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Reallusion GrimSleeper Need Permission to Die LLC 103	Posted - 2015.07.04 17:13:00 - [1] - Quote Scotty.. Myron... whatever his name is that drops off Tanks... He's a prick. Not sure what I did to tick him off but the f* delivered my 2nd to last tank and wouldn't put it down, he took so long to decide if he was going to do it or not, he and the tank blew up.... literally. Serves him right, glad he's gone... now the new pilot that drops off my tanks is cool. But wait... he has the same name, this m'r f'r is a clone too!.... WITH THE SAME ATTITUDE ABOUT LIFE!!!??? OMG. GG. click here for a FREE Staff Recruit Assault Rifle BPO + BOOSTER
rizan baig Random Gunz Rise Of Legion. 3	Posted - 2015.07.04 17:16:00 - [2] - Quote Hey! Scotty is a saint! Without him, you wouldn't even have contracts! So if he makes a small mistake once every century, I think you can let it slide since he is the reason you even find contracts!!! On a serious note though, that has happened to me a couple of times when the queue system messes up "ISK is temporary...... BPOs last forever"
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 24	Posted - 2015.07.04 17:18:00 - [3] - Quote Ah, RDVs. Truly a wonderful and reliable invention. Arkena Wyrnspire aka "British Khorne" - Cross Atu Gallente Guide
DRT 99 RAT PATROL INC. 400	Posted - 2015.07.04 17:22:00 - [4] - Quote the other day i call in a tank rdv rams into the side of a building and procedes to pin my tank between itself and the wall and hump it vigorously for the next 5 minutes.
Immortal John Ripper 27	Posted - 2015.07.04 17:25:00 - [5] - Quote He is an A.I. , not a real person. Thus his feelings are unhurt and he will continue to provide bad service with a preprogrammed smile on his face. Welcome to the future. Officially Quit dust. Now the property of Not Jadek Menaheim.
tal mrak-thanl Corrosive Synergy 1	Posted - 2015.07.04 17:31:00 - [6] - Quote There was one match where the rdv would drop your vehicle from its spawn height. After the second grimsnes exploded upon impact, I proceeded to call in lav BPOs for the rest of the match. Dust 514: the game where it's more fun to watch your **** blow up than actually play. Director - Corrosive Synergy
Sicerly Yaw Corrosive Synergy No Context 497	Posted - 2015.07.04 18:36:00 - [7] - Quote the RDV is a bolas whoever drives it is a mystery but I imagine its helmet bro from league of legends click here if you are making a new account and want some free BPO's
Reallusion GrimSleeper Need Permission to Die LLC 103	Posted - 2015.07.04 19:26:00 - [8] - Quote I think the craziest two experiences I had that were probably once in a lifetime were: 1) He dropped my jeep off on top of a wall in a way that the wheels were on both sides. It was so perfectly placed that even if I were to be able to get to it, I would have just been spinning the wheels... literally. This was before the Super Frog/Kangaroo jumping was introduced. 2) He delivered my dropship upside down. I mean from the second he appeared on the screen, my dropship was upside down. I had to recall it then call it again... zzzzz. click here for a FREE Staff Recruit Assault Rifle BPO + BOOSTER
SHADOWBlood ASSASSIN The Hundred Acre Hood Rise Of Legion. 289	Posted - 2015.07.04 19:40:00 - [9] - Quote The Bolas pilot is almost as good as Mrs. Frizzle at flying school buses "You only need a hundred acres to have one helluva hood" `-Shadow`
TIGER SHARK1501 Savage Bullet RUST415 259	Posted - 2015.07.04 20:41:00 - [10] - Quote DRT 99 wrote: the other day i call in a tank rdv rams into the side of a building and procedes to pin my tank between itself and the wall and hump it vigorously for the next 5 minutes. New Eden love

Ahkhomi Cypher Opus Arcana 922	Posted - 2015.07.04 21:31:00 - [11] - Quote The RDV driver is a Staryu? It makes sense now. Scotty must of gotten it in a trade but he doesn't have the Gym Badges to tame it. If i was CCP I'd tell Scotty to go out and get those badges asap. It would improve the game greatly. Staryu would actually listen. Then he could get it to use watergun and finally grow us some plants. Maybe he could use hydropump and get us a pond. That'd be nice. I like fishing. Maybe we could import some Magicarp to populate the pond!!! That would be amazeballs. Hmmmmm the possibilities. Scotty, i blame you. Bruh
