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Shadow Player
Shadow Hitmen
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:42:00 -
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I say "Surprise bi***" or "Surprise mother******" You?
You know what I do when I kill you? I dance on your dead body!!!
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SVip3r
RED 0MEN. Evil Syndicate Alliance.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:44:00 -
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"Shhhhhh. Don't scream. It'll be over soon." |
Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
602
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:44:00 -
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"Ass r@pe!!!"
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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Shadow Player
Shadow Hitmen
111
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:47:00 -
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I also say "eat my sh**"
You know what I do when I kill you? I dance on your dead body!!!
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Moe Lester III
Xer Cloud Consortium
60
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:49:00 -
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Maximus Mobius wrote:"Ass r@pe!!!" Its not ****. Its a cuddle with a struggle
Redrum rectum
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Patt MaCrotch
Dem Durrty Boyz General Tso's Alliance
149
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:53:00 -
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GOTCHA B#TCH!! |
Shadow Player
Shadow Hitmen
111
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:55:00 -
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Patt MaCrotch wrote:GOTCHA B#TCH!!
Good one
You know what I do when I kill you? I dance on your dead body!!!
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chill penguin
Bragian Order
192
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Posted - 2015.07.16 19:55:00 -
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I can smell you.
A True Slayer can only be born in the pits of Molden Heath
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
293
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:00:00 -
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**** your couch. |
Tweaksz
0uter.Heaven
278
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:00:00 -
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"Surpise buttseks!"
Pill Popping Madness!
FFS! Not every spanish speaker is Mexican, you may not be racist but you are ignorant as fuck.
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Balistyc Farshot
MONSTER SYNERGY
300
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:01:00 -
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Don't clench up!
And bam, elbow deep!
Shhh, blam, right in the (name body part, preferably crude)
Trust me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me.
"Dying with your rep tool out - the logi-flasher!"
Who hasn't been caught by a cute little female scout doing this?
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Shadow Player
Shadow Hitmen
112
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:01:00 -
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Balistyc Farshot wrote:Don't clench up!
And bam, elbow deep!
Shhh, blam, right in the (name body part, preferably crude)
Trust me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me.
I like the last one
If you want to be a TRUE HITMAN, join Shadow Hitmen!!!
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Tweaksz
0uter.Heaven
278
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:07:00 -
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"Hello, i'll be your struggle snuggle buddy for today."
Pill Popping Madness!
FFS! Not every spanish speaker is Mexican, you may not be racist but you are ignorant as fuck.
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Georgia Xavier
Incorruptibles
890
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:20:00 -
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when I'm behind a heavy: Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart!
CLICK ME!!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:21:00 -
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Georgia Xavier wrote:when I'm behind a heavy: Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! Please don't fart! ...*TooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooooooot.... toot*
@Ripley_Riley CPM2 candidate. Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Archer Killian
A13 SHIELD
16
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Posted - 2015.07.16 20:26:00 -
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"Yaar, it's on turkeys!"
"The best enemy is the one that shoots at you all game... and misses!"
Dedicated Commando:- All races
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Radiant Pancake3
Destinys Immortals Rise Of Legion.
424
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Posted - 2015.07.16 21:13:00 -
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Death to ye waffle scum.
Personal Manager of Destinys Immortals
Join Logi Heaven! Chat: "Triage Ward"
Gû¼Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉGòÉn¦ñ Minmatar Loyalist Gû¼Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉGòÉn¦ñ
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.16 21:56:00 -
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"Tell your friends about me!"
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:01:00 -
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Nothing.
As a Knifer most of my kills come that way so its hard to view it as special.
Now if I knife them in the face... especially if they are a shotgunner, it is often something in the realm of "Take that [insert whatever I feel in the moment]!!!"
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Sequal's Back
Dead Man's Game
676
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:12:00 -
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"CADEAU !"
WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME !
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
20
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:25:00 -
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Nothing. Killing them from behind is essentially the same as from the front. Either way they still have a fist sized hole in their chest.
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
17
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:29:00 -
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" "
I don't say a thing about any of my kills, except for very rare noteworthy occasions.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
607
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:30:00 -
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Those two above me lost their imagination in the womb
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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demens grimwulff
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
653
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:32:00 -
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Roadhouse.
CPM2 Candidate
Intent to run is found here: Intent
Allow me to help improve Dust
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demens grimwulff
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
653
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:33:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:" "
I don't say a thing about any of my kills, except for very rare noteworthy occasions.
I've heard you mew'ing enthusiastically several times.
CPM2 Candidate
Intent to run is found here: Intent
Allow me to help improve Dust
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Maximus Mobius
Fatal Absolution
607
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:33:00 -
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demens grimwulff wrote:Roadhouse. Ghosts
#Fallout4
Licensed Fallout lore master
"I really love sitting on my own dick, bicycle style." -B1ack Ice
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
11
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:41:00 -
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demens grimwulff wrote:Roadhouse. One of the last Family Guy quoted to make me chuckle.
@Ripley_Riley CPM2 candidate. Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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rizan baig
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
40
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:43:00 -
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No more tears, just dreams
"ISK is temporary...... BPOs last forever"
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Darken-Sol
Intruder Excluder
2
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:44:00 -
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I just shoot em up a bit then watch them scramble for cover or jump around before a bolt to the lower spine.
Crush them
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Louis Domi
Tugastroy Evil Syndicate Alliance.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 22:48:00 -
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"Bring me that ass!" "You just got knocked the **** out!" "How my balls feel?"(If I t-bag after) "You's a ***** ass *****" "Can't stop the **** train!" "Flawless Victory" "What are those????" "Take it *****!" " Just got dominated by the Domi!" Theres more, but can't think of em |
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