Once again my solo career has been justified.


Mischievous and deceitful, chicanerous and deplorable.

Smart players watch uplinks and if a blue or green dot evaporates the instant it spawns....


they don't spawn there.


Think of all the lives you saved today.


7/23 - Never forget.

Obligatory "point on the doll where the random gun touched you"...

First of all I would like to welcome you to Dust and the wonderful world of Domination.

Spawn campaign I do agree it's a deplorable tactic the lowest of the low, but it even has it's merits if trying to win the game by depleting the enemies clone reserves.
Now that I said that I'll give you some advice on how to avoid getting repeatedly spawn camped.
1. If you spawn in the middle of a red circle jerk don't spawn there "It's a trap".

2. Actuall take a few moments before spawning onto the map, watch what happens when a blue spawns there if they wink out you probably want to reconsider.

3. Watch the kill feeds if your teams dropping like flies then the mcc, red line are your friends for safe deployment well most of the time their are a few exceptions where the mcc is your only option for safety but that's extremely rare.

4. Don't spawn directly on the front line unless your team's face stomping the opposition.

5. Use out of the way links most blues only use these if it's the only way to escape a redline slaughter so red's will destroy them pretty consistently.

6. The red line normally has 3 different areas where you can spawn in use the farthest from the Red line if you're desperate.

7. When red lined do not head to where all the blues are gathered again this is a trap they have been herded there for the slaughter don't be another one of the sheep.

Now some tactics when playing with an incompetent team.
1. Use them as bait (use your imagination)

2. Flanking/positioning is your friend you can rack up a fair amount of kills on the enemie before a group of them will tear themselves away from all the free kills to deal with you.

3. Place uplinks in strategic areas help get your team back on the field and split up the enemy.

4. Dampener's, cloaks, indirect routes will increase survivability use them.

5. Hacking, when you hack it's announced to everyone in game what object is being hacked use this to draw the enemy away from your team or setting up a new front from which your team can fight (that requires a cru or multiple uplinks).

When your team is mentally challenged, ignorant about what's going on in the game at the time and allowing themselves to be victimized or its a 6 v 16 situation then it's no longer about winning the objective. The game has changed now your goals should be to garner as many wp as possible, come out of the match with positive isk, cost the enemy more isk than the match was worth. Losing proto suits can get costly and you can force them to gear down and try to f up there kdr I know it's just a vanity stat but it'll make the twats rage.

The only way to get spawn camped is to allow it. Spawn on a safe point (MCC *COUGH*) run a scout with links (yes militia works). Run far away from fight, drop links. Yes they will eventually find you, but it wont be near as fun for them then.

They stomp Pubs because they cant stomp FW or PC. Simple as that.

They spawn camp because people refuse to THINK their way out of it. If you don't spawn on the point, they cant camp it. Aside from Ambush or Acquisition, you have safe spawn points available to you. I have also provided you a valid counter tactic. Its up to you to learn how it works.

This isnt call of dooty or battleshits. You are required to think some.

if you are getting spawn camped by Random Gunz you should biomass.

Ok damit im in a good mood today so instead of trolling you i will try to help. Fist off if you or your team was does not have the gun game to hold the front lines then spawn camping probably is bond to happen anyway. You could get good, join a better corp, make friends who are all so good, find a squad in squad finder. First thing is never spawn on a Cru in the city. Watch the letter if you choose to spawn on it for bluedot that are staying alive for more then 10 sec. If you see no bluedots staying alive then that area is a kill zone. MCC is your best option at this point. A couple people in your squad need to take a dropship or run speed scouts behind enemy lines to drop uplinks. It is up to you to make a safe spawn point for yourself. If you spawn on some random bluedots uplink thats being camped and die that should register in your brain not to spawn again.

Make a super cheap fit that guarantees you a spawn kill. Mine costs 8k. Then proceed To TROLL AND MURDER!!!!!

We have a case of someone who does not know enough people in game crying the blues. So he is hating on big corps with big named players for being what they are; good at the game and trolly.

Maybe you should stop the hate and learn from the lessons they are trying to teach you in game.

They just play the game and troll around. They form squads, do qsync matches to work on tactics and practice working together. That is the difference between large corps and small corps. Larger corps appear (and yes some do act like assholes) to be picking on smaller players.The way to combat it is to either join along with them for the good times, or build your own ranks and learn their tactics well enough to use it against them. Simply said.

Edit: it's bad enough you are calling yourself an easy kill.

I have never heard of this tanker before. I'm sure he's a fine tanker but to say he's the best in the game is just absurd. You are comparing him to tankers like Death Surrounds, Jamaican Kid, Random Tanker, etc. Big namers who are arguably the best in the game.

If you're going to hang out in small corps then don't complain about the bigger corps who strive for success in this game.

the nothing that will change is you and your corp getting spawn camped. But blameing Random Guns and crying on the forums sure is a great way to fix your spawn camping problem.

I could only read the first sentence of that.

Clearly you know nothing about tactics. Practice is best done by preparing the same way you would for the real thing. There is a HUGE difference between basic/adv/pro gear. How can you time yourself right and know what you're doing without putting your best out there.

You should try it sometime.

BobtheCakeman? Was that his name..... I just remember the dude being one of the reasons I decided to get into HAV piloting.

So your on my side or the enemy?

Of course I'm comparing astroghini to them! I've even been in his troll sicas that have killed the people you've listed, except random tanker, I haven't teamed up with Astro against rando so I don't know what he is capable of.

Got to agree with the original post....
Not the original poster.

Dude clean up your own house before you cry. I was in two games with you last night where you.......SPAWN CAMPED all day. What's worse is the stacked myos you ran. Total scrub builds. Seen you playing super man with a shotty then you cry about others doing it to you. Just a hint if you want to make the game better actually act better. Don't just rage on the forums. For the record that's several games I've seen you Biotic it up in over the last week so clean up your act if you expect others to do the same.

Yet, I see you jump scrubbing every game around those CRUs....

Must be someone stealing your name. Listen kid, if you don't want to be called out on it don't do it. Its even funnier when you rage on the forums about the same crap you do every game. If you don't like it done to you don't do it to others. That's all im saying. If you want a clean game then play a clean game.