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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
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Posted - 2015.04.02 15:50:00 -
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So my corp is finally getting back into PC and my wife is getting fed up with my dusting habit
I usually got a game and played it A LOT but got bored of it pretty quick and stopped playing for a while... But with dust I never got bored and have played consistently for about a year and a half...
Looks like I will be cutting my dust time back to PC time slots only and hope that appeases my better half...
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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7th Son 7
BLITZKRIEG7
688
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Posted - 2015.04.02 16:19:00 -
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Bright Steel wrote:So my corp is finally getting back into PC and my wife is getting fed up with my dusting habit I usually got a game and played it A LOT but got bored of it pretty quick and stopped playing for a while... But with dust I never got bored and have played consistently for about a year and a half... Looks like I will be cutting my dust time back to PC time slots only and hope that appeases my better half...
No kidding, my wife always says that I love Dust more than her, she's teasing me of course. I'm just like "well........." lol
Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible........--- Stonewall Jackson
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
1091
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Posted - 2015.04.02 16:21:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:Bright Steel wrote:So my corp is finally getting back into PC and my wife is getting fed up with my dusting habit I usually got a game and played it A LOT but got bored of it pretty quick and stopped playing for a while... But with dust I never got bored and have played consistently for about a year and a half... Looks like I will be cutting my dust time back to PC time slots only and hope that appeases my better half... No kidding, my wife always says that I love Dust more than her, she's teasing me of course. I'm just like "well........." lol My has repeatedly threatened to sell or destroy it
When she says that I usually take a couple days off
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
8881
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Posted - 2015.04.02 16:21:00 -
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Step 1.) Marry a wife who plays video games. Step 2.) There is no step 2. She'll understand things like "Just one more match" and "I need to get to a save point" Step 2.5.) Never play Mario Party together... more like Divorce Court Party.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
1091
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Posted - 2015.04.02 16:25:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Step 1.) Marry a wife who plays video games. Step 2.) There is no step 2. She'll understand things like "Just one more match" and "I need to get to a save point" Step 2.5.) Never play Mario Party together... more like Divorce Court Party. Love is a fickle thing and doesn't bother with such nicety as wether both have ALL the same hobbies. When we were dating I was more into building mud trucks, but now I'm married and broke so that stopped. Dust is free and fun and... Well let's face it, I'm addicted to SP.
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
2509
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Posted - 2015.04.02 16:32:00 -
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God forbid I ever get married.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
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Ku Shala
UNITED MERCINARY AND PILOTS ALLIANCE Immortals of War
1344
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Posted - 2015.04.02 16:33:00 -
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step one. pleasure your better half
step two. feed you better half
step three. repeat step one and step 2 daily
step Four. slowly bring the geek out in her ( i suggest forcing her to watch starwars in its entirety in one sitting (ewaks are a big selling point))
step five. get her into dust or her own solo form of entertainment
step six. if this doesnt work to get 1hour or more game time a day kill and/or replace your better half
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Leovarian L Lavitz
We Forgotten Few
1467
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Posted - 2015.04.02 16:37:00 -
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I'm happy weather or not my s/o is happy.
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7th Son 7
BLITZKRIEG7
689
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Posted - 2015.04.02 16:40:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Step 1.) Marry a wife who plays video games. Step 2.) There is no step 2. She'll understand things like "Just one more match" and "I need to get to a save point" Step 2.5.) Never play Mario Party together... more like Divorce Court Party.
Last time I played Monopoly with her she threw the dice into our Christmas tree, not even kidding. Yeah I have that kind of life lol
Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible........--- Stonewall Jackson
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
1097
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Posted - 2015.04.02 17:12:00 -
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Leovarian L Lavitz wrote:I'm happy weather or not my s/o is happy. Well of she isn't happy long enough, you not going to be happy with half your stuff....
Incase you missed that, I was talking about divorce
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
1097
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Posted - 2015.04.02 17:14:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Step 1.) Marry a wife who plays video games. Step 2.) There is no step 2. She'll understand things like "Just one more match" and "I need to get to a save point" Step 2.5.) Never play Mario Party together... more like Divorce Court Party. Last time I played Monopoly with her she threw the dice into our Christmas tree, not even kidding. Yeah I have that kind of life lol I feel for you...
No sudden movements or loud noises... Nice and easy... Just stay calm... Now give her the chocolate and slowly back away...
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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byte modal
154
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Posted - 2015.04.02 17:25:00 -
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This thread makes me smile, yet at the same time scares me for my nearing future.
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
1099
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Posted - 2015.04.02 18:00:00 -
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byte modal wrote:This thread makes me smile, yet at the same time scares me for my nearing future. You'll be ok if you practice saying 3 phrases:
1) your right 2) I'm sorry 3) what ever you say
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Jammer Jalapeno
Dox You. Proficiency V.
193
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Posted - 2015.04.02 18:00:00 -
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I used to get frustrated at my hubby for playing this game over and over...then one day he made me a PSN account and dust character on our other ps3. "Check it out we can play together see"...."pick a medic suit, follow my fatty around" hahaha
Now we both junk out on this game.
