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MCLOVIN619
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Posted - 2015.06.18 05:38:00 -
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HI, Im mclovin you may know me as the tk'ing guy in fw that one guy that hates you or you may be my friend (doubtful)
im gonna run for cbm and i'll try my best to do stuff and not care about how you feel and if you complain ill tk you because your opinon doent matter except for when you vote for me...my manhood is very small compared to a acorn and that motivates me to be the very best I can, my mother always told me you are a nobody and you have no friends well today im here to confirm that as the well known BON'S shotgun enthusiast D4GG3R, is my running partner and ive talked to ratatie about my opinion on the matter and he 100% aggrees that pc is fine the way it is. ALSO min assaults are to good atm so he is going to take them out of the game and if you are skilled into it you will be unable to earn sp until your corporation owns 5% or more of Molden Heath.
This is the plan that ratatie has in place that will make corps get into pc more, the payout will also be reduced to only salage and if you get a kill on a teammate you will be duducted 500k isk and will multiply by 2 for every kill and will carry over to all future pc's and if you have ever used a core nade in a pc you will instantly be ducducted 200 skill point for every grenade thrown
In hopes to lighten the mood here's a recipe on how to make crack LINK.
I personally think these changes will greatly improve the players attitude and skill and while multiple corporation and figureheads in dust may be trying to put their forceful hand on you and forcing you to play your hand you have to fight it no matter how good it feels....and then you need to satisfy the amarr assaults and we will be removing the overheat on the combat rifle when used by the amarr assault btw, in the new patch that this will be coming in after every shot the combat rifle will overheat and explode in your hands and parts will be scatered over the map and you an 3 others will need to find and attach the gun parts to exodia the forbidden one after you find phyduck and ask him where to go to find waldo's crack recipe LINK.
As many of you know many people biggest fear in dust is that the armour suits will become overpowered and overused so whatwe will do to counteract this will be to take out all the shields in the game and replace them with armour hardeners and then we will also be nerfing the scout so that the cloak only allows you to move 2.5 m/s when cloaked
NOW regarding tanks we will now be taking away the main turret so that the only way to shoot is to have passengers because once you get n the drivers seat you cant leave until you die and the only way to drive the tanks are using the new pilots that will allow the user to hover while in the tank for a short time. And the only way to pilot a proto tank is to have 2 people in the tank with you At ALL times otherwise it will blow up...While basic tanks require 3 players to operate but on the bright side if you dont comply you get immidiatly kicked and banned from using PSN. Minmatar and Amarr tanks will never get out so #BeNT
Ads's wil now act as ground vehicles and the only way to move them is by rolling them. And Proto ads's will be deployed soon ...Once deployed said proto ads's will become immobile and the only way to move them is by a crane. LINK.
Heavy's and hmg's will be turned into stationary turrets and will only have 30 seconds to position themselves. All reps will be removed from heavy suits and ALL reps will be recieved by a logi. To keep the need for heavy's all medium frame suits will now be unable to carry a weapon. The new repair tool distance will now be moved to 2 meters so now with the minmatar logi at 5 you will be able to go 3 whole meters away from your target (DATS 9 FEET) Also with the new shitgun being introduced as a jetpack ALL logi will be able to fly as long as you have a shotgun on your logi you will be able to fly though as long as a logi fly heavys will sink to death.
He anticipates my apology like he can read my mind, grasping that my guilt still makes me feel unworthy. I canGÇÖt help feeling like I have so much to make up for. I make a mental note to apply myself to coming up with ways to show him how much I regret our separation and how much I love and trust him.
When heGÇÖs certain that IGÇÖm reassured he breaks away. He brushes the hair off my face, GÇ£you hungry?GÇ¥ his gaze is soft with love.
I grin, glad that I can tell him yes and bat my eyelashes coquettishly at him, GÇ£starving!GÇ¥
His expression is the picture of excitement, taking joy in the simple pleasure of looking after me by feeding my body. GÇ£IGÇÖll call room service. While we wait we can take a shower.GÇ¥
When he finishes the call he spanks my dozing behind, GÇ£up you get sleepyhead.GÇ¥ I watch him walk away, itGÇÖs the first time I get an opportunity to have a good look at him. HeGÇÖs in magnificent shape and at least ten pounds heavier but itGÇÖs all pure muscle GÇô flexing and cording tantalizingly as he moves. HeGÇÖs obviously working out more. Yummee, IGÇÖm a lucky, lucky girl.
I pad across the room to the bathroom and join him in the cascading water. IGÇÖm grateful for the steam that hides my shy blush at being so naked in front of him. I donGÇÖt know if IGÇÖll ever be as comfortable in my skin as he is. He doesnGÇÖt turn immediately and I get a fantastic view of the perfect triangle of his back. Both hands are in his hair massaging shampoo into his scalp, making his biceps bulge and my satiety disappears along with my shyness. "excerpt from 50 shades of grey chapter 18"
Now while many of you may not agree with the above mentioned chages they are needed for the survival of this game.I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve.
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman. #MCD4GDEATH2014
This is my annoucement.
Hotter then Anna Kendrick http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W5uX3zCyKzc
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MCLOVIN619
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Posted - 2015.06.18 12:59:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:MRS McLovin wrote:VAHZZ wrote:While your pronouncement is pretty extraordinary, I have but 1 question. This is make or break for my vote.
What is your view on tunnel snakes? Sir, I'm sure I speak for him when I say tunnel snakes rule. I'm going to ask him to have tunnel snakes declared a protected species and given special funding. Thank you and don't forget to vote for McLovin for cpbm2. God bless Did he show you his tunnel snake?
My uncle make me show him mine if that counts
I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve.
McLovin for CPBM2
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MCLOVIN619
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Posted - 2015.06.18 16:43:00 -
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MRS McLovin wrote:Bri Bub wrote:MRS McLovin wrote:Bri Bub wrote:Crack link didn't work- PLEASE FIX! I am sorry to inform you that after consulting with our team, I don't believe it would be wise or safe to place an actual link to making crack. If you wish to do drugs, please just smoke weed. It is much safer. Just another slick-talking CPBM politico and his team of white washers... I'll have you know I intend to add crack to my weed regimen and I am going to find out one damn way or another! I apologize and hope you don't hold that against us. You should let us pay for rehab for you or atleast let us kick you some weed money? Please dont forget to vote for McLovin for CPBM2
If you would like to represent me you will have to add my signature....btw message me in game
I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve.
McLovin for CPBM2
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MCLOVIN619
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Posted - 2015.06.20 05:12:00 -
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MRS McLovin wrote:Happy birthday Bae
Please don't forget to vote for McLovin for cpbm2
The one and only true candidate
Who's birthday is it?
I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve.
McLovin for CPBM2
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