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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2015.07.31 02:43:00 -
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Let's say one day you go to sleep, and you wake up to find that the Zombie Apocalypse is upon the world. Overnight the Zombie Apocalypse has started. Flights are suspended, there is mass panic, looting and governments around the world are instituting martial law. A contact based epidemic is spreading east across North America, southeast across South America, outwards from Central Europe across all of Europe, North across Africa, all across Australia, and outwards from Beijing across Asia. Symptoms take eight hours to manifest.
You wake up, see the news. What do you do?
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2015.07.31 02:59:00 -
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I'd probably be eaten.
Think is that if we know anything about zombie movies its that there are some kinds of people the zombies just avoid.
- Attractive People
- Token Black guys
- Intelligent and Assertive Women who are just attractive enough that the audience sympathises with their plight
- Cheerleaders or Hooter's Employees
- Grizzled Hunters and Army Veterans
- Children people would normally like for the sole purpose of dramatically being turned later on in the plot
Generic white people like me make for great zombies.
If I didn't die instantly and painfully? Hmmm...... probably move up into the hills overlooking the city/town I live in. I mean its honestly the best plan ever because frankly who the **** has seen zombies walk up hill in zombie cinema?
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
5
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:04:00 -
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True said it best.
But, the robot overlords will take over the planet and send us into mass cyberpunk before there is ever any ZDay.
Damn dirty Cylons and Replicants inducing hysteria.
Director of Vader's Fist
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:16:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:I'd probably be eaten.
Think is that if we know anything about zombie movies its that there are some kinds of people the zombies just avoid.
- Attractive People
- Token Black guys
- Intelligent and Assertive Women who are just attractive enough that the audience sympathises with their plight
- Cheerleaders or Hooter's Employees
- Grizzled Hunters and Army Veterans
- Children people would normally like for the sole purpose of dramatically being turned later on in the plot
Generic white people like me make for great zombies.
If I didn't die instantly and painfully? Hmmm...... probably move up into the hills overlooking the city/town I live in. I mean its honestly the best plan ever because frankly who the **** has seen zombies walk up hill in zombie cinema?
Makes sense. Just remember, black people always die first and the most prepared person usually sacrifices themselves to save the younger more attractive, but severely unprepared couple. Before the badass dies, I would suggest ditching the group.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
704
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:20:00 -
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Gather all the baked beans, bottled water, and shotgun shells and barricade myself in my high rise apartment OR find a small biplane and fly to whittier, Alaska.
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
Persona Non Grata
"...I will show you fear in a handful of dust..." -Rattati
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:28:00 -
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I would probably take a large trailer truck, raid a gasoline station and supermarket, and go on a non stop run to South M+¬xico. That place is deep jungle and I would be surprised if any zombie could go even one mile in. I would probably pick up some friends at the start if they happen to he around. There is no way I'm searching for anyone in that cluster **** known as the Urban East Coast. I would die in about fifteen minutes if I tried anything on foot.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:37:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:Gather all the baked beans, bottled water, and shotgun shells and barricade myself in my high rise apartment OR find a small biplane and fly to whittier, Alaska.
You can land a plane?
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:38:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:I would probably take a large trailer truck, raid a gasoline station and supermarket, and go on a non stop run to South M+¬xico. That place is deep jungle and I would be surprised if any zombie could go even one mile in. I would probably pick up some friends at the start if they happen to he around. There is no way I'm searching for anyone in that cluster **** known as the Urban East Coast. I would die in about fifteen minutes if I tried anything on foot.
Dangerous man....dangerous. Everyone is going to be gunning for those gas stations. Between the other survivors and the zombies inevitably drawn to you can you survive it?
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:42:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:I would probably take a large trailer truck, raid a gasoline station and supermarket, and go on a non stop run to South M+¬xico. That place is deep jungle and I would be surprised if any zombie could go even one mile in. I would probably pick up some friends at the start if they happen to he around. There is no way I'm searching for anyone in that cluster **** known as the Urban East Coast. I would die in about fifteen minutes if I tried anything on foot. Dangerous man....dangerous. Everyone is going to be gunning for those gas stations. Between the other survivors and the zombies inevitably drawn to you can you survive it?
