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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:21:00 -
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You know, I made some terrible posts in my time. They were absolutely zero effort posts.
And they were not as bad as this.
I think this is like the opposite of effort. The universe is lesser for having you spew this garbage here.
You are accelerating the heat death of the universe. GG
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:28:00 -
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:HAHA
For once I am actually not trolling. Seriously how long do you think it will be until they shut the servers off? PS3 support isn't going to last forever.
You can label this trolling if it makes you feel better. The servers will be shut off eventually. I'm just wondering how long you people think this will last.
Honestly?
I would imagine your time prediction is correct. The game will probably last 2 years MAX before it switches to PS4/PC.
But spamming the forums with this crap is pointless. We all know, you're not being amusing, you're just being annoying as all hell.
Though most likely you really are a troll in which case I'm feeding you.
But hey, I am the cannibal troll type.
Respond to this and I will just be amused 
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:31:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:One time I ate 6 packages of circus peanuts. That's how I contracted diabetes.
I once fed a cat and he turned into a beautiful elephant that crushed me gracefully.
That's how I contracted super cancer.
Though it might have been the OP.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:34:00 -
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:I would honestly like top hear from CCP on this matter. If CCP doesn't like working with sony and legion is currently going nowhere, then what are we doing here and how long do we have to burn through our isk?
Seriously I know this is a sensititive matter. Please don't catch feelings.
What makes you think CCP hates Sony?
They're BFF's.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:40:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Cat Merc wrote:That's how I contracted super cancer Many will ask you if super cancer is real. It is very real, friend. Long ago, when OP was but a lad, he slept peacefully in his crib when a terrorist crept into the room. He ululated wildly as he burned six bibles and punched Michele Obama in the taint. The resulting Terroradiation gave OP super cancer of the urethra.
Ah but you see friend, the terrorist was just trying to melt the steel beams around OP's crib.
Nobody taught him that you can't melt steel beams with baby powder and Michele Obama blood mix, it's only as effective as jet fuel, which we all know is incapable of melting steel beams.
A more likely hypothesis is that the flying Spahgetti monster punished us for creating this terrible thing we call "OP", by bringing unto us a super cancer bearer baby.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:49:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Ah but you see, the terrorist was just trying to melt the steel beams around OP's crib.
Nobody taught him that you can't melt steel beams with baby powder and Michele Obama blood mix, it's only as effective as jet fuel, which we all know is incapable of melting steel beams.
A more likely hypothesis is that the flying Spahgetti monster punished us for creating this terrible thing we call "OP", by bringing unto us a super cancer bearer baby. OP should seek a super rabbi to dispel the super cancer for a meer 5 shekels. All it takes is just 10 shekels. Why doesn't OP have 15 shekels?
Well you see with the rapid rate of inflation combined with the decreasing wages, a lot of people just can't handle carrots turning blue.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 17:54:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Well you see with the rapid rate of inflation combined with the decreasing wages carrots turned blue. When mommies and daddies love each other very much, and mommy just finished watching Magic Mike, they have a special love wrestle. Nine months later mommy's downstairs meat curtain is destroyed when OP rips himself from it at 90mph. And that's how America won the Revolutionary War at Versailles. Next question.
How many oranges does it take to make meat?
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:05:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Cat Merc wrote:How many oranges does it take to make meat? Trick question: teh gays aren't real.
Preposterous!
My team of experts have spent millions of research dollars to figure out what makes OP so different from everyone else.
After taking skin samples from OP's Labia Majora, placing them in a test tube, then smashing that test tube into one of our colleagues because he's an asshole, and then having trouble getting it out because he was, well, an asshole, we put the skin samples under a microscope and found this evidence that OP, is in fact, a homosexual.
From this we can conclude that your statement is, in fact, proof that my hand is a foot.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:07:00 -
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Wasten wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Well you see with the rapid rate of inflation combined with the decreasing wages carrots turned blue. When mommies and daddies love each other very much, and mommy just finished watching Magic Mike, they have a special love wrestle. Nine months later mommy's downstairs meat curtain is destroyed when OP rips himself from it at 90mph. And that's how America won the Revolutionary War at Versailles. Next question. How many oranges does it take to make meat? You don't even play dust so stfu,
I evolved into a far higher state of being.
A pure forum warrior, dedicating all of his time to the one part of the game that matters.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:13:00 -
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Wasten wrote:
why do the forum community put up with ***** merc?
Boy, I have 1600 hours put into this game.
