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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.31 13:57:00 -
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CCPlease buff the magsex.
Empirical Evidence
- Tiny and pathetic
- Half the time it can't even get good penetration
- It can't shoot very far
- Dispersion is terrible; I aim for the face, but I usually hit chest
- Recovery time is terrible too; it takes so long to reload I feel like I'm an old man
Reasons not to buff the magsex
Things you must ask yourself
- Why not buff the magsex? On second thought, that is a stupid question.
- Are you going to see Jurassic World? Chris Pratt knocked GotG out of the park so maybe he'll keep that momentum up, you know?
- Are you getting enough fiber? Fiber is important for a healthy digestive system. For people under the age of 50 it is recommended to get 25 - 30g of fiber per day.
- Can the magsex be used as a flotation device?
- Is Ripley ruggedly handsome? I'll save you some time: yes.
- When was the last time you called your gram gram and grandpa? They miss you terribly and they have lots of wisdom to share!
Thank you for your time.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.31 17:39:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:Why can't more people post such logical and coherent ways to nerf or buff something. Everybody normally wants to start throwing all these numbers around, which only ends up giving me a headache. ^ But this I totally understand  I endeavor to post nothing but the finest, data driven, efficient nonsense possible.
duster 35000 wrote:Wait, who are we shipping it with? Shippy the shipping ship that ships shipping ships? Or rainbowdash? I ship Magsex / Pinkie Pie, because I'm not a goddamn commie.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.31 19:25:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:What does it matter if the magsex can be used as a flotation device if there is no water?
UNLESS YOU MEAN AIR!!!
Can you imagine holding on to your magsex and flying around the map, and raining death on unsuspecting enemies?
That would certainly be a buff. To activate the Mylolfly Set Bonus you must equip the MagSex and the Myofib Goku Water.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.01 16:28:00 -
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1e 3peat wrote:Only if the assault smg gets its proper clip size What, in all of god's great creation, made you think this was a fo-real thread?
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.01 16:43:00 -
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GLOBAL RAGE wrote:My grand parents are all dead, Paternal died fighting the japs in the Pacific and Maternal died in Normandy fighting the Germans. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender turns to him and says, "I'll serve ya... but don't you start anything!"
DRT 99 wrote:Magsex needs a 20% buff in size and atleast 15% buff in hardness.
A significant reduction in charge time and reload would be helpful as well, so it can use its newly increased size and hardness sooner and more frequently.
Also what would be the communities thoughts on an increased rate of fire? I feel like it needs to be more vigorous. This man gets it.
I think a variant of the blue pill-er-myofib stimulant should increase the potency of the magsex.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.01 17:39:00 -
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duster 35000 wrote:You should see the **** I read on fimfiction.net.
especially the dark stuff...with gore...and mind control...and sex...and tentacles Although not all at once in a story. I've been forwarded a Sonic fanfiction where Knuckles rips out Tails' intestines, wraps them around his own dink, and proceeds to rub one out. Tails, barely alive, is incredibly turned on by this. The story is from his POV.
That was the day I became a man.
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