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ABUTOR Of Bane
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:16:00 -
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I was in the Locker Room and read funny stuff from Blood and Jonny.
I wondered whom it would be to make a funny Dust joke.
Like Yo Heavy so fat, where is that thread?
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Diablo Gamekeeper
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
No Context
253
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:19:00 -
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An Amarrian is talking to a man, and he says something unintentionally racist. The man is in shock and the Amarrian says 'I am not racist. Some of my best slaves are Minmatar.'
It will be over soon, and when the Dust settles, no one will be left playing.
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BLOOD Ruler
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
1979
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:23:00 -
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Blood and Khul are out in the woods when Khul collapses. He doesnGÇÖt seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The Blood whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, GÇ£My friend is dead! What can I do?GÇ¥ The operator says GÇ£Calm down. I can help. First, letGÇÖs make sure heGÇÖs dead.GÇ¥ There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, Blood says GÇ£OK, now what?GÇ¥
I just changed my old one to make it me and khul, sorry mate.
No Escaping Reason, No Denying Purpose
For We Know Without Purpose We World Not Exist
The Purpose Of Life Is To End
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Khulmach
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
19
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:27:00 -
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Blood Ruler wrote:sorry mate.
Blood, next joke I make and you're dying in it. |
Droopy Bawlz
myrtle beach leap frogz
418
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:30:00 -
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A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the
Varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave,
He continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him ?" pointing to a second, older man,
"Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!"
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
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BLOOD Ruler
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
1980
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:31:00 -
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Blood and Talos were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Blood woke Talos up and said, GÇ£Talos, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.GÇ¥ Talos replied, GÇ£I see millions and millions of stars.GÇ¥ Blood said, GÇ£And what do you deduce from that?GÇ¥ Talos replied, GÇ£Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, itGÇÖs quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.GÇ¥ And Blood said, GÇ£Talos, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.GÇ¥
This time Talos was in it.
No Escaping Reason, No Denying Purpose
For We Know Without Purpose We World Not Exist
The Purpose Of Life Is To End
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Oswald Rehnquist
1562
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:32:00 -
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I remember making this thread when FacWar first came out.
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1583741#post1583741
Below 28 dB
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ABUTOR Of Bane
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:39:00 -
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Droopy Bawlz wrote:A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the
Varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave,
He continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him ?" pointing to a second, older man,
"Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!"
Wait just a minute, those were animals he was banging. |
Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
3468
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:50:00 -
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Want to hear a joke about mmofps?
Dust 514.
.emag nug ym tpecxe gnihtyreve sexif gnikamhctam RDK
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Diablo Gamekeeper
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
No Context
257
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:50:00 -
[10] - Quote
Droopy Bawlz wrote:A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the
Varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave,
He continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him ?" pointing to a second, older man,
"Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!"
Not Dust related.
It will be over soon, and when the Dust settles, no one will be left playing.
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ABUTOR Of Bane
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:54:00 -
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Diablo Gamekeeper wrote:Droopy Bawlz wrote:A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the
Varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave,
He continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him ?" pointing to a second, older man,
"Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!" Not Dust related.
True but it was funny, making it Minmatar chief and Gal |
G Clone
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
88
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Posted - 2015.05.17 17:14:00 -
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CCP already made a DUST related joke - It's called DUST514
Yeah, I didn't say it was good. |
Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
3469
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Posted - 2015.05.17 17:27:00 -
[13] - Quote
G Clone wrote:CCP already made a DUST related joke - It's called DUST514
Yeah, I didn't say it was good.
Very few say it's good.
.emag nug ym tpecxe gnihtyreve sexif gnikamhctam RDK
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Foo Fighting
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
319
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Posted - 2015.05.17 18:02:00 -
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Two heavies walk into a bar......
didn't feel a thing!
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