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Nocturnal Soul wrote:

Fizzer XCIV wrote:

Ripley Riley wrote:

Fizzer XCIV wrote:

Anyhow, I had a weird dream the night before last.

I was hired to work for a "Corn Factory". They manufactured corn. :/ IDK...
They took it pretty damn seriously. If ANYTHING new or unforseen happened in the factory, they would "consult the scrolls".
They has a basement full of quasi-religious scrolls that had the answer for every situation imaginable.
It was really weird because the building was super tiny. Like the entire factory was just two tiny rooms with corn flowing into and out of it at either end.
They also had an office "building" outside. It was just some cubicles in the front yard. No roof. But it had flooring, and a water cooler and junk.

So I was hired as the truck driver that drove the corn places. It was just my first day though, so I was in the passenger seat.
The guy driving was driving like a maniac. Literally plowing through stoplights and running over smaller cars, and he acted completely nor am in the car, like it was just another day delivering corn. I acted normally too...

Then the dream ended...

I'm ******* dieing here. I can't breath.

When the wife asks me something I'm not sure of I'm going to reply, "We must consult the scrolls..." in a dark voice.

They said it in a really... everyday... voice. Like it was just what they did everyday.

"Oh. The corn machine broke, better go consult the scrolls."
They'd call on an old man in a blue robe and he'd climb down a ladder and come up with armfulls huge brown scrolls a few seconds later.

When he read them did he go blind?

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Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8248	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:38:00 - [1] - Quote So I started taking zinc recently; 25mg a day right after dinner. I read it caused vivid dreams/nightmares but I didn't put much stock in that. I couldn't find a clinical study that backed up that rumor. Last night I dreamt this cow-woman hybrid needed to me to milk her giant ***** because they were causing her pain so I did. Then I mixed her milk with egg whites and microwaved it. The resulting shake caused anyone who drank it to get swole without working out. Just drink the * milk and sleep: boom *** ripped. I sold this magic * milk for millions and bought lots of cow-women to milk. I bought all of the houses on my street and bulldozed them to make room for more pastures. I branded all of the cow-women with a hot iron and that some how made them smarter. They formed a union and wanted milking done more often so I hired a couple college interns and somehow made that a tax write off. I was filthy *** rich so I voted republican, naturally. I bought a really nice suit to wear when I wasn't at the *** milk farm. It was a good time. Then I woke up to find out that we had actually hit 5,000,000 clones. Between the dream and us completing the 5MCC challenge, I'm not sure which I am more amazed by. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Cpl Foster USMC Sniper Research Lab 1114	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:40:00 - [2] - Quote take a double dose tonite and post again tomorrow....please..... is 'Sniper Hate' still a thing ???? If not I'm bringing it back...
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 15463	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:41:00 - [3] - Quote Aunt Ripley? Why is you of dreaming about milk factory woman? Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan! *Vote 'Keshava' for the new Gallente vehicle name!*
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8248	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:42:00 - [4] - Quote Cpl Foster USMC wrote: take a double dose tonite and post again tomorrow....please..... Will do. If I die, know that it will be on the giant bosom of a cow-woman. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 5839	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:42:00 - [5] - Quote Cool dream, sounds like the trips I go on when I fall asleep to Techno Trance. (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
Xocoyol Zaraoul Superior Genetics 3554	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:43:00 - [6] - Quote You need to keep a dream diary next to the bed and keep taking those crazy pills. "You see those red dots over there? Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
Fizzer XCIV Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 2562	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:43:00 - [7] - Quote Slaps knees furiously. Home at Last <3
Crimson ShieId Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 2107	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:46:00 - [8] - Quote ... Adds zinc to the list of things to buy at the grocery store My Plasma Cannon says "Hello" to your face~
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8248	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:47:00 - [9] - Quote Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote: You need to keep a dream diary next to the bed and keep taking those crazy pills. Is dream diary a thing? To google... it is a thing. I'll do it for you guys, because I'm willing to risk metal poisoning to bring you tales of breast milk and what not. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Xocoyol Zaraoul Superior Genetics 3554	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:48:00 - [10] - Quote YAAAAAAAAAY! Your post made my morning, it truly did. "You see those red dots over there? Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire

Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8248	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:48:00 - [11] - Quote Crimson ShieId wrote: ... Adds zinc to the list of things to buy at the grocery store You will probably find it in 50mg doses. Mine was cheap too; $4 USD for 100. I cut that in half and eat it before bed, just after I eat. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Xocoyol Zaraoul Superior Genetics 3554	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:50:00 - [12] - Quote Now add that to some crazy authentic Indian food and see what wild nightmares you have then. "You see those red dots over there? Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8259	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:51:00 - [13] - Quote Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote: Now add that to some crazy authentic Indian food and see what wild nightmares you have then. The nightmare would be in my colon, friend. That's where the real 9th layer exists. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Foo Fighting Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 202	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:52:00 - [14] - Quote Nerf zinc - it's OP as hell!
Fizzer XCIV Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 2564	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:52:00 - [15] - Quote Anyhow, I had a weird dream the night before last. I was hired to work for a "Corn Factory". They manufactured corn. :/ IDK... They took it pretty damn seriously. If ANYTHING new or unforseen happened in the factory, they would "consult the scrolls". They has a basement full of quasi-religious scrolls that had the answer for every situation imaginable. It was really weird because the building was super tiny. Like the entire factory was just two tiny rooms with corn flowing into and out of it at either end. They also had an office "building" outside. It was just some cubicles in the front yard. No roof. But it had flooring, and a water cooler and junk. So I was hired as the truck driver that drove the corn places. It was just my first day though, so I was in the passenger seat. The guy driving was driving like a maniac. Literally plowing through stoplights and running over smaller cars, and he acted completely nor am in the car, like it was just another day delivering corn. I acted normally too... Then the dream ended... Home at Last <3
Damodred Matari Heavy Support INC 60	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:52:00 - [16] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: Cool dream, sounds like the trips I go on when I fall asleep to Techno Trance. Asleep or high as fk by some speakers?. H'RENK!. KEQ - Gaming community currently making you all cry. H'renk Bomborass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9betf8_sU
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8259	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:54:00 - [17] - Quote Fizzer XCIV wrote: Anyhow, I had a weird dream the night before last. I was hired to work for a "Corn Factory". They manufactured corn. :/ IDK... They took it pretty damn seriously. If ANYTHING new or unforseen happened in the factory, they would "consult the scrolls". They has a basement full of quasi-religious scrolls that had the answer for every situation imaginable. It was really weird because the building was super tiny. Like the entire factory was just two tiny rooms with corn flowing into and out of it at either end. They also had an office "building" outside. It was just some cubicles in the front yard. No roof. But it had flooring, and a water cooler and junk. So I was hired as the truck driver that drove the corn places. It was just my first day though, so I was in the passenger seat. The guy driving was driving like a maniac. Literally plowing through stoplights and running over smaller cars, and he acted completely nor am in the car, like it was just another day delivering corn. I acted normally too... Then the dream ended... I'm ******* dieing here. I can't breath. When the wife asks me something I'm not sure of I'm going to reply, "We must consult the scrolls..." in a dark voice. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Fixitgd Incorruptibles 308	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:55:00 - [18] - Quote WTF!!! See what you have done CCP. Are you happy now? For the love of all that is good in the dust messiah even he cannot save Ripley from his delusions. Just as we are delusional in playing the endless cycle of the lobby shooter. Give us no lag, give us ps4 or PC, please, I don't know how much longer Ripley is going to last. Maybe we can buy zinc in the market. "Suck it!" - S.M.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8259	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:56:00 - [19] - Quote Fixitgd wrote: Maybe we can buy zinc in the market. WTB zinc in Warlords 1.1 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Fixitgd Incorruptibles 308	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:58:00 - [20] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Fixitgd wrote: Maybe we can buy zinc in the market. WTB zinc in Warlords 1.1 Level 6 warbarge "Suck it!" - S.M.

