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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:25:00 -
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One time I ate 6 packages of circus peanuts. That's how I contracted diabetes.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:36:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:That's how I contracted super cancer Many will ask you if super cancer is real. It is very real, friend. Long ago, when OP was but a lad, he slept peacefully in his crib when a terrorist crept into the room. He ululated wildly as he burned six bibles and punched Michele Obama in the taint. The resulting Terroradiation gave OP super cancer of the urethra.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:43:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Ah but you see, the terrorist was just trying to melt the steel beams around OP's crib.
Nobody taught him that you can't melt steel beams with baby powder and Michele Obama blood mix, it's only as effective as jet fuel, which we all know is incapable of melting steel beams.
A more likely hypothesis is that the flying Spahgetti monster punished us for creating this terrible thing we call "OP", by bringing unto us a super cancer bearer baby. OP should seek a super rabbi to dispel the super cancer for a meer 5 shekels. All it takes is just 10 shekels. Why doesn't OP have 15 shekels?
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:52:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Well you see with the rapid rate of inflation combined with the decreasing wages carrots turned blue. When mommies and daddies love each other very much, and mommy just finished watching Magic Mike, they have a special love wrestle. Nine months later mommy's downstairs meat curtain is destroyed when OP rips himself from it at 90mph.
And that's how America won the Revolutionary War at Versailles.
Next question.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:57:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:How many oranges does it take to make meat? Trick question: teh gays aren't real.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:05:00 -
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Wasten wrote:You don't even play dust so stfu. Implying playing Dust is a requirement for Shitpost 514: Combat Evolved of Duty.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:08:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:From this we can conclude that your statement is, in fact, proof that my hand is a foot. The proof is in the pudding. You can't explain it. It's like gotdayum magnets.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:16:00 -
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My daddy says if this post gets 1,000 Likes, OP can get treatment for his super cancer.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:22:00 -
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Recently, a team of artists was commissioned to draw OP. This was the result.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:28:00 -
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Did when how because many after market xbox 360 jet fuel Robert Downey Jr.'s pet pitbull?
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:34:00 -
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Even tiny booties can twerk.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:55:00 -
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Jelly, when people die do they go to christian heaven or jewish heaven?
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Posted - 2015.04.16 19:07:00 -
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Has anyone ever wondered what Yoda's ***** looks like? Don't tell me you haven't. He's a living being that I assume is capable of reproduction. He has to have one.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 20:35:00 -
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John Ripper? Haven't seen him in a minute.
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