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Her Chosen Grade No.2 327	Posted - 2015.06.24 18:26:00 - [1] - Quote If I take any gun in the game, and I miss my shots 6m to the right or left. I'm called a scrub, and most likely will lose my gunfight, and die... But anyone with a massdriver is awarded damage for missing, and an automatic clone termination... When will CCP balance guns and stop catering to noobs and only rewarding bad players? That dark cloud Latest Upload
Deputy Ivanna JakinUnoff US Border Patrol 244	Posted - 2015.06.24 18:36:00 - [2] - Quote Her Chosen wrote: If I take any gun in the game, and I miss my shots 6m to the right or left. I'm called a scrub, and most likely will lose my gunfight, and die... But anyone with a massdriver is awarded damage for missing, and an automatic clone termination... When will CCP balance guns and stop catering to noobs and only rewarding bad players? Lol You must be talking about Masha. A little Japanese woman that killed 8213 and he sent her hate mail. You really are pathetic sh!t bag. Git gud skrub. And she was probably drinking. You got no gun game b!tch. Killed by a drunken Japanese sweetheart woman. Get some gun game and drink Quafe fgt I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve. McLovin for CPBM2
JJ'S Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic 123	Posted - 2015.06.24 18:42:00 - [3] - Quote Her Chosen wrote: If I take any gun in the game, and I miss my shots 6m to the right or left. I'm called a scrub, and most likely will lose my gunfight, and die... But anyone with a massdriver is awarded damage for missing, and an automatic clone termination... When will CCP balance guns and stop catering to noobs and only rewarding bad players? 1) You gun has Aim assist. Like this ----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qZ4LG8lGY 6 m to the right or left doesn't matter because Aim assist carries you. Net code will make this result varry. 2) Do your bullets have travel time?With the Mass driver you fire and you have to account for where the player is going to be, Not where they are... Even forge gun you just wait until your crosshair is red then let go insta kill... Doesn't even matter if they move, the server registers it as a hit. 3) How long can you survive when you fire a flare in the air to let everyone know where you are and have potentially 12+ aim assisted hit scan weapons at you? Go try and use a mass driver exclusively for a night.... See if you can even go ISK positive with a decent KD/R. 4) this game is ******... Why would you take it seriously? CCP Shanghai doesn't give a ** about building a solid game, they started Development of DUST 514 within a month of Planetside 2... There isn't anything you can compare the quality of work from planetside 2 to DUST 514 except DUST's core concept which had nothing to do with CCP shanghai. One of the biggest fail studios in gaming to date. Now the entire studio is goofing around with VR applications for a device that will cost the average consumer 800-1500 dollars, so largely a niche hardware platform that a majority of gamers won't use or experience for 5-10 years. Screw this game and join the rest of the Dust veteran population on the PS4 playing Elder Scrolls online in massive PVP battles of 300 vs 300 vs 300, in the size of battles that CCP originally tricked a group of consumers into being able to produce using their EVE online resume, but weren't even capable of building a consistent hit detection system.
Deputy Ivanna JakinUnoff US Border Patrol 245	Posted - 2015.06.24 18:43:00 - [4] - Quote Lol so your aim is so bad that you are missing targets by 19.85 ft. Good to know. 6 m = 19.85 almost 20 feet. And you are complain about mass drivers. Lol get bent I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve. McLovin for CPBM2
Varoth Drac Dead Man's Game 1	Posted - 2015.06.24 18:46:00 - [5] - Quote Whining about mass drivers HTFU.
Ablerober Gun Sandwich 331	Posted - 2015.06.24 18:47:00 - [6] - Quote Her Chosen wrote: If I take any gun in the game, and I miss my shots 6m to the right or left. I'm called a scrub, and most likely will lose my gunfight, and die... But anyone with a massdriver is awarded damage for missing, and an automatic clone termination... When will CCP balance guns and stop catering to noobs and only rewarding bad players? I've only ever seen you in battle with a mass driver...