Probably not, but I live in suburbs surrounded by an urban cluster. It's either get out and possibly survive or wait until I die of lack of food or get killed by zombies.
Sometimes it's best to just take out that Machete all Mexicans have under their pillow and go for it.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Louis Domi
Tugastroy
Evil Syndicate Alliance.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.31 04:02:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:True Adamance wrote:I'd probably be eaten.
Think is that if we know anything about zombie movies its that there are some kinds of people the zombies just avoid.
- Attractive People
- Token Black guys
- Intelligent and Assertive Women who are just attractive enough that the audience sympathises with their plight
- Cheerleaders or Hooter's Employees
- Grizzled Hunters and Army Veterans
- Children people would normally like for the sole purpose of dramatically being turned later on in the plot
Generic white people like me make for great zombies.
If I didn't die instantly and painfully? Hmmm...... probably move up into the hills overlooking the city/town I live in. I mean its honestly the best plan ever because frankly who the **** has seen zombies walk up hill in zombie cinema? Makes sense. Just remember, black people always die first and the most prepared person usually sacrifices themselves to save the younger more attractive, but severely unprepared couple. Before the badass dies, I would suggest ditching the group.
That whole black people die first in horror movies are so fake... Unless whatever is trying to kill the group specifically aims for the black guy first...
First thing I would do is take a boat, and sail all the way to(some low populated/deserted place) Live there for a while till zombie **** stops. SECURE THE WIFI... If the place I go will not have Wifi, I will download a couple hundred terrabytes of **** and entertainment, before making the journey... If I die while Downloading then so be it... For what chance will a man have without his ****? What kind of life is that?!
On a separate note, each zombie apocalypse is different and you change your tactics depending on what kind of zombies you are up against Ex. Can these zombies climb stairs? Can these zombies run? Do these zombies respond to sound/smell or can they actually see?. You could probably wait out some zombie apocalypses because the zombies will rot so bad that they will be unable to move and will die(?).
Whatever kind of zombie apocalypse you face, I think maximus mobius above has a pretty good idea with the alaska point. Lots of resources, lots of land, very small population.
On another separate note, if a zombie apocalypse were to break out, how would it be started? I mean obviously contact based virus, but seeing as a majority of Americans would be armed to the teeth, and I would think that during this time Gun stores might just be giving that **** away for free at the time, would America really be hurt that bad? Maybe a couple people here and there, but damn for every zombie there might just be 50 rednecks with AK's waiting to blow it up... For Every zombie
there could be an entire neighborhood worth of people with handguns and **** of that nature...
Other countries especially with stricter gun control laws will probably have a harder time since less people will be armed and ready.. Which begs the question: If the US gets stricter gun control laws would that mean the zombies win??? 
(I am not person who has a valid opinion on the debate of gun control please take whatever I say as a joke, I am neither a supporter or an enemy of gun control laws.)<-- Thought I would need to put that in case someone tries to argue with me about stuff like that...
Different question:Of all the zombie apocalypses which would be the worst?
Delt for CPM2, Shadowed Cola for CPM2,
Breaking For CPM2
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Immortal John Ripper
28
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Posted - 2015.07.31 04:03:00 -
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I would create zombie traps. Not traps to kill zombies... i mean zombie traps to kill more humans. I would purposely booby trap super markets. places of food. ect. (after i already raided them) and try to trap as much zombies in there as possible. I would have to see what baits them first. flesh, sound, ect. resources will be scarce and will be even scarcer as time moves on. There comes a point in the zombie apocalypse where being a nice guy will just get you killed by lowering your chances of survival. Another plus is being a Texan.. Fired my first gun at the age of 5. (Not by myself though). Plenty of adults to teach me about safety. Point is.. I've had plenty of practice.
