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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1479
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Posted - 2015.04.22 01:42:00 -
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What is the funniest thing they ever said ?
For me I had a good laugh today after we were getting shot from a ring in the meatgrinder.
I shouted on coms " Minor Flux the UPLINK ! "
Squad Leader drops minor flux and misses uplink.
More enemies spawn uplink and kill me with flaylock.
I see my body ragdoll.
I hear a whisper " That OB was like a wet fart. "
Whole squad laughs.
CEO of Corrosive Synergy
PLC Virtuose
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
9536
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Posted - 2015.04.22 01:53:00 -
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Gallente meatgrinder. Room full of sentinels with logis repping them.
"We need those logis taken out."
Clips Ahoy, "POLICE, SEARCH WARRANT!" Flies out from behind me in a Caldari assault ck.0.
+10 Squad Commission
+10 Squad Commission
+10 Squad Commission
Unknown Lock getting tackled by a scout, "Don't you touch my peepee!" Pretty sure the scout died.
I see a MinAssault firing a MD down from the ledge above A in the train map.
"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?!" Was cooking a core locus as I said this. Toss it so that it is at eye-level when it kersplodes.
+50 Kill
Rayhdo scans the A. Red dots all over it like white on rice. "So, B then?"
@Ripley_Riley
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1009
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Posted - 2015.04.22 01:59:00 -
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From my last Drunk514 session with Ulaenyth:
Me: Bro, derka derka?
Ulaenyth: Derka.
We then proceed to drunkingly run around as Min scouts with knives and REs and driving JLAVs all while screaming Derka Derka on team comma.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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JIMvc2
Consolidated Dust
928
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Posted - 2015.04.22 02:09:00 -
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One time I was playing FW and A and B were at the Gallente Facility and I wasn't lagging at all. Then the enemy takes C and D but I took D back. Once D hack was done 100%. I saw this Dropship landing into this circular structure.
I said " well that dropship is still there... I think its time call my in." :)
Then the RDV appears and the funniest thing happen xD
So the RDV is now visible with my Gal Dropship and out of no where the RDV Flies above from where the enemy dropship is and BAM my dropship still intact with the RDV hits the Enemy dropship and sadly the dropship DIES xD
While my dropship took ZERO and I mean ZERO damage = XD I've never laughed this much in my life but I'm glad it worked.
I mean I had no idea the RDV would spawn there and this was NOT Scripted in anyway.
Sadly I wasn't recording at the time = >:/ Now I deeply regret it.
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! Die YOU SHADOW BEING IN THE DARK!!!
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PLAYSTTION
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1242
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Posted - 2015.04.22 02:24:00 -
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From an unknown source,
"I once ate a whole tub of gummy bears that ended up being vitamins and I had to go to the hospital and get my digestive system cleaned out."
Something along those lines.
Gassault Galogi Galsent
Open Beta Vet - 41 mil sp
Director of Corrosive Synergy
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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1481
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Posted - 2015.04.22 02:24:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:From my last Drunk514 session with Ulaenyth:
Me: Bro, derka derka?
Ulaenyth: Derka.
We then proceed to drunkingly run around as Min scouts with knives and REs and driving JLAVs all while screaming Derka Derka on team comma.
U win. 
CEO of Corrosive Synergy
PLC Virtuose
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Golden Day
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1422
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Posted - 2015.04.22 02:29:00 -
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PLAYSTTION wrote:From an unknown source,
"I once ate a whole tub of gummy bears that ended up being vitamins and I had to go to the hospital and get my digestive system cleaned out."
Something along those lines.
.............
FOR THE STATE!
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1011
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Posted - 2015.04.22 02:33:00 -
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DAAAA BEAST wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:From my last Drunk514 session with Ulaenyth:
Me: Bro, derka derka?
Ulaenyth: Derka.
We then proceed to drunkingly run around as Min scouts with knives and REs and driving JLAVs all while screaming Derka Derka on team comma. U win.
I would like to thank my good friends Jim Bean and Jack Daniels.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
7746
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Posted - 2015.04.22 02:33:00 -
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my corpmates don't play dust. I'll quote an alliance mate just to contribute.
Scene: Losing a PC match we really should not have been losing.
"EVERYONE BETTER SHUT THE F*CK UP I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE WORD OUT OF ANYONE FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH." ~ Blitz
Vote Viktor Hadah for CPM2 or i'll take your districts and hurt you.
Get Dust ISK Here
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Golden Day
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1422
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Posted - 2015.04.22 02:37:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:my corpmates don't play dust. I'll quote an alliance mate just to contribute.
