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Shadow Player
Shadow Hitmen
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:42:00 -
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I say "Surprise bi***" or "Surprise mother******" You?
You know what I do when I kill you? I dance on your dead body!!!
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SVip3r
RED 0MEN.
Evil Syndicate Alliance.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:44:00 -
[2] - Quote
"Shhhhhh. Don't scream. It'll be over soon." |
Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
602
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:44:00 -
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"Ass r@pe!!!"
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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Shadow Player
Shadow Hitmen
111
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:47:00 -
[4] - Quote
I also say "eat my sh**"
You know what I do when I kill you? I dance on your dead body!!!
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Moe Lester III
Xer Cloud Consortium
60
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:49:00 -
[5] - Quote
Maximus Mobius wrote:"Ass r@pe!!!"
Its not ****. Its a cuddle with a struggle
Redrum rectum
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Patt MaCrotch
Dem Durrty Boyz
General Tso's Alliance
149
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:53:00 -
[6] - Quote
GOTCHA B#TCH!! |
Shadow Player
Shadow Hitmen
111
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:55:00 -
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Patt MaCrotch wrote:GOTCHA B#TCH!!
Good one
You know what I do when I kill you? I dance on your dead body!!!
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chill penguin
Bragian Order
192
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:55:00 -
[8] - Quote
I can smell you.
A True Slayer can only be born in the pits of Molden Heath
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
293
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:00:00 -
[9] - Quote
**** your couch. |
Tweaksz
0uter.Heaven
278
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:00:00 -
[10] - Quote
"Surpise buttseks!"
Pill Popping Madness!
FFS! Not every spanish speaker is Mexican, you may not be racist but you are ignorant as fuck.
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Balistyc Farshot
MONSTER SYNERGY
300
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:01:00 -
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Don't clench up!
And bam, elbow deep!
Shhh, blam, right in the (name body part, preferably crude)
Trust me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me.
"Dying with your rep tool out - the logi-flasher!"
Who hasn't been caught by a cute little female scout doing this?
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Shadow Player
Shadow Hitmen
112
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:01:00 -
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Balistyc Farshot wrote:Don't clench up!
And bam, elbow deep!
Shhh, blam, right in the (name body part, preferably crude)
Trust me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me.
I like the last one
If you want to be a TRUE HITMAN, join Shadow Hitmen!!!
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Tweaksz
0uter.Heaven
278
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:07:00 -
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"Hello, i'll be your struggle snuggle buddy for today."
Pill Popping Madness!
FFS! Not every spanish speaker is Mexican, you may not be racist but you are ignorant as fuck.
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Georgia Xavier
Incorruptibles
890
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:20:00 -
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when I'm behind a heavy: Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart!
CLICK ME!!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:21:00 -
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Georgia Xavier wrote:when I'm behind a heavy: Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! ...*TooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooooooot.... toot*
@Ripley_Riley CPM2 candidate. Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Archer Killian
A13 SHIELD
16
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:26:00 -
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"Yaar, it's on turkeys!" 
"The best enemy is the one that shoots at you all game... and misses!"
Dedicated Commando:- All races
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Radiant Pancake3
Destinys Immortals
Rise Of Legion.
424
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Posted - 2015.07.16 21:13:00 -
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Death to ye waffle scum.
Personal Manager of Destinys Immortals
Join Logi Heaven! Chat: "Triage Ward"
Gû¼Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉGòÉn¦ñ Minmatar Loyalist Gû¼Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉGòÉn¦ñ
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.16 21:56:00 -
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"Tell your friends about me!"
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:01:00 -
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Nothing.
As a Knifer most of my kills come that way so its hard to view it as special.
Now if I knife them in the face... especially if they are a shotgunner, it is often something in the realm of "Take that [insert whatever I feel in the moment]!!!"
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Sequal's Back
Dead Man's Game
676
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:12:00 -
[20] - Quote
"CADEAU !"
WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME !
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:25:00 -
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Nothing. Killing them from behind is essentially the same as from the front. Either way they still have a fist sized hole in their chest.
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
17
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:29:00 -
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" "
I don't say a thing about any of my kills, except for very rare noteworthy occasions.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
607
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:30:00 -
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Those two above me lost their imagination in the womb
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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demens grimwulff
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
653
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:32:00 -
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Roadhouse.
CPM2 Candidate
Intent to run is found here: Intent
Allow me to help improve Dust
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demens grimwulff
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
653
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:33:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:" "
I don't say a thing about any of my kills, except for very rare noteworthy occasions.
I've heard you mew'ing enthusiastically several times.
CPM2 Candidate
Intent to run is found here: Intent
Allow me to help improve Dust
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
607
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:33:00 -
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demens grimwulff wrote:Roadhouse.
