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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2015.05.30 22:41:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Seriously? The most under-powered weapon in the game except in extreme circumstances and you want it nerfed? Like, holy christ when will the complaining ever end. The Laser Rifle is a skill-shot weapon that's had more time being under-powered than any other weapon save for the Plasma Cannon. If anything it should be -BUFFED- to compensate for the fact that its delicate range is hard to manage around and it doesn't seem to benefit that much from Aim Assist, making it even harder to use.
This isn't even touching on the fact that it's overheat damage used to be so insane that a Prototype Laser Rifle could one-shot a scout that was using it just by feedback damage alone. Seize time is another factor, and then you have the limited magazine capacity which is just brutal due to the high likeliness of a miss.
Then there's the fact that aren't any variants and because of that the Laser Rifle is stupidly constrained to a single variant with little to no mercy in getting used to it. I mean, honestly, how many new players actually use the laser rifle? Do you know of any? Because I don't. In fact the only couple of people I even see using it are the ones you mentioned and maybe Kane Spero but he's a total scrub.
OH AND THE MOST HILARIOUS PART IS THAT IT'S NOT ON THE SALVAGE LISTS, SO YOU CAN GET EVEN GET IT IN THE EOM SCREEN.
God, you're sitting here wanting to nerf it because #reasons. Oh well, my proposal is this: Observe the fact that you suck, Deal with it, because what i'm about to say next is going to blow your mind: The cat nip laser rifle. Hits automatically puts out an aroma of cat nip. Right, you following? Even have a splash radius of 2.5m with splash damage equal to 75% of it's direct damage. All of that might actually make it a balanced weapon. Don't even think about saying otherwise.
Think you can handle that? If not, get off the forums. Before I grab my anti-freeze. Now read the capitalized letters of every sentence in the underlined portion, idiot. I skilled into the Viziam Laser Rifle recently. I can report that it is indeed OP AF. I've gotten kills with it at near 150M. Once it gets going, it does extreme damage. I've killed Caldari Sentinels with it in under 2 seconds. Armour-tanked suits aren't even much of a problem either. It's also usable in CQC. The trick is to warm it up behind cover, then pretend you're burning ants with a magnifying glass. The magazine capacity isn't a problem because I always carry Nanohives, of which you get, what, 6? You'll never run out of ammo. And just like the SCR, the overheat is easy to manage. The only reason why you don't see many is that it's highly specialised, and it works best on open maps, or when you're roof-camping. Ummm Dreis, Aeon wasn't serious. You might want to check out the last sentence. You were meant to play along!!!
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Sicerly Yaw
Quantum times
194
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Posted - 2015.05.30 22:44:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Lies and Slander!
This is clearly another ploy by the filthy furball to eliminate his opposition to his ascension
do you know the meaning of slander? this is libel not slander |
Mejt0
Dead Man's Game
1
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Posted - 2015.05.30 22:52:00 -
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As a proud member and activist of Caldari Navy force, i can lend you needed material resources in form of weapons to give an ability to protect your specie.
Under one condition. Your specie will help dogs to defeat their masters.
Loyal to The State
Member of : State Protectorate
Belongs to : Patriots power bloc
Civire Bloodline
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Jax Saurian
GunFall Mobilization
254
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Posted - 2015.05.31 01:09:00 -
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Wow Cat Merc I can't believe you would be so inconsiderate
While I can understand your plight, in your rush to protest for your species, you forgot about the benefit the laser rifles bring to my people
The lizards
Now I know what you're thinking "Couldn't you just lie down in the sun?"
Quite frankly yes but my time is better spent killing rather than lounging in the sun for half a battle
Without the wonderful warmth the laser rifles bring I wouldn't even be able to survive on the colder planets
And don't get me started on what prolonged sunbathing does to one's scales One scaleburn is enough I'll have you know!
