DUST Search - Caldari FW Q Syncs

Moochie Cricket wrote:

True Adamance wrote:

Moochie Cricket wrote:

Reign Omega wrote:

Good, need more squid to farm.

Proportional to their body, squids have the biggest dlcks on the planet.

Sadly since you are all androgynous and amorphous tube children you cannot tell who amongst you is male or female. This often leads of awkward social encounters at the corporate mixers.

* bland elevator music plays in the back ground as Caldari stand in awkward couplings chosen by faceless corporations. Megacorporation produced salt crackers that looks more like cardboard than food are arranged before you on tables, not at all complimented by any variation of topping, while people have completely eschewed the bottles warmish water supplied so that their throats remain dry enough to occasionally let out a dusty cough as they clear their throats.

No body talks to any one else. They simply stand their. Stoic. Impassive. Utterly boring. That is until one daring young Deties Actuary dares speak to the partner with whom he is to spend the rest of his life.

Caldari Actuary: "You come here often?"

*His partner looks over at him with a guarded look.

Caldari Partner: "Yes. Five times a year by corporate mandate at the specified times for the specified durations."

Caldari Actuary: "Have any hobbies."

Caldari Partner: "None"

Caldari Actuary: "That's such a turn on."

Caldari Partner: " Isn't it just....."

Caldari Actuary: "Before we take this to the designated breeding zones I have to ask...... what gender ARE YOU?"

Caldari Partner: "I don't even know any more....after years of this I lack the strength of character to even tell.... I identify more with the term Squid anyway...."

*Our young Actuary whistles as the rest of the room begins to chuckle at his youthful inexperience.

Caldari Actuary: "Hmmmmm kinky."

*From the loud speaks single authoritarian voice blares. "THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. NO FUN FOR ANY OF YOU OR WE WILL SEND IN THE STATE POLICE."

Actually, for maximum efficiency (the Caldari way) and to avoid those awkward moments we use only one female for all the other males to impregnate. She travels from system to system performing her duties, and after each "meeting" the embryos are removed and transported to the labs to be nurtured in optimum conditions. Come to think of it I think you know this female, it's your mom.


