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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2015.07.31 02:43:00 -
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Let's say one day you go to sleep, and you wake up to find that the Zombie Apocalypse is upon the world. Overnight the Zombie Apocalypse has started. Flights are suspended, there is mass panic, looting and governments around the world are instituting martial law. A contact based epidemic is spreading east across North America, southeast across South America, outwards from Central Europe across all of Europe, North across Africa, all across Australia, and outwards from Beijing across Asia. Symptoms take eight hours to manifest.
You wake up, see the news. What do you do?
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:16:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:I'd probably be eaten.
Think is that if we know anything about zombie movies its that there are some kinds of people the zombies just avoid.
- Attractive People
- Token Black guys
- Intelligent and Assertive Women who are just attractive enough that the audience sympathises with their plight
- Cheerleaders or Hooter's Employees
- Grizzled Hunters and Army Veterans
- Children people would normally like for the sole purpose of dramatically being turned later on in the plot
Generic white people like me make for great zombies.
If I didn't die instantly and painfully? Hmmm...... probably move up into the hills overlooking the city/town I live in. I mean its honestly the best plan ever because frankly who the **** has seen zombies walk up hill in zombie cinema?
Makes sense. Just remember, black people always die first and the most prepared person usually sacrifices themselves to save the younger more attractive, but severely unprepared couple. Before the badass dies, I would suggest ditching the group.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:28:00 -
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I would probably take a large trailer truck, raid a gasoline station and supermarket, and go on a non stop run to South M+¬xico. That place is deep jungle and I would be surprised if any zombie could go even one mile in. I would probably pick up some friends at the start if they happen to he around. There is no way I'm searching for anyone in that cluster **** known as the Urban East Coast. I would die in about fifteen minutes if I tried anything on foot.
Put your flags up in the sky.
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Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2015.07.31 03:42:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:I would probably take a large trailer truck, raid a gasoline station and supermarket, and go on a non stop run to South M+¬xico. That place is deep jungle and I would be surprised if any zombie could go even one mile in. I would probably pick up some friends at the start if they happen to he around. There is no way I'm searching for anyone in that cluster **** known as the Urban East Coast. I would die in about fifteen minutes if I tried anything on foot. Dangerous man....dangerous. Everyone is going to be gunning for those gas stations. Between the other survivors and the zombies inevitably drawn to you can you survive it?
Probably not, but I live in suburbs surrounded by an urban cluster. It's either get out and possibly survive or wait until I die of lack of food or get killed by zombies.
Sometimes it's best to just take out that Machete all Mexicans have under their pillow and go for it.
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Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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DeadlyAztec11
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Posted - 2015.09.17 21:11:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Joel II X wrote:I'd get Google maps to show me the way to the nearest gun shop. After that, head back home, get my army back pack, carry food, get on the car, and go to Canada. Nothing bad ever happens in Canada, eh. Wouldn't it better to get in the car, rather than sitting on top of it? 
In before his car is a tank and he's actually using the LMG on top
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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