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Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2015.06.10 05:28:00 -
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Good evening fellow young people,
I wish to announce that I too shall be running for CPM YC117. My platform is a simple one, and one that I will endeavor to see through to completion so that this outstanding and level-headed community that we have so carefully built shall flourish in the years to come. Though it consists of multiple dynamic tasks, these all contribute to what I have determined to be an ideal environment for future mercenaries to thrive. They are as follows:
1) Make one consistent fighter jet thread. Though this thread shall be sticky-ed and genuinely filled with rational and well thought out suggestions and requests, I will venture to maintain an atmosphere of outright denial of the fact that such features will ever find their place in DUST 514 while tastefully maintaining a culture of "but what if?...."
2) Lore-specific citizenship tests to join empires in FW. Never again will all twelve active roleplayers on this forum be forced to endure a cringe worthy outcry for freedom by an under educated twelve year old Gallente marine, nor the zealous rants of Paladins who take themselves to be cheap Gamesworkshop gold-encrusted wannabes. Now before you can ever hope to fight for your ideals you must take a comprehensive knowledge exam that will test your understanding of no less than five canon EVE Online short stories. FINALLY!
3) We all know that power cores are going to be a thing, so can we please stop talking about them? I'm confident that left to their own devices the development team at CCP Shanghai will forge a balanced and effective product and pestering them with incessant input will only detract from their status-quo of perfection.
4) Relay information on Project Legion to the community as it is announced, in full detail.
5) Remove all recoil on rail based technology. Magnets do not have kick-back, neither should my weapons.
6) Comments on the forum will no longer be given special consideration based on the amount of likes collected by the user who posts them.
Though I know the challenges are apparent, with your support I aim to set my sights laser-focus on the tasks ahead. As always, thank you for your consideration.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Confirmed Badguy Cera YC116--
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SLENDER M4N
Xer Cloud Consortium
546
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Posted - 2015.06.10 05:42:00 -
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0/10 Would not vote
Jadek! I have kidnapped one of your alts! Pay the ransom or you'll never see him again!
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Thaddeus Reynolds
Facepunch Security
290
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Posted - 2015.06.10 05:53:00 -
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108/10 would hire to defend country against Belka
Khanid Logi and Tanker, sometimes AV Heavy or Sniper.
Vehicle Re-vamp Proposal
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
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Posted - 2015.06.10 05:57:00 -
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1. Its like asking a five year old pull a story from thin air
2. We simple either correct them or just ignore them
3. Leaving CCP to their witts... Apparently you don't know CCP
4.Its dead
5. Its releasing energy...its gonna have kickback
6. I sometimes only look at comments with like due to them either being funny or rather awe inspiring. Derp
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
404
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Posted - 2015.06.10 06:05:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:
3. Leaving CCP to their witts... Apparently you don't know CCP
That's why I'm leaving them to their wits.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Confirmed Badguy Cera YC116--
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SHERIFF joe arapio
US Border Patrol
160
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Posted - 2015.06.10 06:12:00 -
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Can I get the cliff's notes? There were a lot of words.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2015.06.10 06:16:00 -
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SHERIFF joe arapio wrote:Can I get the cliff's notes? There were a lot of words.
TL;DR, Papa Fae knows what's best for you.
That, and that while Blue Moon tastes terrible it's still enough to get you hammered.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Confirmed Badguy Cera YC116--
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Mobius Wyvern
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
6
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Posted - 2015.06.10 11:44:00 -
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The lore tests for joining factions is great.
Anyone who bought EVE Source will just breeze through those.
Amidst the blue skies
A link from past to future
The sheltering wings of the protector
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2015.06.10 12:05:00 -
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The only CPM candidate worth a damn right here guys.
You are approached by a frenzied Gallentean scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my anode particle stream in your cyclotronic resonance chamber!" What's your response?
"NO YOU CAN'T YOU GREEN BLEEDING SOCIALIST, wouldn't that cause a cataclysmic destabilization of plasma in the isogen based celestial bodies?" - Caldari
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!" - Gallentean
Start quoting the Scriptures, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was a heretic and need to be enslaved. - Amarr
Say nothing, since you couldn't hope to understand it anyway, but slip away launching an illegal assault on CONCORD facilities. - Minmatar
"Crush all who complain!"
- Arkena Wyrnspire
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
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Posted - 2015.06.10 12:12:00 -
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Oooh bringing up the past True, low blow.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
8
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Posted - 2015.06.10 12:30:00 -
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i can't describe the disgusted look i have on my face after i read this thread.
Vote Viktor Hadah for CPM2 or i'll hurt you.
CBM In the CPM
Get Dust ISK Here
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Aiwha Bait
Demonic Cowboys
171
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Posted - 2015.06.10 12:47:00 -
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If you are seriously considering running for CPM2, I highly suggest you email Soraya Xel from Biomassed.net. We'd be very interested in talking to you. You can reach Soraya at [email protected] :)
I try to play this game, I just suck at it. Writer for Biomassed
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P-Mar Project
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.06.10 12:50:00 -
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I really like blueberries because from far away the wet ones look like little gems and i think im rich
Does your campaign support increasing the size of blueberries and/or turning them from a little side snack to a worthwhile investment opportunity? |
Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2015.06.10 20:50:00 -
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P-Mar Project wrote:I really like blueberries because from far away the wet ones look like little gems and i think im rich
Does your campaign support increasing the size of blueberries and/or turning them from a little side snack to a worthwhile investment opportunity?
Under my regime, blueberries shall become the national currency and will out value Plex by at least a 2:1 ratio.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Confirmed Badguy Cera YC116--
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Not Jadek Manaheim
US Border Patrol
14
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Posted - 2015.06.10 20:52:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:The only CPM candidate worth a damn right here guys.
You are approached by a frenzied Gallentean scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my anode particle stream in your cyclotronic resonance chamber!" What's your response?
"NO YOU CAN'T YOU GREEN BLEEDING SOCIALIST, wouldn't that cause a cataclysmic destabilization of plasma in the isogen based celestial bodies?" - Caldari
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!" - Gallentean
Start quoting the Scriptures, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was a heretic and need to be enslaved. - Amarr
Say nothing, since you couldn't hope to understand it anyway, but slip away launching an illegal assault on CONCORD facilities. - Minmatar
Where,,,where is he? Point him out?
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Magnus Belmont
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
43
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Posted - 2015.06.10 21:17:00 -
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Tell me what you run and what your primary suit is in Dust.
'Cause every CMP is balls deep in improving only what they run, and they'll hand out hand jobs to get there to do it.
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