A key goal would be locating a Gun Factory or ammunition factory. I'm not dumb. I know a ton of people would think of this so I would have to be very careful how I approach this. Luckily I am a texan..
I would probably have to let a few humans live. maybe a small elite team of female warriors with me as their leader. They gotta be strong women though. If I see weakness... they gotta die. I am not going to sleep with someone who let themselves be traumatized and go psycho. Such weak willed people are security risks. Now the area I am in is very special. There is a military base nearby and border patrol in the opposite direction. There is also the cartel... so I have plenty of options and plenty of different directions I could head depending on the situation such as where the outbreak started... I can also take into account how good the gun proficiency is of the average person in certain locations then travel again to new destinations based on resources/security. how viral this zombie disease is and the concentrations of populated areas. More populated areas probably have more resources but probably soooo many more zombies.
I imagine the first 2 years would be the hardest if governments and everything falls apart. Most of the fodder will be dead by then and only the strong and smart will survive.
P.S. if I was one of the ones infected. I would still look for my elite team of female warriors... and "survive" with them for the time that I have left before shooting myself in the head. I can think of a few good ways I'd like to die... If i knew I would die beforehand.
One day I am going to be on survivor and I will kick ass.
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General John Ripper
28
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Posted - 2015.07.31 04:03:00 -
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I would create zombie traps. Not traps to kill zombies... i mean zombie traps to kill more humans. I would purposely booby trap super markets. places of food. ect. (after i already raided them) and try to trap as much zombies in there as possible. I would have to see what baits them first. flesh, sound, ect. resources will be scarce and will be even scarcer as time moves on. There comes a point in the zombie apocalypse where being a nice guy will just get you killed by lowering your chances of survival. Another plus is being a Texan.. Fired my first gun at the age of 5. (Not by myself though). Plenty of adults to teach me about safety. Point is.. I've had plenty of practice.
A key goal would be locating a Gun Factory or ammunition factory. I'm not dumb. I know a ton of people would think of this so I would have to be very careful how I approach this. Luckily I am a texan..
I would probably have to let a few humans live. maybe a small elite team of female warriors with me as their leader. They gotta be strong women though. If I see weakness... they gotta die. I am not going to sleep with someone who let themselves be traumatized and go psycho. Such weak willed people are security risks. Now the area I am in is very special. There is a military base nearby and border patrol in the opposite direction. There is also the cartel... so I have plenty of options and plenty of different directions I could head depending on the situation such as where the outbreak started... I can also take into account how good the gun proficiency is of the average person in certain locations then travel again to new destinations based on resources/security. how viral this zombie disease is and the concentrations of populated areas. More populated areas probably have more resources but probably soooo many more zombies.
I imagine the first 2 years would be the hardest if governments and everything falls apart. Most of the fodder will be dead by then and only the strong and smart will survive.
P.S. if I was one of the ones infected. I would still look for my elite team of female warriors... and "survive" with them for the time that I have left before shooting myself in the head. I can think of a few good ways I'd like to die... If i knew I would die beforehand.
One day I am going to be on survivor and I will kick ass.
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Louis Domi
Tugastroy
Evil Syndicate Alliance.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.31 04:04:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:I would probably take a large trailer truck, raid a gasoline station and supermarket, and go on a non stop run to South M+¬xico. That place is deep jungle and I would be surprised if any zombie could go even one mile in. I would probably pick up some friends at the start if they happen to he around. There is no way I'm searching for anyone in that cluster **** known as the Urban East Coast. I would die in about fifteen minutes if I tried anything on foot. Dangerous man....dangerous. Everyone is going to be gunning for those gas stations. Between the other survivors and the zombies inevitably drawn to you can you survive it?
Bait the gas stations for the zombies to come, wait in patience until a ton of zombies arrive, blow up gas station, recieve XP and repeat
How to farm Zombies...