I think I have every right to take a few months off DUST to play the various games I got lately.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:15:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Cat Merc wrote:From this we can conclude that your statement is, in fact, proof that my hand is a foot. The proof is in the pudding. You can't explain it. It's like gotdayum magnets. Magnets are actually the secret to the relationship between bubbles and the most horrible thing in the worldSeriously don't click that. It's an unedited pic of the original post filtered through space magic.
You know what they say about men with large hands?
They have oversized reproductive organs.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:16:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Wasten wrote:[quote=Cat Merc]
why do the forum community put up with ***** merc? Hey Cat. I think I found the location of the sand that you found on that skin sample.
Sand in his jimmies must surely ruffle his jimmies.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:18:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:My daddy says if this post gets 1,000 Likes, OP can get treatment for his super cancer.
liek if u cri evrytiem OP wakes up from his bed.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:21:00 -
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https://i.imgur.com/UTKVDAA.jpg
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:26:00 -
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One of my brilliant engineers completed his latest machine!
It appears to be malfunctioning and having an unwanted behavior.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:30:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:I think the Op is a byproduct of the product of what happens when you throw beer and bacon through the Bamm process set to Havok levels.
Africa is clearly located in the Andromeda European union.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:32:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Did when how because many after market xbox 360 jet fuel Robert Downey Jr.'s pet pitbull?
Yes.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:34:00 -
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Cat Merc wrote:GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:I would honestly like top hear from CCP on this matter. If CCP doesn't like working with sony and legion is currently going nowhere, then what are we doing here and how long do we have to burn through our isk?
Seriously I know this is a sensititive matter. Please don't catch feelings. What makes you think CCP hates Sony? They're BFF's. They have expressed distaste on working with sony. Legion is currently going nowhere. I honestly doubt sony will even do business with CCP in the future. So were is this going? Xbox 1? doubt it. Does anyone really think they will be able to finish legion before the PS3 servers get shut off. Very unlikely. They were working on dust for 3-4 years before replication dropped. The chance of this game getting ported anywhere is very slim. I know the truth hurts but some of you are just going to have to accept that dust has no future.
Scrub Jelly can't melt steel beams.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:39:00 -
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To anyone entering this thread for the first time.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:45:00 -
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Cat Merc wrote:GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Cat Merc wrote:GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:I would honestly like top hear from CCP on this matter. If CCP doesn't like working with sony and legion is currently going nowhere, then what are we doing here and how long do we have to burn through our isk?
Seriously I know this is a sensititive matter. Please don't catch feelings. What makes you think CCP hates Sony? They're BFF's. They have expressed distaste on working with sony. Legion is currently going nowhere. I honestly doubt sony will even do business with CCP in the future. So were is this going? Xbox 1? doubt it. Does anyone really think they will be able to finish legion before the PS3 servers get shut off. Very unlikely. They were working on dust for 3-4 years before replication dropped. The chance of this game getting ported anywhere is very slim. I know the truth hurts but some of you are just going to have to accept that dust has no future. Scrub Jelly can't melt steel beams. lol you are the last person that should be calling anyone a scrub. I would like a serious response to my post because I'm pretty sure that's a checkmate. Dust is done and dying a slow painful death.. Would CCP care to comment on this?
Your whole post stands upon facts that aren't true.
There is nothing to comment on, CCP never commented on disliking working with Sony, and they're working together to get EVE Valkyrie on the PS4 with Project Morpheus.
Scrub.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:47:00 -
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Wasten wrote:I now see why dust is a total mess and it is slowly coming to it's end.
Because of this sad excuse of a forum, it's nothing but poison slowly killing the game.
Yes.
The forum killed it.
Not an absolutely useless management that made every possible mistake they could possibly make.
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:56:00 -
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:CCP failed on this game. Why would sony contract them again on the PS4. This is not going to be ported to ANY console and legion isn't even being worked on. So where is this going exactly? They are running out of time. The servers will shut off eventually and they are working on other games.
Denial is a hell of a drug.
Checkmate. Dust is dying and you know it deep down but you won't accept it.
Poor dust bunnies. All that isk you worked for will be useless.
lol
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Posted - 2015.04.16 18:56:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Jelly, when people die do they go to christian heaven or jewish heaven?
no
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Posted - 2015.04.16 19:11:00 -
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Cat Merc wrote:GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:CCP failed on this game. Why would sony contract them again on the PS4. This is not going to be ported to ANY console and legion isn't even being worked on. So where is this going exactly? They are running out of time. The servers will shut off eventually and they are working on other games.