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True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18881	Posted - 2015.05.10 21:19:00 - [1] - Quote Sgt Kirk wrote: Confirmed that I spread lies and misinformation to further my agenda as Master Race. Kirk isn't RPing this is just how he is...... and with every post in a Caldari FW thread I find myself sympathising with him more and more. Poor Kirk.... one day very soon you will find that Sync that will give you the "gud fite" you want. If find much the same thing with Min FW. There are a lot of syncing teams on their side yet only say 2/5 of them present a challenge for a similarly synced AFW team and those other 3/5 can usually be put to task with an organised squad and what blue berries might muster. "MIN MAXING! MIN MAXING! I'M BETTER AT IT THAN YOU!" - Mobius Wyvern
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18883	Posted - 2015.05.10 21:55:00 - [2] - Quote Moochie Cricket wrote: Reign Omega wrote: Good, need more squid to farm. Proportional to their body, squids have the biggest dlcks on the planet. Sadly since you are all androgynous and amorphous tube children you cannot tell who amongst you is male or female. This often leads of awkward social encounters at the corporate mixers. * bland elevator music plays in the back ground as Caldari stand in awkward couplings chosen by faceless corporations. Megacorporation produced salt crackers that looks more like cardboard than food are arranged before you on tables, not at all complimented by any variation of topping, while people have completely eschewed the bottles warmish water supplied so that their throats remain dry enough to occasionally let out a dusty cough as they clear their throats. No body talks to any one else. They simply stand their. Stoic. Impassive. Utterly boring. That is until one daring young Deties Actuary dares speak to the partner with whom he is to spend the rest of his life. Caldari Actuary: "You come here often?" His partner looks over at him with a guarded look. Caldari Partner: "Yes. Five times a year by corporate mandate at the specified times for the specified durations." Caldari Actuary: "Have any hobbies." Caldari Partner: "None" Caldari Actuary: "That's such a turn on." Caldari Partner: " Isn't it just....." Caldari Actuary: "Before we take this to the designated breeding zones I have to ask...... what gender ARE YOU?" Caldari Partner: "I don't even know any more....after years of this I lack the strength of character to even tell.... I identify more with the term Squid anyway...." Our young Actuary whistles as the rest of the room begins to chuckle at his youthful inexperience. Caldari Actuary: "Hmmmmm kinky." *From the loud speaks single authoritarian voice blares. "THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. NO FUN FOR ANY OF YOU OR WE WILL SEND IN THE STATE POLICE." "MIN MAXING! MIN MAXING! I'M BETTER AT IT THAN YOU!" - Mobius Wyvern
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18896	Posted - 2015.05.10 23:24:00 - [3] - Quote Golden Day wrote: So you gave up without gathering a good team of players and switched to gallente side??? There is a true scrub right here folks! I don't think Mobius even wants to be considered a loyalist. Eitherway sometime I wish I was more malleable in terms of my corps RP rulesets. The Gal FW guys are funny as hell. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18896	Posted - 2015.05.11 00:37:00 - [4] - Quote Moochie Cricket wrote: True Adamance wrote: Moochie Cricket wrote: Reign Omega wrote: Good, need more squid to farm. Proportional to their body, squids have the biggest dlcks on the planet. Sadly since you are all androgynous and amorphous tube children you cannot tell who amongst you is male or female. This often leads of awkward social encounters at the corporate mixers. * bland elevator music plays in the back ground as Caldari stand in awkward couplings chosen by faceless corporations. Megacorporation produced salt crackers that looks more like cardboard than food are arranged before you on tables, not at all complimented by any variation of topping, while people have completely eschewed the bottles warmish water supplied so that their throats remain dry enough to occasionally let out a dusty cough as they clear their throats. No body talks to any one else. They simply stand their. Stoic. Impassive. Utterly boring. That is until one daring young Deties Actuary dares speak to the partner with whom he is to spend the rest of his life. Caldari Actuary: "You come here often?" His partner looks over at him with a guarded look. Caldari Partner: "Yes. Five times a year by corporate mandate at the specified times for the specified durations." Caldari Actuary: "Have any hobbies." Caldari Partner: "None" Caldari Actuary: "That's such a turn on." Caldari Partner: " Isn't it just....." Caldari Actuary: "Before we take this to the designated breeding zones I have to ask...... what gender ARE YOU?" Caldari Partner: "I don't even know any more....after years of this I lack the strength of character to even tell.... I identify more with the term Squid anyway...." Our young Actuary whistles as the rest of the room begins to chuckle at his youthful inexperience. Caldari Actuary: "Hmmmmm kinky." *From the loud speaks single authoritarian voice blares. "THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. NO FUN FOR ANY OF YOU OR WE WILL SEND IN THE STATE POLICE." Actually, for maximum efficiency (the Caldari way) and to avoid those awkward moments we use only one female for all the other males to impregnate. She travels from system to system performing her duties, and after each "meeting" the embryos are removed and transported to the labs to be nurtured in optimum conditions. Come to think of it I think you know this female, it's your mom. Sadly she passed quite some time ago. However you seem rather upset young sir art thou....oh how do they say this in Caille...... art thou mad brother? Simple bit of cultural observation that is my speciality. We are very much so aware of how utterly boring and lacking the Caldari are aren't we? "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18903	Posted - 2015.05.11 02:54:00 - [5] - Quote Weary Guy wrote: git gud, stop hiding behind stacked teams Or you could go and find a stacked team and actually be worth the time it takes to stomp you the **** out of FW...... "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18904	Posted - 2015.05.11 03:05:00 - [6] - Quote Weary Guy wrote: True Adamance wrote: Weary Guy wrote: git gud, stop hiding behind stacked teams Or you could go and find a stacked team and actually be worth the time it takes to stomp you the **** out of FW...... i stomp players for a living Then stop bitching about FW a setting which for all intents and purposes should be organised and competitive. Within]n 6-8 weeks you should be receiving a care package from the Ministry of HTFU until that time please hold on and trained professionals will eventually get around to you. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18906	Posted - 2015.05.11 03:18:00 - [7] - Quote Mobius Wyvern wrote: I don't doubt it, but the issue is with how much I normally play with Cat Merc, Arkena Wyrnspire, Sgt Kirk, Zaria Min Dier, and several others who all run Gallente, it really just makes sense to run with them. Most of my friends have given up on Public Contracts due to the current state of matchmaking commonly dumping them either into one-sided stomps or matches that are only half populated. I feel left out Mobius and the other day....... * begins to weep uncontrollably. Catmerc wouldn't even keep me in his squad because we couldn't do Gal FW...... "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18935	Posted - 2015.05.11 22:27:00 - [8] - Quote CommanderBolt wrote: VALCORE72 wrote: i do ok in gfw . just trying to get my gal assault . what i hate seeing is gal assault with rails or cal with cr. wish fw was harsher on ppl for not usen there weapons . lol die hard racialist! I've seen you about, you do stick to your racial thing, I will give you that. I for one like to mix and match all 4 races :D Every race has something good to use Ironically Rail Technology is Gallentean in origin. They invented it and it was adopted by the Caldari however a great number of Gallentean ships can still make use of the Railguns very well as kitey ships like the Navy Comet. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die."
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 20	Posted - 2015.07.14 11:42:00 - [9] - Quote The KTM DuKe wrote: Arirana wrote: We're taking the fight to the new poster boys of Dust. Anyone who wants to take a dump on the pubstars that flock to gallente FW, join the channel "Kirjuun Saaja" That is all You should be drunk, caldari is for pub stars, just que gallente for one time and tell me which side they are.. The deal is that in EVERY FW MILITIA and no one of the four is exempt from this rule.... when a loyalist player base becomes successful to a degree they attract a specific kind of player to their Militia. Those players are the Balance Shifters who determine the success of a militias efforts. Any corporation who doesn't almost expressly play for a single faction can be considered one of these balance breakers. In this case the Caldari have achieved a significant level of success brought about by a combined effort of loyalists, skilled players, and organised players. In doing so they have attracted enough 'balance shifters' to make significant percentage gains to the point of changing public perception. There's a reason FW is called the 'Pendulum War'. Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.