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maybe deadcatz
Horizons' Edge No Context
1
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Posted - 2015.05.31 02:25:00 -
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They scare me. But I have mastered the art of the "laser rifle" I can now use it against those who used it against me. |
Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.05.31 03:33:00 -
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Jax Saurian wrote:Wow Cat Merc I can't believe you would be so inconsiderate
While I can understand your plight, in your rush to protest for your species, you forgot about the benefit the laser rifles bring to my people
The lizards
Now I know what you're thinking "Couldn't you just lie down in the sun?"
Quite frankly yes but my time is better spent killing rather than lounging in the sun for half a battle
Without the wonderful warmth the laser rifles bring I wouldn't even be able to survive on the colder planets
And don't get me started on what prolonged sunbathing does to one's scales One scaleburn is enough I'll have you know! Ever seen what happens when I try to chase your warming laser? Hint: Lizards and cats do not mix.
"Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - Cat wisdom
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Jax Saurian
GunFall Mobilization
259
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Posted - 2015.05.31 05:14:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote: Ever seen what happens when I try to chase your warming laser? Hint: Lizards and cats do not mix.
I have! You make a very adorable, screaming campfire Hint: In the furry fandom, there was a war between felines and reptiles, so trust me I know.
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.05.31 10:51:00 -
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Jax Saurian wrote:Cat Merc wrote: Ever seen what happens when I try to chase your warming laser? Hint: Lizards and cats do not mix.
I have! You make a very adorable, screaming campfire Hint: In the furry fandom, there was a war between felines and reptiles, so trust me I know. I don't even want to ask.
"Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - Cat wisdom
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Racro 01 Arifistan
Simple Minded People Pty. Ltd.
555
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Posted - 2015.05.31 11:43:00 -
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LIES......
iam gallente and I love my laser.
your species must adapt and learn the difference between a laser beam and a shiny coin.
Elite Gallenten Soldier
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
17
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Posted - 2015.05.31 11:56:00 -
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Racro 01 Arifistan wrote:LIES......
iam gallente and I love my laser.
your species must adapt and learn the difference between a laser beam and a shiny coin. You speciest fucker.
"Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - Cat wisdom
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Maiden selena MORTIMOR
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
496
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Posted - 2015.05.31 12:32:00 -
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My mistress has retired ..but never fear her servant will continue to deal death and represent the Mortimorfamily
The death of love
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Maiden selena MORTIMOR
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
496
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Posted - 2015.05.31 12:34:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Seriously? The most under-powered weapon in the game except in extreme circumstances and you want it nerfed? Like, holy christ when will the complaining ever end. The Laser Rifle is a skill-shot weapon that's had more time being under-powered than any other weapon save for the Plasma Cannon. If anything it should be -BUFFED- to compensate for the fact that its delicate range is hard to manage around and it doesn't seem to benefit that much from Aim Assist, making it even harder to use.
This isn't even touching on the fact that it's overheat damage used to be so insane that a Prototype Laser Rifle could one-shot a scout that was using it just by feedback damage alone. Seize time is another factor, and then you have the limited magazine capacity which is just brutal due to the high likeliness of a miss.
Then there's the fact that aren't any variants and because of that the Laser Rifle is stupidly constrained to a single variant with little to no mercy in getting used to it. I mean, honestly, how many new players actually use the laser rifle? Do you know of any? Because I don't. In fact the only couple of people I even see using it are the ones you mentioned and maybe Kane Spero but he's a total scrub.
OH AND THE MOST HILARIOUS PART IS THAT IT'S NOT ON THE SALVAGE LISTS, SO YOU CAN GET EVEN GET IT IN THE EOM SCREEN.
God, you're sitting here wanting to nerf it because #reasons. Oh well, my proposal is this: Observe the fact that you suck, Deal with it, because what i'm about to say next is going to blow your mind: The cat nip laser rifle. Hits automatically puts out an aroma of cat nip. Right, you following? Even have a splash radius of 2.5m with splash damage equal to 75% of it's direct damage. All of that might actually make it a balanced weapon. Don't even think about saying otherwise.