Scene: Losing a PC match we really should not have been losing.
"EVERYONE BETTER SHUT THE F*CK UP I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE WORD OUT OF ANYONE FOR THE REST OF THE MATCH." ~ Blitz
wtf
FOR THE STATE!
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
5703
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Posted - 2015.04.22 03:04:00 -
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I don't have a corp, but here is something I heard whilst in a squad of Highland Marines.
Random squad mate 1: I'd punch Forest Whitaker in his ****ing mouth.
Random squad mate 2: Stupid n*****.
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VAHZZ
Arrary of Clusters
1497
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Posted - 2015.04.22 03:08:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:From my last Drunk514 session with Ulaenyth:
Me: Bro, derka derka?
Ulaenyth: Derka.
We then proceed to drunkingly run around as Min scouts with knives and REs and driving JLAVs all while screaming Derka Derka on team comma.
Damn, that is brilliance. I need a random word that I could make my own like that...
If you expect the worst, you'll never be disappointed.
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DUST Fiend
16493
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Posted - 2015.04.22 03:11:00 -
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" "
"My bitter is showing. I must retreat to the berry patch."
STUFF
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1014
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Posted - 2015.04.22 03:18:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:From my last Drunk514 session with Ulaenyth:
Me: Bro, derka derka?
Ulaenyth: Derka.
We then proceed to drunkingly run around as Min scouts with knives and REs and driving JLAVs all while screaming Derka Derka on team comma. Damn, that is brilliance. I need a random word that I could make my own like that...
When you learn if the word's source, you may find it more hilarious yet less brilliant.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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VAHZZ
Arrary of Clusters
1500
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Posted - 2015.04.22 03:42:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:From my last Drunk514 session with Ulaenyth:
Me: Bro, derka derka?
Ulaenyth: Derka.
We then proceed to drunkingly run around as Min scouts with knives and REs and driving JLAVs all while screaming Derka Derka on team comma. Damn, that is brilliance. I need a random word that I could make my own like that... When you learn of the word's source, you may find it more hilarious yet less brilliant.
Omg, I remember that movie.
If you expect the worst, you'll never be disappointed.
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Apocalyptic Destroyer
L.O.T.I.S.
432
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Posted - 2015.04.22 04:20:00 -
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From Shivakamini Somakandra, "You know what that last bit of milk at the end of the cereal bowl reminds me of ? ... My Semen"
* As I was eating a bowl of cereal...
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SLENDER M4N
Ahrendee Inc.
Negative-Feedback
140
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Posted - 2015.04.22 04:24:00 -
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Sergeant Snuggles-
"God Damn It Slender! This is why we cant have nice things" I think they were farming a CRU and then I hacked it lel
Scrub till the day I die.
PSN: ca2334ca
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zDemoncake
Horizons' Edge
501
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Posted - 2015.04.22 05:20:00 -
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We were trying to qsync, but failed so I took my squad into an ambush. I was having fun running a logibro with 5 complex myofibs.
"So how's the ambush going on"
"We're halfway done. Demoncake's over here fisting the entire enemy team"
There was a moment of silence before we died of laughter.
CEO of Horizons' Edge's mercenary division
My soul, your beats!
Enemy to many; equal to none.
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Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
1176
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Posted - 2015.04.22 07:28:00 -
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I only have good ones from old Eve corporations. us Mannar Focused over here don't assosciate with each other much.. I |
MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
2686
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Posted - 2015.04.22 08:03:00 -
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Funniest thing I've ever heard a corpmate / friend say was Middas Bettancore. "My spider sense is tingling!" about a second later a tank falls out of the sky and crushes him to death.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Powerh8er
The Rainbow Effect
Negative-Feedback
734
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Posted - 2015.04.22 08:33:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Funniest thing I've ever heard a corpmate / friend say was Middas Bettancore. "My spider sense is tingling!" about a second later a tank falls out of the sky and crushes him to death.
LOL
Probably the most funny thing I heard a corpmate say was when our dropship pilot which was probably drunk, answered to our distress by yelling in the comms: "IINCOMING AIRSUPPORT" I looked up and saw this ball of fire which once was a dropship come hurdling towards the ground. He had hit a wall or something at full speed right after saying that. I think he actually killed one red dot with the impact though.
Have you got anymore exploding carrots?
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Denchlad 7
Ahrendee Inc.
