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Death Shadow117 Wolf Pack Special Forces Evil Syndicate Alliance. 460	Posted - 2015.07.20 22:44:00 - [1] - Quote If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want some more. If you give a mouse more milk... he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers. Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed. If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out. If the National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the vampires. If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die! America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed! ...And that's why I had to kill daddy. He was giving a mouse a cookie. (giggles) Sleep well, sweetie. Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
LT SHANKS You In The Nutz 6	Posted - 2015.07.20 22:46:00 - [2] - Quote I once gave a mouse a cookie. Nothing happened.
Patrick57 10	Posted - 2015.07.20 22:46:00 - [3] - Quote I'm too high for this **** http://i.imgur.com/QGx5fQH.gifv
Daddrobit You Can Call Me Daddy 1	Posted - 2015.07.20 22:47:00 - [4] - Quote What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie! However I did once give a moose a muffin... O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
Death Shadow117 Wolf Pack Special Forces Evil Syndicate Alliance. 460	Posted - 2015.07.20 22:48:00 - [5] - Quote Daddrobit wrote: What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie! However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment. Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
Daddrobit You Can Call Me Daddy 1	Posted - 2015.07.20 22:51:00 - [6] - Quote Death Shadow117 wrote: Daddrobit wrote: What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie! However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment. Hey, everybody's got different life goals... O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
Onesimus Tarsus is-a-Corporation 3	Posted - 2015.07.20 22:57:00 - [7] - Quote Daddrobit wrote: Death Shadow117 wrote: Daddrobit wrote: What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie! However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment. Hey, everybody's got different life goals... Mine's getting my KDR to .85! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! .emag nug ym tpecxe gnihtyreve sexif gnikamhctam RDK
Onesimus Tarsus is-a-Corporation 3	Posted - 2015.07.20 22:58:00 - [8] - Quote LT SHANKS wrote: I once gave a mouse a cookie. Nothing happened. Prove that. .emag nug ym tpecxe gnihtyreve sexif gnikamhctam RDK
DozersMouse XIII Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 1	Posted - 2015.07.20 23:06:00 - [9] - Quote Put weed in the cookie addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon
Union118 GamersForChrist 571	Posted - 2015.07.20 23:10:00 - [10] - Quote Onesimus Tarsus wrote: Daddrobit wrote: Death Shadow117 wrote: Daddrobit wrote: What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie! However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment. Hey, everybody's got different life goals... Mine's getting my KDR to .85! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lol how cute he cares about his KDR. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

maybe deadcatz the nomercs 365	Posted - 2015.07.20 23:14:00 - [11] - Quote Death Shadow117 wrote: If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want some more. If you give a mouse more milk... he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers. Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed. If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out. If the National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the vampires. If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die! America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed! ...And that's why I had to kill daddy. He was giving a mouse a cookie. (giggles) Sleep well, sweetie. I gave a rat a sunflower seed. She bit me,i got rabies. Need a speedy bro scout? Mail me,comes with shotgun and 20 pound bag of catnip for teh clonocide.(teh fak,cannot spell)
Soldner VonKuechle SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 2	Posted - 2015.07.20 23:19:00 - [12] - Quote Daddrobit wrote: What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie! However I did once give a moose a muffin... Did that ****** want jam to go with it? Currently in recluse bitter-vet mode.
Pocket Rocket Girl Psygod9 482	Posted - 2015.07.20 23:35:00 - [13] - Quote Death Shadow117 wrote: If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want some more. If you give a mouse more milk... he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers. Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed. If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out. If the National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the vampires. If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die! America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed! ...And that's why I had to kill daddy. He was giving a mouse a cookie. (giggles) Sleep well, sweetie. No, no, no, you bring the lemon pledge Have garbage gun game? Throw a Core.
Onesimus Tarsus is-a-Corporation 3	Posted - 2015.07.20 23:40:00 - [14] - Quote Union118 wrote: Onesimus Tarsus wrote: Daddrobit wrote: Death Shadow117 wrote: Daddrobit wrote: What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie! However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment. Hey, everybody's got different life goals... Mine's getting my KDR to .85! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lol how cute he cares about his KDR. That HUGE Graph that eats up 1/4 of the ending screen sorta makes me care. It beeps too. .emag nug ym tpecxe gnihtyreve sexif gnikamhctam RDK


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