Think you can handle that? If not, get off the forums. Before I grab my anti-freeze. Now read the capitalized letters of every sentence in the underlined portion, idiot. Dude are you drunk lighten up this was a friendly thread
The death of love
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Maiden selena MORTIMOR
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
496
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Posted - 2015.05.31 12:37:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Seriously? The most under-powered weapon in the game except in extreme circumstances and you want it nerfed? Like, holy christ when will the complaining ever end. The Laser Rifle is a skill-shot weapon that's had more time being under-powered than any other weapon save for the Plasma Cannon. If anything it should be -BUFFED- to compensate for the fact that its delicate range is hard to manage around and it doesn't seem to benefit that much from Aim Assist, making it even harder to use.
This isn't even touching on the fact that it's overheat damage used to be so insane that a Prototype Laser Rifle could one-shot a scout that was using it just by feedback damage alone. Seize time is another factor, and then you have the limited magazine capacity which is just brutal due to the high likeliness of a miss.
Then there's the fact that aren't any variants and because of that the Laser Rifle is stupidly constrained to a single variant with little to no mercy in getting used to it. I mean, honestly, how many new players actually use the laser rifle? Do you know of any? Because I don't. In fact the only couple of people I even see using it are the ones you mentioned and maybe Kane Spero but he's a total scrub.
OH AND THE MOST HILARIOUS PART IS THAT IT'S NOT ON THE SALVAGE LISTS, SO YOU CAN GET EVEN GET IT IN THE EOM SCREEN.
God, you're sitting here wanting to nerf it because #reasons. Oh well, my proposal is this: Observe the fact that you suck, Deal with it, because what i'm about to say next is going to blow your mind: The cat nip laser rifle. Hits automatically puts out an aroma of cat nip. Right, you following? Even have a splash radius of 2.5m with splash damage equal to 75% of it's direct damage. All of that might actually make it a balanced weapon. Don't even think about saying otherwise.
Think you can handle that? If not, get off the forums. Before I grab my anti-freeze. Now read the capitalized letters of every sentence in the underlined portion, idiot. I skilled into the Viziam Laser Rifle recently. I can report that it is indeed OP AF. I've gotten kills with it at near 150M. Once it gets going, it does extreme damage. I've killed Caldari Sentinels with it in under 2 seconds. Armour-tanked suits aren't even much of a problem either. It's also usable in CQC. The trick is to warm it up behind cover, then pretend you're burning ants with a magnifying glass. The magazine capacity isn't a problem because I always carry Nanohives, of which you get, what, 6? You'll never run out of ammo. And just like the SCR, the overheat is easy to manage. The only reason why you don't see many is that it's highly specialised, and it works best on open maps, or when you're roof-camping. Ummm Dreis, Aeon wasn't serious. You might want to check out the last sentence. You were meant to play along!!! Bloody hell I'm to stoned for that lol tips hat to Aeon
The death of love
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
9
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Posted - 2015.05.31 12:39:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Racro 01 Arifistan wrote:LIES......
iam gallente and I love my laser.
your species must adapt and learn the difference between a laser beam and a shiny coin. You speciest fu cker.
Yeah you're still pissed off because I hooked a catnip bag to the triggers of a dozen core locus grenades, so of course you're going to get pissy about a little laser action.
What's really funny as hell is what happens when you light a forge gun when he's looking at you. he literally DIVES for the barrel!
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
17
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Posted - 2015.07.19 05:31:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Racro 01 Arifistan wrote:LIES......
iam gallente and I love my laser.
your species must adapt and learn the difference between a laser beam and a shiny coin. You speciest fu cker. Yeah you're still pissed off because I hooked a catnip bag to the triggers of a dozen core locus grenades, so of course you're going to get pissy about a little laser action. What's really funny as hell is what happens when you light a forge gun when he's looking at you. he literally DIVES for the barrel! This is why Cathin Muwther King Jr. did what he did.
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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LUGMOS
Corrosive Synergy No Context
4
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Posted - 2015.07.19 07:10:00 -
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Dis iz a shtpost. Give me teh lieks
I am the Anti-FoTM
Fear my Cal Assault and Amarr Scout!
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