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Death Shadow117
Wolf Pack Special Forces Evil Syndicate Alliance.
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Posted - 2015.07.20 22:44:00 -
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want some more. If you give a mouse more milk... he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers. Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed. If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out. If the National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the vampires. If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die! America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed! ...And that's why I had to kill daddy. He was giving a mouse a cookie. (giggles) Sleep well, sweetie.
Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
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Posted - 2015.07.20 22:46:00 -
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I once gave a mouse a cookie.
Nothing happened. |
Patrick57
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Posted - 2015.07.20 22:46:00 -
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I'm too high for this ****
http://i.imgur.com/QGx5fQH.gifv
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.20 22:47:00 -
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What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie!
However I did once give a moose a muffin...
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Death Shadow117
Wolf Pack Special Forces Evil Syndicate Alliance.
460
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Posted - 2015.07.20 22:48:00 -
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Daddrobit wrote:What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie!
However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment.
Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
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Posted - 2015.07.20 22:51:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:Daddrobit wrote:What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie!
However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment.
Hey, everybody's got different life goals...
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.20 22:57:00 -
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Daddrobit wrote:Death Shadow117 wrote:Daddrobit wrote:What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie!
However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment. Hey, everybody's got different life goals... Mine's getting my KDR to .85!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
3
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Posted - 2015.07.20 22:58:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:I once gave a mouse a cookie.
Nothing happened.
Prove that.
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DozersMouse XIII
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.07.20 23:06:00 -
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Put weed in the cookie
addicted to the Kubo's GMK-16 banana cannon
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Union118
GamersForChrist
571
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Posted - 2015.07.20 23:10:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Daddrobit wrote:Death Shadow117 wrote:Daddrobit wrote:What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie!
However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment. Hey, everybody's got different life goals... Mine's getting my KDR to .85! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lol how cute he cares about his KDR.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
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Posted - 2015.07.20 23:14:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want some more. If you give a mouse more milk... he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers. Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed. If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out. If the National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the vampires. If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die! America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed! ...And that's why I had to kill daddy. He was giving a mouse a cookie. (giggles) Sleep well, sweetie.
I gave a rat a sunflower seed. She bit me,i got rabies.
Need a speedy bro scout? Mail me,comes with shotgun and 20 pound bag of catnip for teh clonocide.(teh fak,cannot spell)
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.07.20 23:19:00 -
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Daddrobit wrote:What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie!
However I did once give a moose a muffin...
Did that ****** want jam to go with it?
Currently in recluse bitter-vet mode.
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Pocket Rocket Girl
Psygod9
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Posted - 2015.07.20 23:35:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want some more. If you give a mouse more milk... he'll develop a taste for human blood. If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire. If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers. Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed. If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out. If the National Guard is called out, they too will become fodder for the vampires. If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike. If a nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die! America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed! ...And that's why I had to kill daddy. He was giving a mouse a cookie. (giggles) Sleep well, sweetie.
No, no, no, you bring the lemon pledge
Have garbage gun game? Throw a Core.
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.07.20 23:40:00 -
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Union118 wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Daddrobit wrote:Death Shadow117 wrote:Daddrobit wrote:What? I'd never do anything so irresponsible as give a mouse a cookie!
However I did once give a moose a muffin... Getting raped by a moose isn't an accomplishment. Hey, everybody's got different life goals... Mine's getting my KDR to .85! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lol how cute he cares about his KDR. That HUGE Graph that eats up 1/4 of the ending screen sorta makes me care. It beeps too.
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