Denial is a hell of a drug.
Checkmate. Dust is dying and you know it deep down but you won't accept it.
Poor dust bunnies. All that isk you worked for will be useless. lol As I said I want a serious response because as of right now that's a checkmate. You all just lost hence why you are all trolling me. How does it feel to know the game you love is dying and will soon just be dust in the wind. @ripley-When people die they return back to the collective consciousness that we are all unaware of. Jungian philosophy ftw
A checkmate worthy of a pigeon.
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Ripley Riley wrote:Has anyone ever wondered what Yoda's ***** looks like? Don't tell me you haven't. He's a living being that I assume is capable of reproduction. He has to have one.
Last time Yoda attempted to reproduce that way, OP was born.
Yoda then died of super cancer.
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:
As I said I want a serious response because as of right now that's a checkmate. You all just lost hence why you are all trolling me.
How does it feel to know the game you love is dying and will soon just be dust in the wind.
@ripley-When people die they return back to the collective consciousness that we are all unaware of. Jungian philosophy ftw
Wait GUYS GUYS! He thinks we might have been taking him seriously at all? Since when did we need REASONS to screw with someone being dumb? And goddammit cat, explain the nature of reality to Sandy V here. Honestly I like the trolling going on this thread. It is simply a knee jerk reaction to knowing your game is trash and is going nowhere. It's like the comic relief in full metal alchemist. I wouldn't expect most of you to accept that seeing as denial runs deep in the dust community. As I said in the beginning I'm not trolling. I may be a doom and gloomer. Holding my "The end is near sign on the side of the freeway." You guys getting mad and trolling me is just the cherry on top. 
I do wonder what I have to deny considering I don't even play the game anymore.
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Meh.
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Not only did you lose to me every time I saw you in game throughout the entire beta. You just lost again on the forums. GG
lol
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Not only did you lose to me every time I saw you in game throughout the entire beta. You just lost again on the forums. GG Post on your main you pansy. Main is banned. People know me. I'm kind of a big deal. Only scrubs haven't figured out who this is yet.
Did they finally ban you Spkr/Taka?
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Posted - 2015.04.16 21:22:00 -
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Sorry bud, you didn't leave enough of an impression for your name to be remembered.
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Sorry bud, you didn't leave enough of an impression for your name to be remembered. The good players remember me. I was just another red dot destroying you over and over again in your eyes. You were a really bad player so I bet that happened a lot. Hard to distinguish who is good or bad when you are getting wrecked all the time.
Yeah, I was pretty bad actually in beta.
But the thing is, I took note of the players who beat me down, and tried to see what they did right and to see how I could improve.
Apparently you didn't leave enough of an impression, despite you claiming that you constantly killed me.
So as far as I cared? Yeah, you were just another red berry I couldn't give enough shits about.
P.S, had a few 1v1 duels with regnyum early Uprising 1.8 (release day I believe), I won just as many as I lost.
So yeah, I have improved to the point where I can duel the best players in the game, despite having only about 1/6th of the amount of kills they had at the time.
Which pretty much tells me my learning techniques and practices worked.
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GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Cat Merc wrote:GET JELLY SCRUB wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Sorry bud, you didn't leave enough of an impression for your name to be remembered. The good players remember me. I was just another red dot destroying you over and over again in your eyes. You were a really bad player so I bet that happened a lot. Hard to distinguish who is good or bad when you are getting wrecked all the time. Yeah, I was pretty bad actually in beta. But the thing is, I took note of the players who beat me down, and tried to see what they did right and to see how I could improve. Apparently you didn't leave enough of an impression, despite you claiming that you constantly killed me. So as far as I cared? Yeah, you were just another red berry I couldn't give enough sh its about. P.S, had a few 1v1 duels with regnyum early Uprising 1.8 (release day I believe), I won just as many as I lost. So yeah, I have improved to the point where I can duel the best players in the game, despite having only about 1/6th of the amount of kills they had at the time. Which pretty much tells me my learning techniques and practices worked. Aiming mechanics were terrible and uprising had an insane amount of aim assist. Chromosone was a better build for measuring skill and you were garbage. Honestly being good at dust now or in uprising means nothing to me seeing as how this game takes very little skill now/then.
Actually my aim was good, my movement and tactics were just terrible.
Tracking targets was never a problem for me, and I doubt you were the exception.
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Anyway, I'm off to sleep.
Have fun stroking what's left of your epeen.
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