MmMmMm TanKs....delicious TanKs
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Savage Mangler
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
335
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Posted - 2015.04.02 18:18:00 -
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Ku Shala wrote:step one. pleasure your better half
step two. feed you better half
step three. repeat step one and step 2 daily
step Four. slowly bring the geek out in her ( i suggest forcing her to watch starwars in its entirety in one sitting (ewaks are a big selling point))
step five. get her into dust or her own solo form of entertainment
step six. if this doesnt work to get 1hour or more game time a day kill and/or replace your better half This. Anime works just as well as Star Wars. Be careful though, the shock of hearing "babe that feels amazing but I have to beat this boss real quick" while you got your hand in her funny business might catch you off guard. What happens after the boss is beat...well let's just say that's victory in of itself
Free your mind, break your shackles.....
In other words....stop being a gorram metasheeple.
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byte modal
157
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Posted - 2015.04.02 18:33:00 -
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Bright Steel wrote:byte modal wrote:This thread makes me smile, yet at the same time scares me for my nearing future. You'll be ok if you practice saying 3 phrases: 1) your right 2) I'm sorry 3) what ever you say
1) Goes without saying. 2) Well-practiced, if not mastered. 3) Still learning best practices for this one. When I resort to this tactic, response is generally of doubt and assumed sarcasm. "You're only saying that because you don't want to argue---not that you really believe it" is the default counter---very effective. Encounter aggression only escalates at this point.
She does play WoW and enjoys Little Big Carting on the PS3. Still conceptualizing plans for FPS migration. She can handle a PS3 controller, so preliminary transitions are underway, though sci-fi is not a popular theme and particular violence is frowned upon. Anime seems off limits, though I think FLCL may offer a strategic bridge.
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My position is compromised. Will attempt to reestablish comms at a later time. *KRrrchtt*
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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byte modal
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Posted - 2015.04.02 18:41:00 -
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Jammer Jalapeno wrote:I used to get frustrated at my hubby for playing this game over and over...then one day he made me a PSN account and dust character on our other ps3. "Check it out we can play together see"...."pick a medic suit, follow my fatty around" hahaha Now we both junk out on this game.
OMG!!!1!!!!
I can just give her a logi and repper and explain the symbolism that without her support, I am simply lost and at the mercies of the world around me. "Keep me whole and stand at my side, and I will protect you... with my HMG fatty... at least until the match ends, or we're spawn-camped. But at least we'll be spawn-camped... together."
This thread is so much better than working page layout ATM. <3<3<3
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
1110
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Posted - 2015.04.02 19:13:00 -
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byte modal wrote:Jammer Jalapeno wrote:I used to get frustrated at my hubby for playing this game over and over...then one day he made me a PSN account and dust character on our other ps3. "Check it out we can play together see"...."pick a medic suit, follow my fatty around" hahaha Now we both junk out on this game. OMG!!!1!!!! I can just give her a logi and repper and explain the symbolism that without her support, I am simply lost and at the mercies of the world around me. "Keep me whole and stand at my side, and I will protect you... with my HMG fatty... at least until the match ends, or we're spawn-camped. But at least we'll be spawn-camped... together." This thread is so much better than working page layout ATM. <3<3<3 I sooo need a second PS3 to try this!!!!
She's always talking about doing stuff together and we did play little big planet together for a while :)
You my friend have stumbled upon pure gold!!!
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Inc. Negative-Feedback
1460
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Posted - 2015.04.02 19:15:00 -
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Wives and Girlfriends are OP. NERF THEM!!!
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU DON'T NEED GLASSES
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Krixus Flux
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
567
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Posted - 2015.04.02 19:17:00 -
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My friend's wife HATES Dust. He's a dad now and hasn't played in a while but I know my bro misses Dust.
Saying what's on people's minds
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Mortishai Belmont
G.L.O.R.Y General Tso's Alliance
683
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Posted - 2015.04.02 19:32:00 -
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You gotta either do that... Become a king at mutl-tasking/pleasing, or get her hooked on the game too.
Personally if you could combine those last two I think you'd be better off >.>
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Jammer Jalapeno
Dox You. Proficiency V.
197
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Posted - 2015.04.02 20:18:00 -
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This thread is so much better than working page layout ATM. <3<3<3[/quote] I sooo need a second PS3 to try this!!!!
She's always talking about doing stuff together and we did play little big planet together for a while :)
You my friend have stumbled upon pure gold!!![/quote]
Yea it helps too if she finds other girlies to squad with. I can't explain it but it's just fun. You talk about your mens and other things. At first I really hated this game...I always got stomped royally because I had never played a FPS game before but after you meet some cool people its not that bad.
MmMmMm TanKs....delicious TanKs
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.04.02 20:28:00 -
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Just throw a fashion magazine away from the TV, when she comes back with it in her muzzle, throw it again.
Simple.
KDR matchmaking fixes everything but the stupid purple Quafe stuff.
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
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Posted - 2015.04.03 04:15:00 -
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Wow, more like then post
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
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Posted - 2015.04.03 04:16:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Just throw a fashion magazine away from the TV, when she comes back with it in her muzzle, throw it again.
Simple. And I'm going to assume your single...
