Recently I've been reading a lot of people using the phrase "I don't care" and other phrases like it. But these people truly don't understand the meaning of this phrase.

The problem with this saying is that when you say you don't care, you're actually showing the world of dust nerds you do care. So in the spirit of not giving a damn, I'm going to give enough of a damn to make an official guide to not giving a damn.

Step 1: Not giving a crap is an art form. You have to show and prove you don't care, not just say it. Therefore, find the most annoying, scrubby tactic you can think of... and spam the living crap out of it. I've been mentioned by many as one of the best pilots of this game, do you think I devoted so much time and SP into ADS because I thought it was fun and engaging waste of my real life? Well, a little, but I did mainly because I could count how many people I pissed off enough to want me dead per match.

Step 2: Gun game. Have absolutely none of this, but find crafts that still make you annoyingly effective to those who have it. Face it people, gun game is for people who send hate mail, not for those who receive it.

Step 3: Insults towards your alliance. I'm truly amazed people even care about their alliances, but if you're the type to do so, you'll want to ignore these. If you can't, just change the subject. Talk about your baking skills, or good deals you find in grocery store magazines.

Step 4: Insults towards your corp. If you're anything like me, you'll take insults towards your corp or your own guys personally. Thankfully the FA.gs have reached a stage of not giving a **** as high as mine. So... just let your own guys do their thing.

Step 5: Insults towards yourself. If someone insults you, just own it. Usually you'll probably be called a scrub, the best thing is to just admit it, and move on sucking. The next thing you can do is if they decide to be creative about their hate, put it in your sig and wear it with pride. See my sig for example.

Step 6: Emergency not giving a damn procedures. In these situations where all else fails, your next step is simple.
All you need do is reminisce about the biggest monster dump you ever took. Dust players love reliving heroic dumps for some reason, and by telling your crap story, you will be honored in mead halls/parents basements all over the world. And it will be sung into legend, such as the tale of the crap so large, it had to be scooped out to be flushed in pieces.

Next thing if this fails is to talk about painful funny stories. Whether you deserved it or not is irrelevant, it is still a tale to be told. Mine was when I was in middle school. In one classroom I went in during lunch, they were painting bits of PVC for "lightsaber battles", and I was there because I had nothing to do until next class. I was laying down on the floor, chillin', when all of a sudden, a little petite girl my age takes some PVC and smashes me in the cubes with it. I was on the ground practicing girls choir for five minutes.

And if all of this fails, just blame it on modern television, they're the real villains.

So now you have a comprehensive guide on not giving a damn, use it well. I broke my not giving a crap policy to bring this to you.

Recently I've been reading a lot of people using the phrase "I don't care" and other phrases like it. But these people truly don't understand the meaning of this phrase.

The problem with this saying is that when you say you don't care, you're actually showing the world of dust nerds you do care. So in the spirit of not giving a damn, I'm going to give enough of a damn to make an official guide to not giving a damn.

Step 1: Not giving a crap is an art form. You have to show and prove you don't care, not just say it. Therefore, find the most annoying, scrubby tactic you can think of... and spam the living crap out of it. I've been mentioned by many as one of the best pilots of this game, do you think I devoted so much time and SP into ADS because I thought it was fun and engaging waste of my real life? Well, a little, but I did mainly because I could count how many people I pissed off enough to want me dead per match.

Step 2: Gun game. Have absolutely none of this, but find crafts that still make you annoyingly effective to those who have it. Face it people, gun game is for people who send hate mail, not for those who receive it.

Step 3: Insults towards your alliance. I'm truly amazed people even care about their alliances, but if you're the type to do so, you'll want to ignore these. If you can't, just change the subject. Talk about your baking skills, or good deals you find in grocery store magazines.

Step 4: Insults towards your corp. If you're anything like me, you'll take insults towards your corp or your own guys personally. Thankfully the FA.gs have reached a stage of not giving a **** as high as mine. So... just let your own guys do their thing.

Step 5: Insults towards yourself. If someone insults you, just own it. Usually you'll probably be called a scrub, the best thing is to just admit it, and move on sucking. The next thing you can do is if they decide to be creative about their hate, put it in your sig and wear it with pride. See my sig for example.

Step 6: Emergency not giving a damn procedures. In these situations where all else fails, your next step is simple.
All you need do is reminisce about the biggest monster dump you ever took. Dust players love reliving heroic dumps for some reason, and by telling your crap story, you will be honored in mead halls/parents basements all over the world. And it will be sung into legend, such as the tale of the crap so large, it had to be scooped out to be flushed in pieces.

Next thing if this fails is to talk about painful funny stories. Whether you deserved it or not is irrelevant, it is still a tale to be told. Mine was when I was in middle school. In one classroom I went in during lunch, they were painting bits of PVC for "lightsaber battles", and I was there because I had nothing to do until next class. I was laying down on the floor, chillin', when all of a sudden, a little petite girl my age takes some PVC and smashes me in the cubes with it. I was on the ground practicing girls choir for five minutes.

And if all of this fails, just blame it on modern television, they're the real villains.

So now you have a comprehensive guide on not giving a damn, use it well. I broke my not giving a crap policy to bring this to you.

Get off of Derriths account Black Ice

Recently I've been reading a lot of people using the phrase "I don't care" and other phrases like it. But these people truly don't understand the meaning of this phrase.