Ghosts
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:41:00 -
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demens grimwulff wrote:Roadhouse. One of the last Family Guy quoted to make me chuckle.
@Ripley_Riley CPM2 candidate. Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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rizan baig
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
40
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:43:00 -
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No more tears, just dreams
"ISK is temporary...... BPOs last forever"
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Darken-Sol
Intruder Excluder
2
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:44:00 -
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I just shoot em up a bit then watch them scramble for cover or jump around before a bolt to the lower spine.
Crush them
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Louis Domi
Tugastroy
Evil Syndicate Alliance.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:48:00 -
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"Bring me that ass!"
"You just got knocked the **** out!"
"How my balls feel?"(If I t-bag after)
"You's a ***** ass *****"
"Can't stop the **** train!"
"Flawless Victory"
"What are those????"
"Take it *****!"
" Just got dominated by the Domi!"
Theres more, but can't think of em |
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
608
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:54:00 -
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I also say "Cowboy Butt Sex"
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.16 23:30:00 -
[32] - Quote
"Know Taco!"
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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xavier zor
Second-Nature
Negative-Feedback
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 23:45:00 -
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If the player is defending a point; "My point, me likey"
other than that
i don't say anything.
KingThunderBolt fail montage
Dreis ShadowWeaver is a big noob
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2015.07.16 23:48:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:Those two above me lost their imagination in the womb
Losing focus in combat for the purpose of rebuking a lifeless husk of nanites is inessential to the performance of duty. More to the point who is going to hear me through 120mm of reinforced armour plating?
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
608
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Posted - 2015.07.16 23:51:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Those two above me lost their imagination in the womb Losing focus in combat for the purpose of rebuking a lifeless husk of nanites is inessential to the performance of duty. More to the point who is going to hear me through 120mm of reinforced armour plating?
This ain't the intergalactic summit dude
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2015.07.17 00:01:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:True Adamance wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Those two above me lost their imagination in the womb Losing focus in combat for the purpose of rebuking a lifeless husk of nanites is inessential to the performance of duty. More to the point who is going to hear me through 120mm of reinforced armour plating? This ain't the intergalactic summit dude
Does it matter?
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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Vash Warren
SMARTCREW
Smart Deploy
211
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Posted - 2015.07.17 00:11:00 -
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I just gave you a pr*state examination.
Caldari Body, Caldari Core, But Amarr with my Soul.
20 Mil SP, Next Adventure. Amarr Assult/ Caldari Logi
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
349
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Posted - 2015.07.17 00:15:00 -
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swiggity swooty, i just shot ya in the booty. i shotgun only so its even more traumatic fr them. ptsd can be a terrifying thing.
scanner? whats that? you can see enemies on the radar? just use your eyes and save a equipment slot for something useful
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Koldy Lyte Marven
Xer Cloud Consortium
96
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Posted - 2015.07.17 03:06:00 -
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When I knife them: "Hmm, what shampoo do you use? You smell good" |
Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
609
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Posted - 2015.07.17 03:13:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:True Adamance wrote:Maximus Mobius wrote:Those two above me lost their imagination in the womb Losing focus in combat for the purpose of rebuking a lifeless husk of nanites is inessential to the performance of duty. More to the point who is going to hear me through 120mm of reinforced armour plating? This ain't the intergalactic summit dude Does it matter?
Yes.....Imma go roleplay at sugarbombed.com
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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deezy dabest
Evil Syndicate Alliance.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.17 10:59:00 -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
Remove NPC orbitals from FW. -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest.
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Balistyc Farshot
MONSTER SYNERGY
301
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Posted - 2015.07.17 13:27:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:" "
I don't say a thing about any of my kills, except for very rare noteworthy occasions.
The merc is mad. Cat Merc's owner was watching The Price is Right and the message at the end about spaying or neutering had an unexpected effect.
That is what I will say when I kill Cat Merc from behind, "Please have your pets, spayed or neutered."
"Dying with your rep tool out - the logi-flasher!"
Who hasn't been caught by a cute little female scout doing this?
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
8
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Posted - 2015.07.17 14:00:00 -
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Nothing. I don't say anything at all.
Scouts United
Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
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Corvo Wolfear
Academy Inferno
E-R-A
241
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Posted - 2015.07.17 14:06:00 -
[44] - Quote
Tell the other bears what you just saw. |
Koch Rosenzweig
S.K.I.L.L OF G.O.D
RUST415
343
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Posted - 2015.07.17 14:13:00 -
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Take that motherfker
like that honey? have more for you
Booom b"tch
suck my dck
HAHAHAHA RAPED
Slap in your biotic ass.
