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BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:32:00 -
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Hey Blood here, For this post you make a feat that is impossible even for a game glitch.
Example- Unlocking the ability to fly after your clone was hit by a OS and conscience comes back with uncanny abilities, Time manipulation, flight, running with knives(Fixed it, terrible idea), dimension punching( An earthquake in space and time)(Aka Lag/Game-Breaker)
Of course you can do some of this if you have a death glitch(Out of body experience)
For me Impossible Feat- Taking grenade to the face without armor and losing only 5-10hp but loses all stamina.
Destroy a Tank with a Single Punch(OF AWESOMENESS!!!!!) while its harden.
Have your Lav transform into a 10m transformer(Real life version) and commit a battle against regular vehicles.
Surviving a Blackhole/Whitehole Forgegun unscratched with the power of Willpower and being a badarse by nonchalantly raising one hand to stop an unstoppable force of destruction, if that's not enough how about grappling the shot and squeezing it into nonexistence.
Most powerful feat- Being an Awesome Badarse is statistically proven to freeze/crash a game for it cannot handle to awesomeness.
List Below Feats so impossible it would break the game if it happen.
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell
I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill your Stars.
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:34:00 -
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I popped a wheelie.
On a unicycle.
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Sennina Sovereign
ROGUE RELICS
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:53:00 -
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I can fly.....
Underwater. |
BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:55:00 -
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Sennina Sovereign wrote:I can fly.....
Underwater.
How THE **** DOES THAT WORK????
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell
I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill your Stars.
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:56:00 -
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BLOOD Ruler wrote:Sennina Sovereign wrote:I can fly.....
Underwater. How THE **** DOES THAT WORK????
See?
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
3390
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:56:00 -
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I often preheat...
My microwave oven.
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:58:00 -
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I own a picture of a solar and lunar eclipse...
At the same time.
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BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:59:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:I own a picture of a solar and lunar eclipse...
At the same time.
I'm talking game logic not space logic.
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell
I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill your Stars.
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.05.06 14:59:00 -
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I had a completely rational and enjoyable conversation...
With a woman.
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Georgia Xavier
Y.A.M.A.H
387
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Posted - 2015.05.06 16:10:00 -
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I once stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes.
Beat that f*ckboi
Dust 514: Unlimited Scrub Works
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BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2015.05.06 16:14:00 -
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Georgia Xavier wrote:I once stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes.
Beat that f*ckboi
Spongebob reference
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell
I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill your Stars.
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Sennina Sovereign
ROGUE RELICS
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Posted - 2015.05.06 21:26:00 -
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I can headshot a pilot out of his dropship....
With an ion pistol. |
BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2015.05.06 21:51:00 -
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Sennina Sovereign wrote:I can headshot a pilot out of his dropship....
With an ion pistol.
Finally some real feats
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell
I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill your Stars.
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Golden Day
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1631
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Posted - 2015.05.06 23:21:00 -
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I can shotgun you
100 meters away.
FOR THE STATE!
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.05.06 23:27:00 -
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Behold!
My 16db...
AmSent!
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1329
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Posted - 2015.05.06 23:35:00 -
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Holy **** I'm running at 10m/s...
On a brick tanked Gallente Sentinel.
Today's special:
PAIN
Comes with a side of salads and mash potatoes.
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Sennina Sovereign
ROGUE RELICS
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Posted - 2015.05.07 00:23:00 -
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I got a Sentinal Ck.0.......
With 2000 shields and a recharge rate of 500 hp per second
Try killing that without REs and Fluxes |
BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2015.05.07 01:31:00 -
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Sennina Sovereign wrote:I got a Sentinal Ck.0.......
With 2000 shields and a recharge rate of 500 hp per second
Try killing that without REs and Fluxes
Monster.
Jonny D Buelle wrote:Holy **** I'm running at 10m/s...
On a brick tanked Gallente Sentinel.
Running away, with my dimension KATATE CHOP!!!
Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Behold!
My 16db...
AmSent! Monster, Kill It!!!
Golden Day wrote:I can shotgun you
100 meters away. Now that's just skill...
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell
I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill your Stars.
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Diablo Gamekeeper
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
201
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Posted - 2015.05.07 01:36:00 -
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I can get a 5 kill streak
With a breach shotgun
It will be over soon, and when the Dust settles, no one will be left playing.
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DUST Fiend
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Posted - 2015.05.07 01:38:00 -
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Gravity well protocols on Core Locus grenades
Pulls everyone in a 25 meter radius into the center before it explodes, then reverses polarities and launches them backwards another 50 meters.
"When in doubt, dropship out"
If you see me, bring AV to collect ISK
DUST STUFF
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Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
RUST415
2259
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Posted - 2015.05.07 01:38:00 -
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I survived a direct Allotek PLC hit;
with a Minmatar Light Frame M-1.
Choo choo chooooo, lets all f*ck a blender.
Dench's Thrift Shop <-- WIP
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BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
1790
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Posted - 2015.05.07 04:38:00 -
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Great stuff
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell
I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill your Stars.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1331
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Posted - 2015.05.07 04:42:00 -
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I once surfed on a dropship...
In a Madruger GK.0.
Today's special:
PAIN
Comes with a side of salads and mash potatoes.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.05.07 04:42:00 -
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This one isn't impossible but hilarious.
Trying out a militia PLC with a Krin's damage mod, spun around and shot in a random direction. +50 kill. Most epic shot ever.
Anyway.
I head shotted 3 people with the same shot.
With a Ion Pistol.
I pass my knowledge unto others.
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Sennina Sovereign
ROGUE RELICS
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Posted - 2015.05.07 05:18:00 -
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I survived a Major Laser Strike.......
With a militia light frame C-1 with no health modules |
Blake Kingston
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
225
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Posted - 2015.05.07 05:20:00 -
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I can
hit enter a lot! |
WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
380
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Posted - 2015.05.07 05:54:00 -
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I survived a forge gun shot.....
In a light frame pilot suit......
In a fighter jet which is not yet released on servers
(next joke below)
I killed a merc by jumping on him........... in uprising patch (closed beta joke)
(next joke below)
I killed a merc in a dropship.... with a swarm launcher..... and the kill feed reads WeapondigitX V7 (assault scrambler rifle)ADS pilot...... False, it is possible, it happened 4 months ago. 
I achieved 1000000 likes
(next joke below)
I killed myself with a swarm launcher...... in warlords patch............... False, the missiles have a blast radius, I did manage this. |
Sennina Sovereign
ROGUE RELICS
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Posted - 2015.05.07 15:01:00 -
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I can one shot Double-Hardened Madrugers Gv.0's.......
With only the fists of my commando Ck.0 |
Blake Kingston
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
226
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Posted - 2015.05.08 01:08:00 -
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Last week I got a lock on with my swarm launcher....
On a regular clone!
(I guess that counts as false, because it actually happened! I let off the volley already laughing - the damn missiles circled the guy for about three seconds! Still great!) |
Operative 1174 Uuali
Y.A.M.A.H
658
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Posted - 2015.05.08 01:55:00 -
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Awwwwww! You know what I gotta say about this?
Time to put the P*SSY ON THE CHAINWAX!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=He7TnoCM7fo
Death is a serious businessGǪ So is running a shoddy, half-baked game company.
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