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Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2015.06.10 05:28:00 -
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Good evening fellow young people,
I wish to announce that I too shall be running for CPM YC117. My platform is a simple one, and one that I will endeavor to see through to completion so that this outstanding and level-headed community that we have so carefully built shall flourish in the years to come. Though it consists of multiple dynamic tasks, these all contribute to what I have determined to be an ideal environment for future mercenaries to thrive. They are as follows:
1) Make one consistent fighter jet thread. Though this thread shall be sticky-ed and genuinely filled with rational and well thought out suggestions and requests, I will venture to maintain an atmosphere of outright denial of the fact that such features will ever find their place in DUST 514 while tastefully maintaining a culture of "but what if?...."
2) Lore-specific citizenship tests to join empires in FW. Never again will all twelve active roleplayers on this forum be forced to endure a cringe worthy outcry for freedom by an under educated twelve year old Gallente marine, nor the zealous rants of Paladins who take themselves to be cheap Gamesworkshop gold-encrusted wannabes. Now before you can ever hope to fight for your ideals you must take a comprehensive knowledge exam that will test your understanding of no less than five canon EVE Online short stories. FINALLY!
3) We all know that power cores are going to be a thing, so can we please stop talking about them? I'm confident that left to their own devices the development team at CCP Shanghai will forge a balanced and effective product and pestering them with incessant input will only detract from their status-quo of perfection.
4) Relay information on Project Legion to the community as it is announced, in full detail.
5) Remove all recoil on rail based technology. Magnets do not have kick-back, neither should my weapons.
6) Comments on the forum will no longer be given special consideration based on the amount of likes collected by the user who posts them.
Though I know the challenges are apparent, with your support I aim to set my sights laser-focus on the tasks ahead. As always, thank you for your consideration.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Confirmed Badguy Cera YC116--
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Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2015.06.10 06:05:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:
3. Leaving CCP to their witts... Apparently you don't know CCP
That's why I'm leaving them to their wits.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Confirmed Badguy Cera YC116--
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Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2015.06.10 06:16:00 -
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SHERIFF joe arapio wrote:Can I get the cliff's notes? There were a lot of words.
TL;DR, Papa Fae knows what's best for you.
That, and that while Blue Moon tastes terrible it's still enough to get you hammered.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Confirmed Badguy Cera YC116--
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Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2015.06.10 20:50:00 -
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P-Mar Project wrote:I really like blueberries because from far away the wet ones look like little gems and i think im rich
Does your campaign support increasing the size of blueberries and/or turning them from a little side snack to a worthwhile investment opportunity?
Under my regime, blueberries shall become the national currency and will out value Plex by at least a 2:1 ratio.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Confirmed Badguy Cera YC116--
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