Deputy Ivanna JakinUnoff US Border Patrol 245	Posted - 2015.06.24 19:23:00 - [7] - Quote Lol looks like the only thing that is hilarious is the abortion known as 8213. Get gaped fgt I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve. McLovin for CPBM2
Jammer Jalapeno Dox You. Proficiency V. 243	Posted - 2015.06.24 19:29:00 - [8] - Quote Remember the Grub Grub ahahahaha MmMmMm Glitter
A Lousy Gamer Acid Tech. 303 8	Posted - 2015.06.24 19:32:00 - [9] - Quote Deputy Ivanna JakinUnoff wrote: Lol so your aim is so bad that you are missing targets by 19.85 ft. Good to know. 6 m = 19.85 almost 20 feet. And you are complain about mass drivers. Lol get bent Who is bent ? is he related to Ben dOver ? Enter the void...
Scheneighnay McBob Penumbra or something 7	Posted - 2015.06.24 21:46:00 - [10] - Quote You may be able to shotgun a MD, but what range are you accurate at against stationary or moving targets? Takes much more skill to get more range out of it than any of your hitscan weapons do. Not caring about KD

Viktor Hadah Jr Negative-Impact Back and Forth 8	Posted - 2015.06.24 21:52:00 - [11] - Quote rating this thread half a star out of five Vote Viktor Hadah for CPM2 or i'll hurt you. CBM In the CPM Get Dust ISK Here
Zan Azikuchi G.R.A.V.E The Ditanian Alliance 114	Posted - 2015.06.24 21:54:00 - [12] - Quote Deputy Ivanna JakinUnoff wrote: Her Chosen wrote: If I take any gun in the game, and I miss my shots 6m to the right or left. I'm called a scrub, and most likely will lose my gunfight, and die... But anyone with a massdriver is awarded damage for missing, and an automatic clone termination... When will CCP balance guns and stop catering to noobs and only rewarding bad players? Lol You must be talking about Masha. A little Japanese woman that killed 8213 and he sent her hate mail. You really are pathetic sh!t bag. Git gud skrub. And she was probably drinking. You got no gun game b!tch. Killed by a drunken Japanese sweetheart woman. Get some gun game and drink Quafe fgt Wait, a drunken Japanese sweetheart? Do you have her number? When there is light, shadow's lurk and fear reign's... Yet by the blade of knight's, mankind, was given hope.
LT SHANKS You In The Nutz 5	Posted - 2015.06.24 22:45:00 - [13] - Quote This thread sucks.
Deputy Ivanna JakinUnoff US Border Patrol 258	Posted - 2015.06.24 22:47:00 - [14] - Quote Zan Azikuchi wrote: Deputy Ivanna JakinUnoff wrote: Her Chosen wrote: If I take any gun in the game, and I miss my shots 6m to the right or left. I'm called a scrub, and most likely will lose my gunfight, and die... But anyone with a massdriver is awarded damage for missing, and an automatic clone termination... When will CCP balance guns and stop catering to noobs and only rewarding bad players? Lol You must be talking about Masha. A little Japanese woman that killed 8213 and he sent her hate mail. You really are pathetic sh!t bag. Git gud skrub. And she was probably drinking. You got no gun game b!tch. Killed by a drunken Japanese sweetheart woman. Get some gun game and drink Quafe fgt Wait, a drunken Japanese sweetheart? Do you have her number? Sorry bruh, she is scared of tiny p3nises I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve. McLovin for CPBM2
axis alpha Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation 727	Posted - 2015.06.25 01:00:00 - [15] - Quote MD has been adjusted so many times. Its a low rof weapon with very limited ammo. Its in a good place. Avoid it or don't go into closed off tight places.... I cut you up so bad.... You gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
Yokal Bob Dead Man's Game 1	Posted - 2015.06.25 01:57:00 - [16] - Quote Do you know what a mass driver is? Area Denial Does its job, move on Vote Dust for PS4
Her Chosen Grade No.2 330	Posted - 2015.06.26 01:20:00 - [17] - Quote Yokal Bob wrote: Do you know what a mass driver is? Area Denial Does its job, move on That's simply not true. It is a capable offensive weapon. And as far as "area of denial" if it can single handed deny objectives, because of splash damage then it's unbalanced. So you're own argument is invalid. For objective gamemodes, spam wins. Mass driver spamis the most capable, becuase it terminates clones automatically. MDs were addressed long ago, and rightfully nerfed into balance... but as usual scrubs complained until they were buffed again. Sorry, but any weapon that allows that many shots and can cause damage for missing is rewarding scrubs. Its called a "NOOB TUBE" for a reason, and when other games of the past learned and nerfed their use, CCP makes it the mos effective one ever created in FPS history. That dark cloud Latest Upload