Delt for CPM2, Shadowed Cola for CPM2,
Breaking For CPM2
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Radiant Pancake3
Destinys Immortals
Rise Of Legion.
570
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Posted - 2015.07.31 17:32:00 -
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I would pleasure all the women zombies so they will bow down to my sexyness and then destroy all the male zombies that oppose me.
Hopes up 4 Logi vehicles
Join Logi Heaven! Chat: "Triage Ward"
Min Loyalist
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sir RAVEN WING
4
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Posted - 2015.07.31 18:10:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:I would pleasure all the women zombies so they will bow down to my sexyness and then destroy all the male zombies that oppose me.
You'd die trying to pleasure the first one.
They'd just eat your... well everything.
Also, for my answer, it varies on what kind of Zombies I am facing.
Slow, Stupid, and Blind: Just stick around where I am, there honestly is only a handful of people for a few miles of my home.
Start growing my food.
No need to raid some store and get myself killed by other raiders and the zombie horde following them.
Boom, I am set for life.
Slow, Smart, and Blind:
No difference other than pull out my weapons out of the closet should they realize where I am.
Fast, Smart, Blind:
This is where things get interesting.
It would still allow a fast runner like me to get away, but the majority of the American population would be dead or turned within 24h.
I'd follow through with Aztec's plan after raiding a few places.
Risky though, considering the chance Aztec might shoot me, or kill me, assuming he made it there.
Fast, Smart, 20/20 Vision:
We're all ******.
All of us.
Even in Aztec's plan.
VF Diplomat.
Basically, I clean up the political shit the other's make.
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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.07.31 18:17:00 -
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Being from an Island nation I'd trust in my governments ability to close access in and out of the country, sit out in the sun and drink a few beers while I contemplate the zombies.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Cross Atu
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
5
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Posted - 2015.08.01 17:41:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Let's say one day you go to sleep, and you wake up to find that the Zombie Apocalypse is upon the world. Overnight the Zombie Apocalypse has started. Flights are suspended, there is mass panic, looting and governments around the world are instituting martial law. A contact based epidemic is spreading east across North America, southeast across South America, outwards from Central Europe across all of Europe, North across Africa, all across Australia, and outwards from Beijing across Asia. Symptoms take eight hours to manifest.
You wake up, see the news. What do you do?
BBQ Sauce, it's made billions of otherwise useless people valid for years already, with a bit of fire to cook them up it'll do the same for zombies 
CPM 1, reelection platform here.
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Jamie Survivors
Y.A.M.A.H
No Context
561
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Posted - 2015.08.01 20:46:00 -
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Well I'd sit on my front porch enjoy the show of heads getting popped or popping some myself while drinking a few beers or whisky (moonshine). It wouldn't get to wild in Louisiana or my town much less down my street considering the guns and the hunters, being a deer, duck rabbit and squirrel hunter myself. I do have a selection from rifles to shotguns and crossbows! If it was to get a little hectic then a house boat in the swamp never becomes a dull idea as the alligators could get them some food and become food lol! Since I live in southern Louisiana bayous and swamp is to our advantage!
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
Watch your back, I'm the footsteps you hear before getting whacked!
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sir RAVEN WING
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Posted - 2015.08.01 21:06:00 -
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Spademan wrote:Being from an Island nation I'd trust in my governments ability to close access in and out of the country, sit out in the sun and drink a few beers while I contemplate the zombies.
Those within your country? They'll spread surely.
Why not just barricade your doors and watch the news.
VF Diplomat.
Basically, I clean up the political shit the other's make.
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Spademan
7
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Posted - 2015.08.01 21:16:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Spademan wrote:Being from an Island nation I'd trust in my governments ability to close access in and out of the country, sit out in the sun and drink a few beers while I contemplate the zombies. Those within your country? They'll spread surely. Why not just barricade your doors and watch the news.
