September 2013 - Chapter 5: Going nowhere

Newblet logged into dust after 2 hours sleep. Newblet had decided to sell its soul to dust and had officially decided to nolife the sht out of it. Newblet loaded up the corp tab, only to have it crash the game for it. Patiently, Newblet loaded dust up again, and again, and again.

Finally Newblet was blessed with being able to look up the list of corps. It scrolled through until it found Dust university. Now Newblet didn't really want to join and be told how to actually play. Itt was quite content with carrying on being a total invalid. By this point Newlet has p!ssed away 8 million skill points but not a single point in core skills or proto. Newblet had now attained a 0.45 k/d and was quite proud.

Newblet applied to dust university and patiently awaited a response. In the meantime, Newblet continued to beat one out and cry over how uncool it was and decided to help balance the game by way of nerfs to everything.


November 2013 - Chapter 7: Newblet stalks a pro

Newblet logged in as usual. Dust had become Newblets life fully and it cared not for anything else. It opened up the battle finder and accepted a public contract.

Newblet loaded into the warbarge and the usual mock bumming sessions began on poor helpless Newblet. People were glitching up onto a raise part of the warbarge as if to be on some kind of stage and others were somehow killing their buddy in one of the corners.

"Were these hackers?" Newblet pondered. You see Newblet was so unequivocally special that it actually thought that stuff was possible on console.

The match began and the usual complete fail ensued. It didn't matter what Newbelt did, it had wasted it's sp, couldn't create proper fittings and all around sucked so bad that aim assist wasn't good enough either. Newblet noticed that a group of 5 guys were rekting everyone. One in particular by the name of Regnyum was especially owning.

Feeling lucky, Newblet went after the player.

Newblet made his approach from atop a hill which overlooked a small base that had hills encircling it around the northern parts. Newblet though he was being very clever and sneaky. What Newblet didn't know is that Regnyum already knew he ws there but thought it would be a ggood idea to draw it in for an easier and more humiliating kill.

Regnyum was stood facing a small compound about 100 metres away, feigning that he was not aware. Newblet made his way up to Regnyum whose buddies were off redline raping blue dots from one of the other objectives that was on a small raised hill not far from Newblets own mcc.

Newblet got within 30 metres of Reg and opened fire with his mlt AR.