First and foremost...I'd like to bid all of you farewell because I have decided to retire my EVE character and my Dust 514 merc permanently. I won't be coming back, period. I'm done. Its actually not the game that has driven me out, but the player base.

Almost all of you are selfish, greedy and petty. Worry about your KDR and what others think of you and get off on being the biggest buttholes you can possibly be because you literally have nothing else in your life besides Dust 514 and your KDR.

zDemoncake is the most selfish one of all...don't join Horizons' Edge, that guy doesn't care about his own corp and in my opinion he can eat a big bowl of those short stubby things you see when you look down.

Yeah, I know you don't care and if not then this thread is not for you. Its for all the people out there that know me and played with me and will wonder where I am.

I'm not coming back....for those of you that got me on facebook, I'll see you there and for those of you that don't....catch me on twitter @ www.twitter.com/michaelepic where I'm currently laughing and joking with Jace Agolli from Big Brother season #17

o7 everyone

Stay in the dam war room, prick. Have nothing good to say? Keep it in your di-ók sucking mouth. Dumb@$$ TK'ers think they can talk $hit wherever they go. Losers living in mom's basement have nothing better do than pick on others

so this is my first time ever on this forum and its funny its to defend my friend Michael Epic. I know how you sissies cry alt every time you see npc corps and 0 likes so here's my character sheet --> Spartan Princess now that we have that out of the way

Michael Epic was amazing at this game and I always wished I could play like him...... his remote explosive game was second to none and no one in this game can outfox him with remotes. I was in the neutral zone with epic and he would put up war points like I'd never seen before and that was Uprising 1.6 and prior before you had jumping and dance dance revolution strafing and stuff like that. When this game was put up or shut up Michael Epic and his Duvolle Assault Rifle ruled this game.

You say Michael Epic found himself a boyfriend? Have you seen his girl? She's super hot. Michael's ex wife was smoking hot too and I know that because we used to hang out and he moved in right next door to me in Scottsville, Kentucky many years ago! I used to come over to his house on Monday's to watch WWE Monday Night Raw and we would order pizza with our other friends.

Plus Michael Epic makes music and does youtube videos and he bought his house with his song that he put out and while we were living in Kentucky he was really big on the music scene there and there was an article in the local newspaper about him and he did CD signings all over Bowling Green and everything.

So before you go bashing on him thinking he's just another loser in his mom's basement, you need to realize that Michael Epic is a bonafide winner and he's more than you'll probably ever be Badgerr Rager

I'm an ex-Navy seal with a full pension from the Navy son....have some respect.

Instead you are racist and believe your country uses its military for peace. Upstanding!

Michael Epic - I have fought you before and don't be discouraged by some of the negative people. Instead try to find a corp that is full of fun people. Maybe even make a corp that is full of fun people. I know I am fairly skilled but I always try to laugh at something or be a joker because this is a game!

I have been through the rise and fall of so many games, I know that half the players on Dust just think they will be note worthy for 5 minutes in someone's life it would be great. Just ease up and be note worthy by being so cool even while losing. No one remembers good winners because there are so many. A good loser is something to see!

Dude....you need a reality check.

Spartan Princess could literally snap your neck before you even saw or heard him. He's real life bad mama jamma. He's one of those people you see and think "I could totally kick his ass" except you can't and he could kill you before you had time to react.

You say you're not from the USA and warmongering and isn't it ironic that your **** poor attitude and people like you that also are infinitely stupid and want to run their mouths and prove how tough they are is pretty much the whole reason war exists. Its people choosing to not get along.

You could get along with me...Hi Michael, didn't know you but sorry to see you go one less player playing this game but instead you decide to throw out some homosexual remarks, taunt and be an overall turd.

That makes you just as bad as what you seem to dislike from your statements.

Hypocrite much?

Oh.....dang, see because I swore I addressed that in my original post. OH WAIT I DID.



Game. Set. Match.

Time for you to go f!ck yourself, little buddy.

I got mad because you don't respect people who fight for your ability to be a mouthy little prick. Tall or not, I would stare you down till you felt like the little prick who comes here to trash talk people.

You sh!t talk to people and get surprised when you are called out. Realize you came to a funeral for a player and said F this guy and all you people who will miss him then were surprised we raised our voices.

The internet's ambiguity is no excuse for a lack of respect. Take this as a learning moment and step away from the keyboard until you have cooled your head.

I suddenly feel poor.

I find it hard to believe that he wrote all that from his phone, since I am also typing all this from my phone and it is incredibly tiring.

I would have just waited to type it at home, but to each his own.

Toes?

Its you and people like you why the Dust 514 community is in the toilet. You brag to us how you find everything so entertaining and what does that say about you? The reality that you get you jollies laughing at others shows just how little of a man you are.

Your opinion that people should not be so sensitive and man up and not let words bother them is from a place of ignorance within yourself. All we have in life are words and body language. Think back to your formative years when that one girl you really liked would have nothing to do with you. Her body language hurt, her words hurt and her overall lack of interest hurt. Imagine an application you've put in to a business you really wanted to work at and the managers hollow words bummed you out, body language was off putting and you didn't have a good feeling you would get that job.

You don't seem to understand life and I partly blame your parents for not teaching you better and yourself for choosing the easier, less hard work intensive path of being a d!ckwad instead of someone who is polite and respectable and uplifts other people.

My discourse on this should make you have a feeling in the pit of your stomach because in this life, all we have are each other. You may not understand that but I am just as important to you as you are to me. Are we friends? No. Are we family? No. Will we be getting each other a birthday gift? No.

But in the rollercoaster that is life, you are part of my day and I am now part of yours as you read this. These instances make your life.

Remove me from the equation and examine what else you would be doing now. Who produced or made capable what you would be doing without me and without you reading this passage right now? What if that person was gone? What would you be doing then?

As you strip away each and every person and their contribution to your life, you find that without other people you would be nothing and lonely and probably on the brink of insanity. So people are important to you...and you are in dire need of them same as I and same as everyone else.

So to be a real "man" and really "man-up" is to take the scarier route and just be nice to people dude. A real man doesn't feel the need to put others down in order to make himself feel big and feel confident and in the end...you are acting like a child and treating others to your ignorance.

I'll pray for you, my foreign friend. I'll hope for you. I'll have faith for you and when you get older and you're having this conversation with your son, your nephews or some guy on a forum board for a video game....I hope you'll remember this discourse I have written you today and you'll see the error that was your way.

I'm not going to be brash and insult you and tell you to man up and be a real man...but it might behoove you to Google what it takes to be a real alpha male and/or look at examples of great men around you and in your life that can carry the torch for you and be a good role model.

o7

I agree with Michael Epic.

CCP needs to market this game to a new group of people.