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BLOOD Ruler
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
1851
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Posted - 2015.05.17 01:18:00 -
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesnGÇÖt seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, GÇ£My friend is dead! What can I do?GÇ¥ The operator says GÇ£Calm down. I can help. First, letGÇÖs make sure heGÇÖs dead.GÇ¥ There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says GÇ£OK, now what?GÇ¥
No Escaping Reason, No Denying Purpose
For We Know Without Purpose We World Not Exist
The Purpose Of Life Is To End
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BLOOD Ruler
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
1851
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Posted - 2015.05.17 01:19:00 -
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said, GÇ£Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.GÇ¥ Watson replied, GÇ£I see millions and millions of stars.GÇ¥ Holmes said, GÇ£And what do you deduce from that?GÇ¥ Watson replied, GÇ£Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, itGÇÖs quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.GÇ¥ And Holmes said, GÇ£Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.GÇ¥
No Escaping Reason, No Denying Purpose
For We Know Without Purpose We World Not Exist
The Purpose Of Life Is To End
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BLOOD Ruler
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
1851
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Posted - 2015.05.17 01:20:00 -
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, GÇ£ThatGÇÖs the ugliest baby that IGÇÖve ever seen. Ugh!GÇ¥ The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, GÇ£The driver just insulted me!GÇ¥ The man says, GÇ£You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, IGÇÖll hold your monkey for you.GÇ¥
The highest rated computer-generated joke was.
What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer.
No Escaping Reason, No Denying Purpose
For We Know Without Purpose We World Not Exist
The Purpose Of Life Is To End
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BLOOD Ruler
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
1851
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Posted - 2015.05.17 01:24:00 -
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The Hunter makes sure to kill his friend.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson's tent was stolen when they had awoken.
And They Baby Was an Adorable Monkey.
Also cereal joke.
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No Escaping Reason, No Denying Purpose
For We Know Without Purpose We World Not Exist
The Purpose Of Life Is To End
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BLOOD Ruler
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
1852
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Posted - 2015.05.17 01:40:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle........ I am laughing my arse from this, the ending nearly ******* killed me.
No Escaping Reason, No Denying Purpose
For We Know Without Purpose We World Not Exist
The Purpose Of Life Is To End
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