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Sir Dukey
G0DS AM0NG MEN
New Eden's Heros
2
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Posted - 2015.07.17 14:29:00 -
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Shadow Player wrote:I say "Surprise bi***" or "Surprise mother******" or "You got your a** kicked"
"Get butt fked "
don't wanna get banned.
"Skill for thee but no skill for me" so is the saying of the swarm infantry.
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Edgar Reinhart
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
127
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Posted - 2015.07.17 14:43:00 -
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Gotcha..... wha!!! how the f'in f did you just fin turn round and f'in f me in the f after that you f'in proto wearin damage mod stacking f'in f. F this for an f'in f......... F
*pick up controller and try again. |
Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
21
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Posted - 2015.07.17 16:15:00 -
[48] - Quote
How many like does it take to get to the center of my balls? The world may never know....
(T-T)¬('~')/ CHECKMATE!!!
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TIGER SHARK1501
Savage Bullet
RUST415
297
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Posted - 2015.07.17 18:20:00 -
[49] - Quote
I've got your back.  |
LUGMOS
Corrosive Synergy
No Context
4
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Posted - 2015.07.17 18:31:00 -
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Sequal's Back wrote:"CADEAU !"
I has present for you!
I am the Anti-FoTM
Fear my Cal Assault and Amarr Scout!
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JARREL THOMAS
Dead Man's Game
818
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Posted - 2015.07.17 18:35:00 -
[51] - Quote
Swiggty swooty I took yo booty
Caldari Loyalist. ( -í° -£-û -í°) No.
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Yaerus Steel
Wolf Pack Special Forces
Evil Syndicate Alliance.
21
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Posted - 2015.07.17 18:47:00 -
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When I'm killing a high value target "GET DEAD B****!" either someone in officer gear or a player on a nice killing streak. |
Krixus Flux
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
896
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Posted - 2015.07.17 18:48:00 -
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"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
Saying what's on people's minds
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Talos Vagheitan
Ancient Exiles.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.17 19:59:00 -
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This is exactly why we need proximity chat
Edit: And it's definitely: "I'M BATMAN"
Official CPM Platform
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Terry Webber
Molon Labe.
RUST415
811
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Posted - 2015.07.17 20:35:00 -
[55] - Quote
I would love to say "Surprise, numb nuts!"
Inertial Booster Module
Vehicle Installation
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Reign Omega
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
General Tso's Alliance
1
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Posted - 2015.07.17 20:41:00 -
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I usually think.... "Time to skill into range amplifiers or precision enhancers buddy".
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
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AndyAndio
0uter.Heaven
277
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Posted - 2015.07.17 20:45:00 -
[57] - Quote
Same thing i say to your mom.-
2013 DUST 514's MVP of the Year
Retired for love of the game.-
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D4GG3R
0uter.Heaven
1
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Posted - 2015.07.17 21:51:00 -
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"Wow, I actually killed somebody*
I'm pretty plain.
I watch anime for the boobs
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Blue Cannibal
Gray Haired Slayers
0
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Posted - 2015.07.17 23:31:00 -
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My crazy laugh of course," Bwahahahahaha! "
"Do you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
It's a blue blue world...
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
34
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Posted - 2015.07.19 10:16:00 -
[60] - Quote
Blue Cannibal wrote:My crazy laugh of course," Bwahahahahaha! "
"Do you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
No... Just no
(T-T)¬('~')/ CHECKMATE!!!
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deathly assassin
0.P.
14
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Posted - 2015.07.19 10:54:00 -
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YES! I didn't get screwed over! 
~Deathly Tis My Name,Slaying is My Game~
Official 0.P. Mascot
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
36
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Posted - 2015.07.19 11:24:00 -
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There are only 7 planets now that I have destroyed uranus
(T-T)¬('~')/ CHECKMATE!!!
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BLOOD Ruler
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2015.07.19 11:28:00 -
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First time- "Watch your back"
Second Time- Urge  ........
Third Time- Bwahahahahaha! Bwahahahahaha! Bwahahahahaha!
Fourth Time- Creep smile on face and drooling
Fifth Time- "Blood's heart beats out of control, the man is drunk in blood and adrenaline, DIE, DIE ,DIE, DIE!!!!!!
Sixth Time- "Blood still binded and thinking as if a wild beast makes an assassinates a heavy and assault, a foolish move...... or something to snap him back into reality. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Seventh Kill- Blood assassinates the heavy with 25%hp left, "Die *****!
Failed Killed- The assault,thank Talos, killed Blood, as his conscience is brought into an body..... he is calm.... *Smile* "Back with my senses".
I should send this man a thank you and Isk.....
From Blood....
I am going to kill you
Here is 2.5mil Isk, Thank you goodbye
And Watch Your Back
No Escaping Reason, No Denying Purpose
For We Know Without Purpose We World Not Exist
The Purpose Of Life Is To End
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