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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 12	Posted - 2015.07.22 12:15:00 - [1] - Quote During a Skype congregation of the shadowy forum Illuminati that I maintain membership in, the infamous ex-CPM Jenza announced that she will be returning to the UK, and she will take back her PS3 through a horrifying ceremony which can only be described as a ritualistic slaughter orgy (that last part was not explicitly stated, but heavily implied). Don't believe me? You didn't think the she-demon would ever return? Think again! Here is the evidence. Behold the out of context messages in which the creature not only announces her return, but gleefully revels in her own corruption -- she admits to abusing her connection to CCP to abuse the game! The CCP-CPM connection has always been a cyberpunk dystopia-like web of money, drugs, cybernetic implants, and corruption, and now I have proof! The creature has been in hiding within Japan (the country that responsible for the Pearl Harbor attack, and this!). What has she been doing there? Managing a large faction of the Yakuza? Maybe getting a giant robot army? I don't know, but I'm just asking questions, and these are questions that need to be asked. Whatever the answer is, it can't be good, because during her stay in Japan, she has been posting strange, horrific, and disgusting website links (which w have been calling "jenza links") to the Illuminati Skype group. You may be thinking "sure, Jenza returning to Dust is some nightmare-tier horrible $#!%, but she has no real power anymore," well you're wrong! Within the Skype group, Jenza's closest ally is Zaria -- a member of the powerful PC corp who currently controls 9% of Molden Heath. Secondly, they both have a "z" in their names, what could that possibly mean? I don't know, but can't be possibly a coincidence. Oh, and they're probably feminists! If there has ever been a time to panic, it is now people! Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
Mobius Wyvern Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 6	Posted - 2015.07.22 12:17:00 - [2] - Quote Here we go. Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
jenza aranda BetaMax. 3	Posted - 2015.07.22 12:59:00 - [3] - Quote Coming home SoonGäó Dust 514 101 // Dust 514 Wiki
DeadlyAztec11 Defenders of the Helghast Dream 8	Posted - 2015.07.22 13:25:00 - [4] - Quote Jenza's back? Alright. ok... Put your flags up in the sky. And wave them side to side. Show the world where you're from. Show the world we are one.
Lynn Beck Delta Vanguard 6 2	Posted - 2015.07.22 13:48:00 - [5] - Quote I am awaiting your return in ecstasy, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. P.S. May I be blessed with a picture of these so called Jenzapants? General John Ripper -BAM! I'm Emeril Lagasse. This message was approved by the 'Nobody Loved You' Foundation'
Beld Errmon Company of Marcher Lords 1	Posted - 2015.07.22 13:58:00 - [6] - Quote She'll probably get a kick out of this http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-21/male-gaming-bullies-are-literal-losers-study-finds/6636320 Retired bittervet.
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:01:00 - [7] - Quote Yawn. Wake me up when you guys find out where cerebral wolf jr is hiding. Then we can dig up NovaKnife and have a real party! Currently in recluse bitter-vet mode.
IVIaster LUKE Art.of.Death 939	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:02:00 - [8] - Quote Jenza is definitely better than 'MintChip'. Welcome back soonGäó o7 Sheep Shagger LVL 5. Would you look at the fur on that one...Oo La La!
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 12	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:03:00 - [9] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Yawn. Wake me up when you guys find out where cerebral wolf jr is hiding. Then we can dig up NovaKnife and have a real party! I actually played with Nova Knife last night, it was just the 2 of us in a squad. He was using a Caldari heavy with Quafe SKIN. One battle was on the train map, the other was on Line Harvest. Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:05:00 - [10] - Quote KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote: Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Yawn. Wake me up when you guys find out where cerebral wolf jr is hiding. Then we can dig up NovaKnife and have a real party! I actually played with Nova Knife last night, it was just the 2 of us in a squad. He was using a Caldari heavy with Quafe SKIN. Oh man, 2/3s the way to the ultimate drama threshold! Currently in recluse bitter-vet mode.

Alaika Arbosa No Context 2	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:08:00 - [11] - Quote Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Yawn. Wake me up when you guys find out where cerebral wolf jr is hiding. Then we can dig up NovaKnife and have a real party! I always thought he was breakin I won't dodge another silver bullet Just to save a little face
VAHZZ Nos Nothi 5	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:10:00 - [12] - Quote Jenza is returning? X\|V - I am a Bard
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:11:00 - [13] - Quote Alaika Arbosa wrote: Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Yawn. Wake me up when you guys find out where cerebral wolf jr is hiding. Then we can dig up NovaKnife and have a real party! I always thought he was breakin Naw, breakin os too sardonic and care free. orion sanjeet tho. .. Currently in recluse bitter-vet mode.
Sleepy Zan Programus 2	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:54:00 - [14] - Quote Brings back memories. Best players in corp are defecting, meanwhile our CEO is on a week long Netflix binge A real sniper doesn't provide battlefield intelligence, a real sniper leaves no intelligence left on the battlefield.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 450	Posted - 2015.07.22 14:57:00 - [15] - Quote Sleepy Zan wrote: Brings back memories. Best players in corp are defecting, meanwhile our CEO is on a week long Netflix binge you still play? haven't seen you since you were an imp, lol
jenza aranda BetaMax. 3	Posted - 2015.07.22 21:50:00 - [16] - Quote while i am coming back in reality it probably will only be for a few months as i am off to Austria next Dust 514 101 // Dust 514 Wiki
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 10	Posted - 2015.07.22 22:07:00 - [17] - Quote Alaika Arbosa wrote: Soldner VonKuechle wrote: Yawn. Wake me up when you guys find out where cerebral wolf jr is hiding. Then we can dig up NovaKnife and have a real party! I always thought he was breakin Your very existence is an affront to good taste and sanity. Your words make me want to vomit into your shoes. WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 10	Posted - 2015.07.22 22:09:00 - [18] - Quote jenza aranda wrote: while i am coming back in reality it probably will only be for a few months as i am off to Austria next How is my favorite little scapegoat today? Comfy? You say I have a few months to frame you for my next caper? AWESOME! WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 20	Posted - 2015.07.22 22:16:00 - [19] - Quote Yay. I like Jenza. Has the best links.....except for that one about the fairies........that was just disturbing. Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
jenza aranda BetaMax. 3	Posted - 2015.07.22 23:35:00 - [20] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: jenza aranda wrote: while i am coming back in reality it probably will only be for a few months as i am off to Austria next How is my favorite little scapegoat today? Comfy? You say I have a few months to frame you for my next caper? AWESOME! I can't wait! Dust 514 101 // Dust 514 Wiki