Negative-Feedback
2119
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Posted - 2015.04.22 10:22:00 -
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This prize goes to TheD1CK for trying to take part in a PC while heavily intoxicated at 2:30am and every 3 seconds called out Str8 Smurfin from RG for being someone he isn't.
Nothing better than an intoxicated irishman laughing his arse off in front of americans trying to play seriously cause video games is srs biznis
"Dench stop hitting your head you Caldari pinball" - m6
Dench's Emporium of Everything! coming soon...
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Denchlad 7
Ahrendee Inc.
Negative-Feedback
2119
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Posted - 2015.04.22 10:33:00 -
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Gonna add a second one about Powerh8er above me.
Also whilst very heavily intoxicated, Power says "W-w-w-ait I'm calling my tank in".
*30 seconds later* "I'm coming!!!!!!!!".
I run outside the objective room wondering why he's cursing everything under the sun as he drives into a wall and keeps trying to drive through said wall till AV kills him, he calls in another one, gets stuck on another wall and dies again.
"Dench stop hitting your head you Caldari pinball" - m6
Dench's Emporium of Everything! coming soon...
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The Lion ElJonson
1st Legion The Dark Angels
Learning Alliance
150
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Posted - 2015.04.22 11:24:00 -
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when i called in a kaakataki recon dropship for some 'hotspot' deployment and when i asked is everyone in? someone replied... 'just figuring out how to take a selfie'
The chat channel 'player trade' is open for adding contacts and placing item advertisements in game.
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TheD1CK
Dead Man's Game
RUST415
1949
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Posted - 2015.04.22 11:25:00 -
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Welsh alt confirmed. I wish that was recorded
'Either thats him or all welsh people sound the same'
Te Sbundo'd
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Yeeeuuuupppp
1008
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Posted - 2015.04.22 11:34:00 -
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This random tanker dude joined the squad in FW a while ago and before he called out his tank, he put proximity mines everywhere.
After he called in his tank, I told him "there was a bunch on delta of you wanna Reenact the Boston Massacre " He got really excited and was like "**** yeah LEEERROOOYYY JEENKINSS" and as soon as he rolled into the road near delta he just spontaneously combusts, "-------------- committed suicide". (I guess someone shot the mines he put down) And then after he processed what happened he yelled "I AM THE CASEY ANTHONY OF DUST"
It was like 3am and I was fuckin crying from laughter.. Love that guy
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
274
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Posted - 2015.04.22 13:23:00 -
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I have had far to many to count, or to remember, but one of my favourites has to be when I was in a squad with a few friends from Y.A.M.A.H, and they had managed to get both their eve director, and an old friend I had not seen since month two of me playing.
it started out in a dom on table top:
EvE director: HOLY SH*T I KILLED SOME ONE I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!
fifteen minutes of **** jokes later the match ends him not getting another kill.
in the leader-board screen
EvE director: one kill four deaths hell yeah.
me: check number one on our side.
EvE director: aww man my c*ck just shrunk three inches.
I don't think we started searching for a battle for another half an hour
Good times with old friends.
EDIT: context the number one went something like 54 and 3.
Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :)
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Genral69 death
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
176
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Posted - 2015.04.22 14:31:00 -
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I don't know about corp mates but I've said a couple off things
Now you see me, now you don't
This being said as a guy spears round the corner as I clouck
Holy sh't
Six kin burst HMG to 2 heavys that caught me by surprize
I have plenty but at the moment I really cant think of any =ƒÿä
General limited: warming failure to pay, may lead to death,massive amount of pain or even lose of family. Since 1995
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VAHZZ
Arrary of Clusters
1519
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Posted - 2015.04.22 14:41:00 -
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Back when I was in a random Gallente Corp, I was paired up with a fellow corp member and we was on C, I was defending. Dumb turkey kept trying to defend aswell.
Me: "No, no! Hack the C, turkey!"
Random Blue: "Wth r u talkin about? I see nothing but geese and gazles."
Me: "You stupid blue, I said hack the C, turkey!"
RB: "WTH ARE YOU SAYING!?"
>cue to RB getting torn to shreds by a Matari Sentinel. Damn turkey should've hacked the C.
If you expect the worst, you'll never be disappointed.
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2Berries
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
807
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Posted - 2015.04.22 23:05:00 -
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Funniest thing on coms didn't really come from my squad, but the look on my wifes face when she walked out to the living room @ 2:30am to the sound of 2 drunk logi's & a drunk heavy singing Kenny Rogers/Dolly Pardon.
...and we rely on each other, ah ah.
Evening Boys, Hows the water?
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