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Vicious Minotaur
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Posted - 2015.03.17 21:19:00 -
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I party like a monk.
I spent highschool among drug addicts, drug dealers, alcoholics, STD ridden "rabbits" and soon to be felons. Now, I spend time with people that think getting blackout drunk is "fun"and celebrate certain days just so they have a "legitimate" reason to drink unhealthy amounts of alcohol.
Enjoy your alcoholic beverages. Hopefully, in responsible amounts.
Bleh. I'm just sick of seeing fatal DWIs on the local news.
/party pooper
I am a minotaur.
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Vicious Minotaur
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Posted - 2015.03.18 04:40:00 -
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1913 DfLo wrote:Vicious Minotaur wrote:
/party pooper
I understand what you mean. Don't hang if you can't.
What? If your words mean what I think they mean... Well...
Me. Of German, Russian, and Irish descent.
Me. Whose sister can out-drink most men.
Me. To whom alcohol may as well be water....
...can't hang. Yeah.
Never mind that I have seen too many deaths at the hands of alcohol. I have driven by dead bodies sprawled out in the street after DWIs. Old friends have bled out in the street after drunk drivers hit them.
When ever I go out and drive, I have to watch my back due to a systematic failure of our justice system to properly deal with jackass alcoholics who drive while intoxicated.
There may be a time and a place for facetiousness... but that time and place, for me, ain't here. Sorry. I'll probably wake up to a news report about fatal accidents... again.
/annoying seriousness
I am a minotaur.
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Vicious Minotaur
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Posted - 2015.03.18 05:09:00 -
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Whats out of proportion?
Me being real? Speaking of my experiences? Me being the metaphorical cranky old man, waving his cane and yelling "get off my lawn!" ?
Naw. You know whats out of proportion? St. Patrick's day.
I am a minotaur.
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Vicious Minotaur
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Posted - 2015.03.18 05:33:00 -
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If somebody allows some jerkoff Minotaur to harm their buzz, I must say: their buzz was like that of a gnat: weak. LIke, really weak.
If someone wants a circle jerk, I recommend an orgy(probably easier to find one, these days!).
If somebody wants to be surrounded by 'yes men,' they'll probably find them out at whatever St. Patrick's day party or at the local pub.
Even then, if somebody is taking St. Patrick's day to heart, they probably won't remember me, being a worse buzzkill than that stupid Family Guy joke. They'll either have no memory at all, or remember the good times with family/friends.
I am a minotaur.
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