According to OP it'd spread from central europe outwards. I'm right on the edge, word travels fast. Ports and airports get locked down lickity split, those coming in get quarantined. Real quarantines mind, not ****** ones like 28 weeks later where they let some **** walk around willy nilly unescorted and cause a god damned breaktout.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2015.08.02 10:49:00 -
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Spademan wrote:Being from an Island nation I'd trust in my governments ability to close access in and out of the country, sit out in the sun and drink a few beers while I contemplate the zombies.
Same but I think I will go Tribal like they did in Doomsday up in Scotland and eat the flesh of the uninfected living to subside.
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1
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Posted - 2015.08.11 02:51:00 -
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Been making this plan for the past two years and me and my mate have got it down:
The plan is grab my survival pack (which is a duffle bag with canned food, water bottles, a hunting knife, a flash light, some batteries, matches, a zippo lighter (with extra butane, wicks and flint), and duct tape), grab my daughter. Get into the car and drive to my mates.
My mate is related to the president of the local pistol club and loves to go hunting. He has access to rifles and shotguns, as well as knowledge on how to make black powder and how to make his own ammunition. We hold IP at his place for a few days until **** calms down. Then we take over one of the colleges in my town.
Of course our back up plan is to head to the pub, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Give me my Plasma Flamethrower or give me a cookie!
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Immortal John Ripper
28
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Posted - 2015.08.11 14:17:00 -
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Solar Panels! If I ever do find a suitable location... screw living like cavemen. Some basic electrical classes + panels + a radioshack nearby and I should be set to play battlefield bc2 because Dust does not have an offline or single player mode.
One day I am going to be on survivor and I will kick ass.
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General John Ripper
28
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Posted - 2015.08.11 14:17:00 -
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Solar Panels! If I ever do find a suitable location... screw living like cavemen. Some basic electrical classes + panels + a radioshack nearby and I should be set to play battlefield bc2 because Dust does not have an offline or single player mode.
I shall now be known as Jamlamin, an unbalanced Half-elf Warlock from an illusory forest who doesn't believe in magic.
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Knight Soiaire
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
6
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Posted - 2015.08.13 18:41:00 -
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Depends what kind of zombies.
World War Z zombies - We're all ******
Left 4 Dead - Still ******
The Walking Dead - ****** unless you're a main character
But if it's just those guys that walk at a snail's pace, then I'd probably be fine, unless I'm patient zero or something.
FOR THE EMPRAH!
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Vash Warren
SMARTCREW
Smart Deploy
221
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Posted - 2015.08.13 21:34:00 -
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Louis Domi wrote:[quote=DeadlyAztec11][quote=True Adamance]I'd probably be eaten. Think is that if we know anything about zombie movies its that there are some kinds of people the zombies just avoid. - Attractive People - Token Black guys - Intelligent and Assertive Women who are just attractive enough that the audience sympathises with their plight - Cheerleaders or Hooter's Employees - Grizzled Hunters and Army Veterans - Children people would normally like for the sole purpose of dramatically being turned later on in the plot Other countries especially with stricter gun control laws will probably have a harder time since less people will be armed and ready.. Which begs the question: If the US gets stricter gun control laws would that mean the zombies win??? (I am not person who has a valid opinion on the debate of gun control please take whatever I say as a joke, I am neither a supporter or an enemy of gun control laws.)<-- Thought I would need to put that in case someone tries to argue with me about stuff like that... Different question:Of all the zombie apocalypses which would be the worst?
They have a chart of Slow to Fast and from Stupid to Smart. It covers it pretty well on most zombie movie infected.
Slow Stupid.Your gonna be fine < Shaun of the Dead. Have a nice cold pint, wait for it to blow over
Slow Smart. You can run. But you can not hide< Day of the Dead.
Fast Stupid. It is gonna get bad fast < Zombie-land. Prefered by 9/10 Tallahassee
Fast Smart. Cause **** you that's why <28 Days/Weeks Later (save your self the trouble. Bite the Bullet.)