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
2529
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Posted - 2015.04.03 05:27:00 -
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Mortishai Belmont wrote:You gotta either do that... Become a king at mutl-tasking/pleasing, or get her hooked on the game too.
Personally if you could combine those last two I think you'd be better off >.> Third option; best option: stay single.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
I'm a monster
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.04.03 10:29:00 -
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Bright Steel wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Just throw a fashion magazine away from the TV, when she comes back with it in her muzzle, throw it again.
Simple. And I'm going to assume your single... My single what?
KDR matchmaking fixes everything but the stupid purple Quafe stuff.
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Albyat Tyre
Glitched Connection
108
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Posted - 2015.04.03 19:20:00 -
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Bright Steel wrote:byte modal wrote:This thread makes me smile, yet at the same time scares me for my nearing future. You'll be ok if you practice saying 3 phrases: 1) your right 2) I'm sorry 3) what ever you say 4) Yes Dear.
To live as one shall live, I prefer killing red dots.
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7th Son 7
BLITZKRIEG7
704
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Posted - 2015.04.03 19:29:00 -
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Albyat Tyre wrote:Bright Steel wrote:byte modal wrote:This thread makes me smile, yet at the same time scares me for my nearing future. You'll be ok if you practice saying 3 phrases: 1) your right 2) I'm sorry 3) what ever you say 4) Yes Dear.
5) I Know
Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible........--- Stonewall Jackson
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1913 DfLo
ScReWeD uP InC Smart Deploy
343
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Posted - 2015.04.03 19:41:00 -
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No Issues here. She plays Dust also. Pretty sweet.
Bright you're right. Happy wife equals happy life.
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7th Son 7
BLITZKRIEG7
705
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Posted - 2015.04.03 19:44:00 -
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1913 DfLo wrote:No Issues here. She plays Dust also. Pretty sweet. Bright you're right. Happy wife equals happy life.
You sir are one lucky mofo!
Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible........--- Stonewall Jackson
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.04.03 20:32:00 -
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1913 DfLo wrote:No Issues here. She plays Dust also. Pretty sweet. Bright you're right. Happy wife equals happy life. If there was anything that made then happy for any measurable amount of time, this might seem rational.
KDR matchmaking fixes everything but the stupid purple Quafe stuff.
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Medical Crash
RED 0MEN. Ashtar Federation
388
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Posted - 2015.04.03 21:59:00 -
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Bright Steel wrote:So my corp is finally getting back into PC and my wife is getting fed up with my dusting habit I usually got a game and played it A LOT but got bored of it pretty quick and stopped playing for a while... But with dust I never got bored and have played consistently for about a year and a half... Looks like I will be cutting my dust time back to PC time slots only and hope that appeases my better half... lol ur wife has ur balls in a vicegrip. You are to supposed to make the rules of the house, not her..... God wat a time we live in. Got that oneitis eh?
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
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Posted - 2015.04.03 22:46:00 -
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Medical Crash wrote:Bright Steel wrote:So my corp is finally getting back into PC and my wife is getting fed up with my dusting habit I usually got a game and played it A LOT but got bored of it pretty quick and stopped playing for a while... But with dust I never got bored and have played consistently for about a year and a half... Looks like I will be cutting my dust time back to PC time slots only and hope that appeases my better half... lol ur wife has ur balls in a vicegrip. You are to supposed to make the rules of the house, not her..... God wat a time we live in. Got that oneitis eh? After 8 years of marriage I have come to realize, as most should, that it is a two way street. There are many concessions both parties can and should make for each other. My wife does many things for me and puts up with a lot and I try my best to treat her as though she is the best thing that ever happened to me, cause well... She is
Call it what you will...
I call it a healthy loving relationship....
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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Seductive Minx
Rogue Instincts Ashtar Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.04.03 23:24:00 -
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1. Take a night or two off and go on a date "like the good old days"
2. GAME
3. The next day surprise her with flowers (even hand picked ones, preferably not from your own garden).
4. When she gets narky Cook dinner or breakfast in bed and have your own breakfast with her in bed. DO THE CLEANING UP
5. GAME
^ Repeat monthly. And during her period make sure you to tell her how beautiful she is everyday.
*I'm a female gamer with a gamer partner and sometimes I need date nights out of the house and just time with him getting one-on-one time without game talk and just bonding.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
Y.A.M.A.H
575
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Posted - 2015.04.03 23:26:00 -
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Bright Steel wrote:So my corp is finally getting back into PC and my wife is getting fed up with my dusting habit I usually got a game and played it A LOT but got bored of it pretty quick and stopped playing for a while... But with dust I never got bored and have played consistently for about a year and a half... Looks like I will be cutting my dust time back to PC time slots only and hope that appeases my better half...
Well, if you want to make your wife happy then I don't think a PC slot is the slot you should be concerning yourself with.
Death is a serious businessGǪ So is running a shoddy, half-baked game company.
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Imp Smash
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
753
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Posted - 2015.04.03 23:39:00 -
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I generally bang my girl while playing dust if she bitches. Subconscious association, brain chemicals, stuff like that.
Haven't had a girl ***** about Dust in years.
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