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ABUTOR Of Bane
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:16:00 -
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I was in the Locker Room and read funny stuff from Blood and Jonny.
I wondered whom it would be to make a funny Dust joke.
Like Yo Heavy so fat, where is that thread?
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ABUTOR Of Bane
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:39:00 -
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Droopy Bawlz wrote:A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the
Varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave,
He continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him ?" pointing to a second, older man,
"Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!"
Wait just a minute, those were animals he was banging. |
ABUTOR Of Bane
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.05.17 16:54:00 -
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Diablo Gamekeeper wrote:Droopy Bawlz wrote:A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the
Varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave,
He continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him ?" pointing to a second, older man,
"Three women, three feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!" Not Dust related.
True but it was funny, making it Minmatar chief and Gal |
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