Day 14 - Tax EvasionOh ho ho! I managed to be rather slippery today and avoided paying the obscene interest on my debt to the
Server Gods, but only just!

Unfortunately, I only managed to play two Skirms today, and I lost both of them, but they were still pretty fun nonetheless.
The first match was vs The Dark Cloud, Gideon McAllistar, and a PFB dude. I managed to carve into The Dark Cloud's thick, juicy Commando CK.0 rump once, and sprayed him down with Six Kin ACR bullets another time.

I'm also pretty sure I killed Gideon at least once.

At the end of the match, I had gone 7/3 - best K/D on my team - and I recall The Dark Cloud went 12/6.

There was a bit of lag, so I probably could have done even better if I had a better connection in that particular match.

The second match was very interesting. On my team was Ian The Conquer and a few 0.H guys, and the enemy team included Shotty GoBang, (

), Cross Atu, and Breakin Stuff.

It was an incredibly hard-fought battle, but in the end, our team conceded defeat.

Regrettably, I didn't encounter Shotty the entire match, but I stabbed Breakin a few times.

The lag got so bad at one point that I had to abandon a seemingly easy Knife kill because the red was teleporting rather than running.

I produced a comparatively fantastic score - 11/1 - when the next best K/D on my team was 10/8, a 1.25 K/D.

Ian The Conquer went 12/10, and Shotty went 14/7.

I got ready for a PC against DMG, but irritatingly, we were all kicked from deployment and the contract disappeared from our Battle Finders.

I was really looking forward to an opportunity to tangle with TheD1ck again...

Best Nova Knife kill today; when I put The Dark Cloud on my dinner table and carved him up like a Christmas Turkey; a tasty meal for all the family!

Worst fail; definitely when I tried to stab that Amarr Assault but the lag said 'lolno'.

Notable people encountered today: Shotty GoBang, Ian The Conquer, Cross Atu, The Dark Cloud, Gideon McAllistar, Kill3r H3llh0und.
Stay tuned... o7
P.S. Apologies for the late entry: I unexpectedly ran out of time yesterday when I was almost finished writing Day 14's entry. Expecting a draft to be saved, I shut down my laptop. Naturally, a draft wasn't saved, and I had to rewrite this entry. You're looking at Day 14's revised second edition!