Georgia Xavier Y.A.M.A.H No Context 744	Posted - 2015.06.26 01:40:00 - [18] - Quote Viktor Hadah Jr wrote: rating this thread half a star out of five Why bother rating? Last time this dude was complaining about the hmg. OP is an idiot Click me
jordy mack WarRavens 569	Posted - 2015.06.26 03:02:00 - [19] - Quote Her Chosen wrote: Yokal Bob wrote: Do you know what a mass driver is? Area Denial Does its job, move on That's simply not true. It is a capable offensive weapon. And as far as "area of denial" if it can single handed deny objectives, because of splash damage then it's unbalanced. So you're own argument is invalid. For objective gamemodes, spam wins. Mass driver spamis the most capable, becuase it terminates clones automatically. MDs were addressed long ago, and rightfully nerfed into balance... but as usual scrubs complained until they were buffed again. Sorry, but any weapon that allows that many shots and can cause damage for missing is rewarding scrubs. Its called a "NOOB TUBE" for a reason, and when other games of the past learned and nerfed their use, CCP makes it the mos effective one ever created in FPS history. apology accepted. now shut up and drop me another hive. my noobtoob is hungry :) Less QQ more PewPew
Scheneighnay McBob Penumbra or something 7	Posted - 2015.06.26 03:39:00 - [20] - Quote Btw: if you're using a mass driver, and you shots miss 6m to the right, it still won't hit them. So this thread is about how you're mad about missing with a mass driver. Not caring about KD

SHADOWBlood ASSASSIN The Hundred Acre Hood Rise Of Legion. 252	Posted - 2015.06.26 03:41:00 - [21] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: Btw: if you're using a mass driver, and you shots miss 6m to the right, it still won't hit them. So this thread is about how you're mad about missing with a mass driver. Lewl, this ^^^^^^^ "You only need a hundred acres to have one helluva hood" `-Shadow`
Reign Omega T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K 1	Posted - 2015.06.26 03:44:00 - [22] - Quote Her Chosen wrote: Yokal Bob wrote: Do you know what a mass driver is? Area Denial Does its job, move on That's simply not true. It is a capable offensive weapon. And as far as "area of denial" if it can single handed deny objectives, because of splash damage then it's unbalanced. So you're own argument is invalid. For objective gamemodes, spam wins. Mass driver spamis the most capable, becuase it terminates clones automatically. MDs were addressed long ago, and rightfully nerfed into balance... but as usual scrubs complained until they were buffed again. Sorry, but any weapon that allows that many shots and can cause damage for missing is rewarding scrubs. Its called a "NOOB TUBE" for a reason, and when other games of the past learned and nerfed their use, CCP makes it the mos effective one ever created in FPS history. I dunno, I can hit ppl 50_60 meters out from low ground up some stairs. Jordan... 4th quarter. (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
Pocket Rocket Girl Psygod9 457	Posted - 2015.06.26 04:15:00 - [23] - Quote Her Chosen wrote: MDs were addressed long ago, and rightfully nerfed into balance... but as usual scrubs complained until they were buffed again. Sorry, but any weapon that allows that many shots and can cause damage for missing is rewarding scrubs. Its called a "NOOB TUBE" for a reason, and when other games of the past learned and nerfed their use, CCP makes it the mos effective one ever created in FPS history. Balanced? oh you mean the balanced nerf of the times when the MD rounds went through the floor of the game or didnt explode upon impact and cant forget firing just to have the round come out of the tube 3 seconds after oh oh and cant forget the times when the round would just dissapear in mid-air but of course the scrubs complained and got it buffed with a lower chambered ammo count with the splash range as well as the damage reduction oh and the ROF decrease i think im forgetting one more buff but i could be wrong but then again im just a cow ......ummm Moo? Have garbage gun game? Throw a Core.