Cyzad4 Blackfish Corp. 860	Posted - 2015.07.23 00:33:00 - [21] - Quote But, Jenza can't melt steel beams Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
First Prophet Nos Nothi 3	Posted - 2015.07.23 00:37:00 - [22] - Quote Still waiting on Jenza to deliver. People found this review helpful!
jenza aranda BetaMax. 3	Posted - 2015.07.23 00:46:00 - [23] - Quote First Prophet wrote: Still waiting on Jenza to deliver. not a CPM anymore, ask the current ones. Dust 514 101 // Dust 514 Wiki
Varoth Drac Dead Man's Game 1	Posted - 2015.07.23 00:52:00 - [24] - Quote jenza aranda wrote: First Prophet wrote: Still waiting on Jenza to deliver. not a CPM anymore, ask the current ones. What happened to the original interview?
Terry Webber Molon Labe. RUST415 815	Posted - 2015.07.23 01:05:00 - [25] - Quote Jenza will have a lot to catch up on because of recent updates. Inertial Booster Module Vehicle Installation
Union118 GamersForChrist 593	Posted - 2015.07.23 01:13:00 - [26] - Quote jenza aranda wrote: Coming home SoonGäó I hope your not another cheater like every other hack. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 20	Posted - 2015.07.23 01:24:00 - [27] - Quote Union118 wrote: jenza aranda wrote: Coming home SoonGäó I hope your not another cheater like every other hack. Jenza is the original master-hack-cheater. Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
VAHZZ Nos Nothi 5	Posted - 2015.07.23 01:25:00 - [28] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Union118 wrote: jenza aranda wrote: Coming home SoonGäó I hope your not another cheater like every other hack. Jenza is the original master-hack-cheater. The original whipper. A true slayer can only be born in the pits of Molden Heath Vader's Fist
jenza aranda BetaMax. 3	Posted - 2015.07.23 02:05:00 - [29] - Quote Union118 wrote: jenza aranda wrote: Coming home SoonGäó I hope your not another cheater like every other hack. A Gamers for Christ (lol) person complaining about "cheaters"? I guess the game hasn't changed that much. Dust 514 101 // Dust 514 Wiki
Krixus Flux Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 930	Posted - 2015.07.23 03:34:00 - [30] - Quote Warning! Warning! Nerd capacity levels breached!! All hands, report to the cold water hose stations for nerd deterrent!! Repeat!! All hands, report to cold water hose stations immediately!!! Saying what's on people's minds

Squagga Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 960	Posted - 2015.07.23 04:18:00 - [31] - Quote And I heard their menstral blood attracts bears! Now you're just putting the whole POS at risk Shields, the silent killer.
Satyr Dante Glitched Connection 12	Posted - 2015.07.23 05:08:00 - [32] - Quote Japan finish a fighting robot a bit ago then Jenza begins her return.... illuminati confirmed I'A Hydra, I'A Dagon, l'A Cthulhu, Cthulhu fthagn That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even di
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 10	Posted - 2015.07.23 06:13:00 - [33] - Quote Krixus Flux wrote: Warning! Warning! Nerd capacity levels breached!! All hands, report to the cold water hose stations for nerd deterrent!! Repeat!! All hands, report to cold water hose stations immediately!!! Ummm, the nerd deterrent station is the one marked "soap." WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
Louis Domi Tugastroy Evil Syndicate Alliance. 1	Posted - 2015.07.23 12:42:00 - [34] - Quote Been here since the first couple weeks of open beta. How come I don't know any of you? Damn I got to squad some more... *Delt for CPM2, Shadowed Cola for CPM2, Breaking For CPM2*
Krixus Flux Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation 932	Posted - 2015.07.23 12:49:00 - [35] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: Krixus Flux wrote: Warning! Warning! Nerd capacity levels breached!! All hands, report to the cold water hose stations for nerd deterrent!! Repeat!! All hands, report to cold water hose stations immediately!!! Ummm, the nerd deterrent station is the one marked "soap." LOL Saying what's on people's minds
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 12	Posted - 2015.07.29 09:39:00 - [36] - Quote Guys! She's logging into Dust! THE JENZANING HAS BEEEEGGUUUUUNNNNN! Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
dzizur Nos Nothi 548	Posted - 2015.07.29 10:11:00 - [37] - Quote A bittervet coming back to troll some more and disrespect most of the community while being lame at the game... Hmm and that's relevant because? ;)
Arkena Wyrnspire Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 25	Posted - 2015.07.29 11:51:00 - [38] - Quote I see you have cleverly obscured me someone from your evidence. Arkena Wyrnspire - CPM2 candidate


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