suit jumping around obliterating infantry with swarms then all is right in the world.
Hmmm, I dunno, I always associated him with sitting in a rail tank on top of Manus Peak, (when it was still a peak) and other places it was somewhat difficult to get to.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.08.13 20:32:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote:Rabbit ears -and- a panda butler?
Oh mah goodness, you and Bad Furry are SO gonna get it on. So long as BF is in his scout suit jumping around obliterating infantry with swarms then all is right in the world. Hmmm, I dunno, I always associated him with sitting in a rail tank on top of Manus Peak, (when it was still a peak) and other places it was somewhat difficult to get to. That's the new BF. I'm talking about the original BF. The jumpy close range swarm scout who hopped around the match slaughtering scores of helpless infantry.
Well I dunno about that really being -his- MO tbqh. Back then that was the standard for probably 50% of the population.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.08.13 23:33:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Daddrobit wrote:Rabbit ears -and- a panda butler?
Oh mah goodness, you and Bad Furry are SO gonna get it on. So long as BF is in his scout suit jumping around obliterating infantry with swarms then all is right in the world. Hmmm, I dunno, I always associated him with sitting in a rail tank on top of Manus Peak, (when it was still a peak) and other places it was somewhat difficult to get to. That's the new BF. I'm talking about the original BF. The jumpy close range swarm scout who hopped around the match slaughtering scores of helpless infantry.
Hmmm, though I don't actually know what he considers himself, the jumpy bit makes me think lagomorph...
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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