MINA Longstrike Kirjuun Heiian 3	Posted - 2015.06.26 04:27:00 - [24] - Quote 8213, you overreact all the time about dumb stuff. Earlier today in FW you were throwing a tantrum about lag on research lab. I ask you to chill for a second while I explain that the research lab 'lag' gets worse as you repeatedly enter or exit the socket and as you switch suits, because it fills your cache. You proceed to throw a tantrum like i've told you there is no such thing as research lab lag, and go on a long diatribe about how 'it's not in pc it shouldn't be anywhere ever blahblahblah'. It's a ***ing videogame, get some perspective. Don't throw tantrums like a child over comms or on the forums because no one cares or wants to hear it. No one is interested in your opinions* on what requires skill or doesn't, or how big your e-peen is compared to theirs because you don't partake of badwrongfun like they do. Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian. I have a few alts.
LUGMOS Corrosive Synergy No Context 4	Posted - 2015.06.26 04:45:00 - [25] - Quote Mina Longstrike wrote: 8213, you overreact all the time about dumb stuff. Earlier today in FW you were throwing a tantrum about lag on research lab. I ask you to chill for a second while I explain that the research lab 'lag' gets worse as you repeatedly enter or exit the socket and as you switch suits, because it fills your cache. You proceed to throw a tantrum like i've told you there is no such thing as research lab lag, and go on a long diatribe about how 'it's not in pc it shouldn't be anywhere ever blahblahblah'. It's a ***ing videogame, get some perspective. Don't throw tantrums like a child over comms or on the forums because no one cares or wants to hear it. No one is interested in your opinions* on what requires skill or doesn't, or how big your e-peen is compared to theirs because you don't partake of badwrongfun like they do. Everyone hates the lag facility, so I se him there... Just don't go on a rant over comms... I am guilty of scrubbery over comms as well, it pisses people off. As for mass driver being scrubby: lol If can't kill fast enough to do much, can't clear entrenched heavies very efficiently either... So... Sniper Rifles are for Nitrogenous Dioxide Borons I am the Anti-FoTM
Jack the Rlpper TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS No Context 199	Posted - 2015.06.26 04:55:00 - [26] - Quote Their both ******* idiots. I have maxed out Md plus minmando and i use the the assault md that thing sucks ass even with 17% more damage so complaining about the md is just funny. n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç n++pâçGòÉS+Ç
Tech Ohm Eaven Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 1	Posted - 2015.06.26 06:15:00 - [27] - Quote Her Chosen wrote: Yokal Bob wrote: Do you know what a mass driver is? Area Denial Does its job, move on That's simply not true. It is a capable offensive weapon. And as far as "area of denial" if it can single handed deny objectives, because of splash damage then it's unbalanced. So you're own argument is invalid. For objective gamemodes, spam wins. Mass driver spamis the most capable, becuase it terminates clones automatically. MDs were addressed long ago, and rightfully nerfed into balance... but as usual scrubs complained until they were buffed again. Sorry, but any weapon that allows that many shots and can cause damage for missing is rewarding scrubs. Its called a "NOOB TUBE" for a reason, and when other games of the past learned and nerfed their use, CCP makes it the mos effective one ever created in FPS history. How many other weapons punish you with self termination ? Git gud scrub
Her Chosen Grade No.2 333	Posted - 2015.06.26 23:39:00 - [28] - Quote Tech Ohm Eaven wrote: Her Chosen wrote: Yokal Bob wrote: Do you know what a mass driver is? Area Denial Does its job, move on That's simply not true. It is a capable offensive weapon. And as far as "area of denial" if it can single handed deny objectives, because of splash damage then it's unbalanced. So you're own argument is invalid. For objective gamemodes, spam wins. Mass driver spamis the most capable, becuase it terminates clones automatically. MDs were addressed long ago, and rightfully nerfed into balance... but as usual scrubs complained until they were buffed again. Sorry, but any weapon that allows that many shots and can cause damage for missing is rewarding scrubs. Its called a "NOOB TUBE" for a reason, and when other games of the past learned and nerfed their use, CCP makes it the mos effective one ever created in FPS history. How many other weapons punish you with self termination ? Git gud scrub SCR, Laser Rifle, and FG & PLC if you screw up with it... REs, nades, flaylock... crashing a vehicle... need I go on? How many questions do you ask before thinking them all the way through? That dark cloud Latest Upload


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