USA USA USA. Vote pro-gun choice now. Be ready for the apocalypse later.
Caldari Body, Caldari Core, But Amarr with my Soul.
22 Mil SP, Next Adventure. Amarr Assult/ Caldari Logi
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CLONE117
True Pros Forever
912
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Posted - 2015.09.16 00:18:00 -
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id get a zombie proof set of power armor.
and a nice sharp unbreakable sword along with a flame thrower and a minigun.
as well as a futuristic gun that has infinite ammo and fires rounds that turn zombies to ashes.
if only we could pilot the mcc.
id end the matches real quick.
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
891
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Posted - 2015.09.16 03:03:00 -
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If growing up on a farm in Tennessee taught me anything, it is in a rural environment, everyone and their mother owns a gun.
more likely three or more.
I'd head back there, (to the farm) check to see if my neighbours have been turned. If not have them help me reach the plantation on the other side of town. why my neighbours? well I do believe having two exceptional riflemen/women would be very helpful, and they have the tools/equipment, and know how to make their own ammo.
If they are turned, I would book it out to their shed where they keep their guns, and either die in a heroic last stand, or kill them before they reach me.
Lets assume they are turned, and I manage to kill them.
From there I would siphon the gas/diesel from their truck/RV/tractors, and keep it in the gas cans retrieved from the shed.
I would also gather all of the leftover food from their garden, and the honey from their bees. (they taught me how to a few years back, kinda cool)
Afterwards, I would head out to the homes in the area, perhaps killing a cow from the pasture, definitely taking a few chickens, or a goat.
Then it is to the plantation, or to a church. I think I would head to the plantation first, less people out that way, if I take the back roads. if the family is still alive, ask for food, if they say no, leave, and come back and steal some at night(I know them so they may say yes, but worst case scenario).
If they are undead, kill them with the guns I picked up, loot the house and burn it down with their bodies inside.
Take some of their corn, dried tobacco(for bargaining later), and gas from their vehicles.
After that I don't really know.
I would try to find other survivors, so head to a few of the outlying stores or churches, and help organize them, ration food, build walls, plant food, and make the best home we can for the short time we can. Before we inevitably start dying because, zombie apocalypse, and in all honesty, none of us are going to survive forever, we just will have to do the best we can.
EDIT: just realized there is an army/air force base to the north west of me, might head their to look for other survivors.
Might be better suited for long term survival.
MUSIC!
Sned T. Dead
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Omega Nox
Consolidated Dust
144
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Posted - 2015.09.17 09:36:00 -
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I'd go fishing off the shore of the Dry Tortugas for a week or two, zombies can't swim and are too stupid to drink water so they'd all be dead by the time I got back.
Mordu's walking quafe mascot.
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
8
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Posted - 2015.09.17 17:10:00 -
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I'd get Google maps to show me the way to the nearest gun shop. After that, head back home, get my army back pack, carry food, get on the car, and go to Canada. Nothing bad ever happens in Canada, eh.
Scouts United
Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Abstract Requiem
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Posted - 2015.09.17 20:56:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Been making this plan for the past two years and me and my mate have got it down:
The plan is grab my survival pack (which is a duffle bag with canned food, water bottles, a hunting knife, a flash light, some batteries, matches, a zippo lighter (with extra butane, wicks and flint), and duct tape), grab my daughter. Get into the car and drive to my mates.
My mate is related to the president of the local pistol club and loves to go hunting. He has access to rifles and shotguns, as well as knowledge on how to make black powder and how to make his own ammunition. We hold IP at his place for a few days until **** calms down. Then we take over one of the colleges in my town.
Of course our back up plan is to head to the pub, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
If Highschool of the Dead has taught me anything, it's that the worst thing to use to defend yourself against zombies is a loud weapon like a gun, especially a weapon that will only kill one zombie at a time.
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Joel II X wrote:I'd get Google maps to show me the way to the nearest gun shop. After that, head back home, get my army back pack, carry food, get on the car, and go to Canada. Nothing bad ever happens in Canada, eh.
