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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.07.01 02:55:00 -
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Listen here you!
For a long time, I have held back. I have held back my utmost weirdness, my utmost insanity, my undying pancakes...And that intense weirdness has been called into question...
Balistyc Farshot wrote:VAHZZ wrote:danthrax martin wrote:... And everyone thought VAHZZ was weird... Oh, i love you, you think this is weirder than me... Oh the things i could show you... Vahzz! Pants back on! There are children. That's not loco, that's being cavalier with your finances and not getting your free desert. Loco Vahzz
You think you have seen just how weird I can be? I was born in weirdness my friends. Unlike GJR, I am not the embodiment of absolute trollness. I am just a humble king, trying to make his way and smash some bananas.
Now, Llast made the call for me to unleash the full spectrum. AND I AM GOING DEEP! He wants to be vahzzled!
Very deep.
I am top percentage son! Just like a certain Pokemon.
My Capsulated, mechanical bed-ridden parental unit taught me to be the best merc I can be. I said: "Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?" My answer? "When you think about it, the brain named itself...."
That blew my freaking mind, because I didn't know that a brain could eat a sal-ad, let alone go about naming itself after a crustacean. Speaking of vegetables, did you know that Pac-Man is a horrible motivational speaker? I am super serious here guys.
Now, I don't know about you guys, but this Scout doesn't just fly in a giant flying cucumber because he likes it. Why do they have to be cucumbers anyway? Why can't we have flying pancakes, aren't we suppose to be aliens? Why can't we have flying pancakes like in all those movies? That noise looks tight son. Yet here we are, flying in a fraggin cucumber like we are in the Veggie Tales. All I ask for is one pancake, preferably golden like the Amarr. Call it the Amarr Giant Pancake, or AGP, Agappa that pappa soppa. No dappa? I don't know. I am almost certain the Matari flying machine is going to be a roll of ductape and some kind of rusted metal bacon strip. Or something.
I trust Rattati's judgement when it comes to those things, I am sure he likes pancakes and bacon as much as the next guy. Unless he is a vegetable... |
VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.07.01 03:08:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:Shoot scout servers with yes.
But can they waterslide doe? |
VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.07.01 03:42:00 -
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The Eristic wrote:The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
This life...
Which had been the tomb of his virtue, and of his honor, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard of no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. |
VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.07.01 19:06:00 -
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Fristname Family name wrote:Your not even crazy mate... get ADD or ADHD and drink 3L of red cordial straight and go into a shopping center dressed in a MLP suit and then you can be crazy......
I have ADD, but I won't do that stupid ****. That isn't crazy, that is stupid. |
VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.07.01 20:05:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:You think you are going to out-weird me, princess cupcake?! I was shitposting when you were a tickle in your daddy's hammerpants. If you want to ride this unicycle you better bring a bag lunch!
You must be asking for a lickin baby doll. I have already spanked that kumquat before, and you asking for more? I will shiit all over this shitpost and fling it around town to the sound of music. If you want to ride the pogostick, that bag lunch ain't gonna be the only thing that will be thrown down. Like mown, going to town on this miserable frown, lookin like Manny Pacquio with a upside down tubba gown. You want a piece of this Bobby Brown!? |
VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.07.01 21:20:00 -
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You are trying too hard, and not succeeding. |
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