The problem with this saying is that when you say you don't care, you're actually showing the world of dust nerds you do care. So in the spirit of not giving a damn, I'm going to give enough of a damn to make an official guide to not giving a damn.

Step 1: Not giving a crap is an art form. You have to show and prove you don't care, not just say it. Therefore, find the most annoying, scrubby tactic you can think of... and spam the living crap out of it. I've been mentioned by many as one of the best pilots of this game, do you think I devoted so much time and SP into ADS because I thought it was fun and engaging waste of my real life? Well, a little, but I did mainly because I could count how many people I pissed off enough to want me dead per match.

Step 2: Gun game. Have absolutely none of this, but find crafts that still make you annoyingly effective to those who have it. Face it people, gun game is for people who send hate mail, not for those who receive it.

Step 3: Insults towards your alliance. I'm truly amazed people even care about their alliances, but if you're the type to do so, you'll want to ignore these. If you can't, just change the subject. Talk about your baking skills, or good deals you find in grocery store magazines.

Step 4: Insults towards your corp. If you're anything like me, you'll take insults towards your corp or your own guys personally. Thankfully the FA.gs have reached a stage of not giving a **** as high as mine. So... just let your own guys do their thing.

Step 5: Insults towards yourself. If someone insults you, just own it. Usually you'll probably be called a scrub, the best thing is to just admit it, and move on sucking. The next thing you can do is if they decide to be creative about their hate, put it in your sig and wear it with pride. See my sig for example.

Step 6: Emergency not giving a damn procedures. In these situations where all else fails, your next step is simple.
All you need do is reminisce about the biggest monster dump you ever took. Dust players love reliving heroic dumps for some reason, and by telling your crap story, you will be honored in mead halls/parents basements all over the world. And it will be sung into legend, such as the tale of the crap so large, it had to be scooped out to be flushed in pieces.

Next thing if this fails is to talk about painful funny stories. Whether you deserved it or not is irrelevant, it is still a tale to be told. Mine was when I was in middle school. In one classroom I went in during lunch, they were painting bits of PVC for "lightsaber battles", and I was there because I had nothing to do until next class. I was laying down on the floor, chillin', when all of a sudden, a little petite girl my age takes some PVC and smashes me in the cubes with it. I was on the ground practicing girls choir for five minutes.

And if all of this fails, just blame it on modern television, they're the real villains.

So now you have a comprehensive guide on not giving a damn, use it well. I broke my not giving a crap policy to bring this to you.

and this is why I can never hate you guys, you just gotta love the FA.gs they know whats up.

here is to not giving a sheeeaaatt

Lmao.

For just saying, "Stop caring about pointless ****." That was a lot of care shown to just say a simple line.

I could of said so much here about the content, most of it is repeated from other threads made by a certain poster who is account sharing with several people in the War room right now, and if anyone cared to ticket and ask CCP to check, i know up to 4 people who'd be permanently banned from both forum and game.

But yea, caring, who needs it? :D :D

Lmao.

For just saying, "Stop caring about pointless ****." That was a lot of care shown to just say a simple line.

I could of said so much here about the content, most of it is repeated from other threads made by a certain poster who is account sharing with several people in the War room right now, and if anyone cared to ticket and ask CCP to check, i know up to 4 people who'd be permanently banned from both forum and game.

But yea, caring, who needs it? :D :D

Meh.

You're an idiot.

It seems like this same person often comments on their own thread using multiple accounts...... But who cares right?:p

One time? Remember when you accused me of being Juandeer Woman?! This is a recurring thing. :(

We know that's not true, Juandeer woman is hotter and doesn't sound like a squeaker

Heh?n+ên++-ën++n+ë

HEY HEY Listen here! I will out you!

U want sum fuk?

Listen here sista, don't be threatening me. I'm not the one that was banging my brother. I will rowshambow ya fir it. D4gs has already made me come out of the closet.

You want to know what 0 kills = A nonexistent KDR. :)

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LOL wow you really outted my there private D1ck. Come on Ice get on your game gurl and off them digital d!cks.

You couldnt mind fuk your way out of a wet paper bag. I got the message all right. Your troll game is terribad.

I was trying to be nice when I said gurl. I could have said 12 yr old lil boy. Your voice is more fitting for that.

Digital ducks arent your thing? I didnt know heimy had a duck. How small is ramps duck? Sotas Duck?

GTFO here lil duck sucker. GG Gurl

You couldnt mind fuk your way out of a wet paper bag. I got the message all right. Your troll game is terribad.

I was trying to be nice when I said gurl. I could have said 12 yr old lil boy. Your voice is more fitting for that.

Digital ducks arent your thing? I didnt know heimy had a duck. How small is ramps duck? Sotas Duck?

GTFO here lil duck sucker. GG Gurl

Btw, SoTa and Rampy both have cats.

the FA.g way, if you fail at troll, play old mcdonald had a farm, e, i, e, i, oooooooooo. And on that farm he had a duck, e,i,e,i,ooooh!

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no wonder you guys play that, putting that song on my karaoke machine.

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/18/18789d1b0c49e1a76b82873c62416aad1b182653527eb8c9d992be5e4ee56a3e.jpg

QUACK QUACK Motherf_cker

Let me know when you're done sucking my Duck.