Wouldn't it better to get in the car, rather than sitting on top of it? 
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Posted - 2015.09.17 21:11:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Joel II X wrote:I'd get Google maps to show me the way to the nearest gun shop. After that, head back home, get my army back pack, carry food, get on the car, and go to Canada. Nothing bad ever happens in Canada, eh. Wouldn't it better to get in the car, rather than sitting on top of it?
In before his car is a tank and he's actually using the LMG on top
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Joel II X wrote:I'd get Google maps to show me the way to the nearest gun shop. After that, head back home, get my army back pack, carry food, get on the car, and go to Canada. Nothing bad ever happens in Canada, eh. Wouldn't it better to get in the car, rather than sitting on top of it? In before his car is a tank and he's actually using the LMG on top
It's Megas XLR, convertible version with 20GJ Rail Gun on top.
I'm on the turret.
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New Version:
As a melee weapon lover, I would be pretty fine since I am pretty good with most of the blades, staffs, and spears. Also some blunt weapons. Usually of Chinese origin.
I would also set up traps, hunt with bow and arrows, keep everything under control and wait for the decay to get the zombies.
They are actively decaying, after all, and we are pretty well armed here in the middle of nowhere about an hour north of a state capital and the next closest is about 5 hours away. (Or 7 if you add in the Atlanta traffic, probably 9 with cars frozen in place)
Should only take a few months before we can go raiding and enjoy the anarchy.
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Been making this plan for the past two years and me and my mate have got it down:
The plan is grab my survival pack (which is a duffle bag with canned food, water bottles, a hunting knife, a flash light, some batteries, matches, a zippo lighter (with extra butane, wicks and flint), and duct tape), grab my daughter. Get into the car and drive to my mates.
My mate is related to the president of the local pistol club and loves to go hunting. He has access to rifles and shotguns, as well as knowledge on how to make black powder and how to make his own ammunition. We hold IP at his place for a few days until **** calms down. Then we take over one of the colleges in my town.
Of course our back up plan is to head to the pub, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. If Highschool of the Dead has taught me anything, it's that the worst thing to use to defend yourself against zombies is a loud weapon like a gun, especially a weapon that will only kill one zombie at a time.
That would only apply if the zombies are intelligent.
otherwise, they would just wander until they sense something nearby.
the answer to the situation differs due to the zombies you are faced with.
@Raven, I understand where you are coming from (and personally would, if required, use a blunt weapon for hand to hand combat, probably my bokken, because I can actually use that.), but you can not rely on only one means of defence. If the zombies are fast, the may catch you before you can attack them back with your weapon of choice.
If they are intelligent, they can use tools like you or I. so what if they have a gun?
you must be prepared to face any and all circumstances.
Unlike my plan, which is mostly play it by ear.
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True Adamance wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Gather all the baked beans, bottled water, and shotgun shells and barricade myself in my high rise apartment OR find a small biplane and fly to whittier, Alaska. You can land a plane?
it's not rocket surgery to land a commercial airline just ease back on the throttle, some flaps and rudder. dont do barrel rolls under 30m and dont forget to deploy landing gear, (the most common mistake even the professionals make) copilot to pilot ""bro do you even landing gear?" most pilots have to be reminded since they have a lot on their plate so forgeting to deploy gear is a very common mistake according to to the newly released and unclassified barack oboma report..
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Let's say one day you go to sleep, and you wake up to find that the Zombie Apocalypse is upon the world. Overnight the Zombie Apocalypse has started. Flights are suspended, there is mass panic, looting and governments around the world are instituting martial law. A contact based epidemic is spreading east across North America, southeast across South America, outwards from Central Europe across all of Europe, North across Africa, all across Australia, and outwards from Beijing across Asia. Symptoms take eight hours to manifest.
You wake up, see the news. What do you do?
i would go innawwods with my sks
or just use a boat to go to a big island
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