killertojo42 KnightKiller's inc. 176	Posted - 2015.07.04 22:00:00 - [12] - Quote Best ever and happened quite a few times = I call in my vehicle and the RDV comes in like a member of jackass with a nose dive with and blows itself up, vehicle possibly upside down but perfectly fine, first time it did it I was calling in a tank, my heart dropped, then there she was, my beautiful ride safe and sound Because both of us dying as I'm in my nomad BPO is to my benefit rank 10 winmataar
Aidualc LATINOS KILLERS CORP RUST415 375	Posted - 2015.07.04 22:13:00 - [13] - Quote Reallusion GrimSleeper wrote: Scotty.. Myron... whatever his name is that drops off Tanks... He's a prick. Not sure what I did to tick him off but the mofo delivered my 2nd to last tank and wouldn't put it down, he took so long to decide if he was going to do it or not, he and the tank blew up.... literally. Serves him right, glad he's gone... now there is a new pilot to drop off my tanks which is cool. But wait... he has the same name? You mean to tell me this m'r f'r is a clone too!? .... WITH THE SAME ATTITUDE ABOUT LIFE!!!??? OMG. GG. The name is Bolas In spanish "bolas" mean Balls.... -- Ecce Initio -- Tomate Pote -- *Respectu, Honorem, Value, Unionem*******
DAAAA BEAST Corrosive Synergy No Context 2	Posted - 2015.07.04 22:16:00 - [14] - Quote Aidualc wrote: Reallusion GrimSleeper wrote: Scotty.. Myron... whatever his name is that drops off Tanks... He's a prick. Not sure what I did to tick him off but the mofo delivered my 2nd to last tank and wouldn't put it down, he took so long to decide if he was going to do it or not, he and the tank blew up.... literally. Serves him right, glad he's gone... now there is a new pilot to drop off my tanks which is cool. But wait... he has the same name? You mean to tell me this m'r f'r is a clone too!? .... WITH THE SAME ATTITUDE ABOUT LIFE!!!??? OMG. GG. The name is Bolas In spanish "bolas" mean Balls.... The more you know ... how nice of you Aidualc. CEO of Corrosive Synergy Preacher of FUN ,Teacher of LOLs Min Loyalist
Pierced Daddy Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 199	Posted - 2015.07.04 22:30:00 - [15] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: He is an A.I. , not a real person. Thus his feelings are unhurt and he will continue to provide bad service with a preprogrammed smile on his face. Welcome to the future. Especially to the idiots that call in vehicles I'm weird places.
Pierced Daddy Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 199	Posted - 2015.07.04 22:31:00 - [16] - Quote Aidualc wrote: Reallusion GrimSleeper wrote: Scotty.. Myron... whatever his name is that drops off Tanks... He's a prick. Not sure what I did to tick him off but the mofo delivered my 2nd to last tank and wouldn't put it down, he took so long to decide if he was going to do it or not, he and the tank blew up.... literally. Serves him right, glad he's gone... now there is a new pilot to drop off my tanks which is cool. But wait... he has the same name? You mean to tell me this m'r f'r is a clone too!? .... WITH THE SAME ATTITUDE ABOUT LIFE!!!??? OMG. GG. The name is Bolas In spanish "bolas" mean Balls.... Thought that was huevos?
Panthrax Oblivion 327	Posted - 2015.07.04 22:55:00 - [17] - Quote Pierced Daddy wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: He is an A.I. , not a real person. Thus his feelings are unhurt and he will continue to provide bad service with a preprogrammed smile on his face. Welcome to the future. Especially to the idiots that call in vehicles I'm weird places. Well call em anywhere we can. 3/4 of the map is 'inaccessible' (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! Turbo controller sissies
SILENTSAM 69 KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion. 784	Posted - 2015.07.04 23:06:00 - [18] - Quote I can't find it anymore, but there use to be a great MEME about Vlad the drunken RDV Pilot.


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