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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.22 22:48:00 -
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There once was a little bear
Who went by the name of smokey
He loved to fill up the air
Not knowing how to be low key
His spouting was always so loud
His words were so filled with rage
It made him hard to be around
And made everyone question his age
But never was there any meat
No he couldn't back anything up
His logic always took back seat
Favoring instead to fill my tear cup
And now he'll come to call me a "Bish"
Saying, "come, let's have a shoot out"
It's too bad he's as good as a fish
As I kill his next Serpent Scout.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.22 22:58:00 -
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Smoky The Bear wrote:Daddrobit wrote:There once was a little bear
Who went by the name of smokey
He loved to fill up the air
Not knowing how to be low key
His spouting was always so loud
His words were so filled with rage
It made him hard to be around
And made everyone question his age
But never was there any meat
No he couldn't back anything up
His logic always took back seat
Favoring instead to fill my tear cup
And now he'll come to call me a "Bish"
Saying, "come, let's have a shoot out"
It's too bad he's as good as a fish
As I kill his next Serpent Scout. Says the guy begging for a slot on my squads and never beat me once.. Don't you have some gay porno to voiceover?
He liked to make up lies
He did it any time he could
But I'll still give him words from the wise
Hey man, GOML and get good.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.22 23:10:00 -
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Smoky The Bear wrote:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who had a mouth so wide, we all ****** it.
Rubbing all his brain cells together
He came up with this little baddie
It's obvious he's outclassed altogether
So you can just call me daddy.
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.22 23:18:00 -
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Smoky The Bear wrote:Daddrobit wrote:Smoky The Bear wrote:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who had a mouth so wide, we all ****** it.
Rubbing all his brain cells together He came up with this little baddie It's obvious he's outclassed altogether So you can just call me daddy. There's this guy who thinks poems pwn, But he talks with a lisp, and wishes his gun game was grown
This shows how little you know me
As actually my S's come out with whistles
And who needs any Dust gun game
When I destroy fools with lyrical missiles
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.22 23:32:00 -
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Smoky The Bear wrote:
Keep making poems gay poems on forums, its the only time you will ever be published, the way you talk you should be reading bedtime stories to children out of ur **** van.
Smokey is becoming more sour
And very incredibly hostile
His insults get worse by the hour
Going so far to call me a pedophile
But fear not you salty bun
And your jealousy of my lyrical drive
With more SP in your English Op 1
You might compete with my Proficiency 5
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.22 23:39:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:What would you rhyme with smokey in short-metered lay-mans verse, to convey that the target's mental capacity was slow in demeanor and subjectively hinted at a low thought capacity?
Blokey?
Dokie?
Cokey?
Hokey?
Low-key? (Used by daddrobit)
strokey?
Rokey?
I'd go with Hokey, Hokey's good.
Blokey sounds like a weird Australian nickname
Dokie reminds me of this
Cokey impiles drugs, which haven't really been brought up
Strokey? maybe gay implications?
Rokey. Like any of the above, but said by Scooby Doo!
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.22 23:53:00 -
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Smoky The Bear wrote:I think I made the nerds mad when they realized I'm just as good with words as guns.. Sorry maybe you should try in person?
I'm sad, but my time to leave has come
The girlfriend wants to whisk me away
But don't let that stop you ****-posting on the forums
While I go collect my Birthday BJ!
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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