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Sgt Kirk
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.02 04:47:00 -
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote:Libertine Battalion (inspired by Sacred Band of Thebes, & Gallente promiscuity): known officially as the Federation Special Forces Battalion 609, the infamous Libertine Battalion of the Federation has become well known for both their fighting prowess, and their unusual practices before battle. It is unknown how it started, but the war-hardened men and women that make up this unit have a adopted the practice of engaging in orgies before before deployment as a method of stress relief, and group bonding to maintain cohesion. While their practices are unorthodox, their near-flawless mission success rate have suggested to Federation psychologists that there may be something to this practice.
^ I feel like I should specify that this is not a joke. This This, lets go with this!
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Sgt Kirk
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Posted - 2015.08.02 14:07:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:....and this is what it degenerates into.... Not with a bang...but with a mouthful of words, garbled and frustrated.
Writhing of the body, frothing of the mouth the blueberry tries to utter the words, "Nouvelle Rouvenor" but can't because he has never had an encounter of letters in that formation before.
He dies, agonizingly, slowly pleading for help as idiots pass him by with a Nanite Injectors in an enemy free area. They too are falling victim of the pronunciation disease. The logi with the Nanite Injector tries to sound out how Minmatar sounds in correct context, but to no avail. He looks up in the sky, shooting the Friendly MCC with his Assault Rail Rifle in revolt against god. It then hits the logi. What if this entire time he's been pronouncing "God" wrong? He proceeds to retract into the redline, crying to himself. Asking the being he thinks is called God, "why?" he spins circles in the redline throughout the rest of the match muttering the words "514" over and over again. The first bluedot who has still not spawned yet after dieing is about to be kicked from the match, but he's too busy typing 514 countless times in the teamchat to care. He is now kicked from the battle, there are not enough people to fight, as the linguistic virus has spread throughout nearly all of the remaining team.
Another Negative Feedback win....
Another typical DUST 514 pub match.
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Sgt Kirk
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Posted - 2015.08.02 19:47:00 -
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I'd love to contribute but to my knowledge there aren't many things that weren't already mentioned. Of course there are the Federal Marines, which are an actual thing
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Sgt Kirk
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Posted - 2015.08.03 02:35:00 -
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote:Sgt Kirk wrote:I'd love to contribute but to my knowledge there aren't many things that weren't already mentioned. Of course there are the Federal Marines, which are an actual thing Which things mentioned are your top 5 favorites? I'm going to have to go with Legionaries. New Eden never really paid much attention to Gallente ground forces in detail in lore so creating new lore in an uncharted area doesn't seem like a bad idea to me.
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