Fizzer XCIV Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 2566	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:59:00 - [21] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Fizzer XCIV wrote: Anyhow, I had a weird dream the night before last. I was hired to work for a "Corn Factory". They manufactured corn. :/ IDK... They took it pretty damn seriously. If ANYTHING new or unforseen happened in the factory, they would "consult the scrolls". They has a basement full of quasi-religious scrolls that had the answer for every situation imaginable. It was really weird because the building was super tiny. Like the entire factory was just two tiny rooms with corn flowing into and out of it at either end. They also had an office "building" outside. It was just some cubicles in the front yard. No roof. But it had flooring, and a water cooler and junk. So I was hired as the truck driver that drove the corn places. It was just my first day though, so I was in the passenger seat. The guy driving was driving like a maniac. Literally plowing through stoplights and running over smaller cars, and he acted completely nor am in the car, like it was just another day delivering corn. I acted normally too... Then the dream ended... I'm ******* dieing here. I can't breath. When the wife asks me something I'm not sure of I'm going to reply, "We must consult the scrolls..." in a dark voice. They said it in a really... everyday... voice. Like it was just what they did everyday. "Oh. The corn machine broke, better go consult the scrolls." They'd call on an old man in a blue robe and he'd climb down a ladder and come up with armfulls huge brown scrolls a few seconds later. Home at Last <3
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 5839	Posted - 2015.03.11 17:59:00 - [22] - Quote Damodred Matari wrote: Nocturnal Soul wrote: Cool dream, sounds like the trips I go on when I fall asleep to Techno Trance. Asleep or high as fk by some speakers?. H'RENK!. No I was asleep, but to make sense of the stuff I did in the dream I was smoking a few with my friends... After that all I remember is running with my dog and then I woke up. (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 5839	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:00:00 - [23] - Quote Fizzer XCIV wrote: Ripley Riley wrote: Fizzer XCIV wrote: Anyhow, I had a weird dream the night before last. I was hired to work for a "Corn Factory". They manufactured corn. :/ IDK... They took it pretty damn seriously. If ANYTHING new or unforseen happened in the factory, they would "consult the scrolls". They has a basement full of quasi-religious scrolls that had the answer for every situation imaginable. It was really weird because the building was super tiny. Like the entire factory was just two tiny rooms with corn flowing into and out of it at either end. They also had an office "building" outside. It was just some cubicles in the front yard. No roof. But it had flooring, and a water cooler and junk. So I was hired as the truck driver that drove the corn places. It was just my first day though, so I was in the passenger seat. The guy driving was driving like a maniac. Literally plowing through stoplights and running over smaller cars, and he acted completely nor am in the car, like it was just another day delivering corn. I acted normally too... Then the dream ended... I'm ******* dieing here. I can't breath. When the wife asks me something I'm not sure of I'm going to reply, "We must consult the scrolls..." in a dark voice. They said it in a really... everyday... voice. Like it was just what they did everyday. "Oh. The corn machine broke, better go consult the scrolls." They'd call on an old man in a blue robe and he'd climb down a ladder and come up with armfulls huge brown scrolls a few seconds later. When he read them did he go blind? (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8263	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:01:00 - [24] - Quote Fizzer XCIV wrote: They'd call on an old man in a blue robe and he'd climb down a ladder and come up with armfulls huge brown scrolls a few seconds later. Job Title: Scroll Supervisor. The rest of the company just calls him Jerry. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Fizzer XCIV Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 2566	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:03:00 - [25] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: Fizzer XCIV wrote: Ripley Riley wrote: Fizzer XCIV wrote: Anyhow, I had a weird dream the night before last. I was hired to work for a "Corn Factory". They manufactured corn. :/ IDK... They took it pretty damn seriously. If ANYTHING new or unforseen happened in the factory, they would "consult the scrolls". They has a basement full of quasi-religious scrolls that had the answer for every situation imaginable. It was really weird because the building was super tiny. Like the entire factory was just two tiny rooms with corn flowing into and out of it at either end. They also had an office "building" outside. It was just some cubicles in the front yard. No roof. But it had flooring, and a water cooler and junk. So I was hired as the truck driver that drove the corn places. It was just my first day though, so I was in the passenger seat. The guy driving was driving like a maniac. Literally plowing through stoplights and running over smaller cars, and he acted completely nor am in the car, like it was just another day delivering corn. I acted normally too... Then the dream ended... I'm ******* dieing here. I can't breath. When the wife asks me something I'm not sure of I'm going to reply, "We must consult the scrolls..." in a dark voice. They said it in a really... everyday... voice. Like it was just what they did everyday. "Oh. The corn machine broke, better go consult the scrolls." They'd call on an old man in a blue robe and he'd climb down a ladder and come up with armfulls huge brown scrolls a few seconds later. When he read them did he go blind? I don't know. I assume they were my mind filling in gaps with elder scrolls somehow, but they didn't look like elder scrolls. They looked like brown paper bags rolled up. They were huge though. Like a meter long and as thick as an arm. Home at Last <3
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 15464	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:06:00 - [26] - Quote My weirdest dream had me playing a competently made DUST 514, and I was enjoying it thoroughly. Then I realized that it's CCP, and they couldn't have made a game that isn't f'd up, and I woke up from the realization that it's just a dream. I wish I was making this up. Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan! *Vote 'Keshava' for the new Gallente vehicle name!*
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 5839	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:07:00 - [27] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: My weirdest dream recently (that I remember) had me playing a competently made DUST 514, and I was enjoying it thoroughly. Then I realized that it's CCP, and they couldn't have made a game that isn't f'd up, and I woke up from the realization that it's just a dream. I wish I was making this up. Should of used the red ball method to stay asleep (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 15464	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:09:00 - [28] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: Cat Merc wrote: My weirdest dream recently (that I remember) had me playing a competently made DUST 514, and I was enjoying it thoroughly. Then I realized that it's CCP, and they couldn't have made a game that isn't f'd up, and I woke up from the realization that it's just a dream. I wish I was making this up. Should of used the red ball method to stay asleep Wh...What? Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan! *Vote 'Keshava' for the new Gallente vehicle name!*
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 5839	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:12:00 - [29] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Nocturnal Soul wrote: Cat Merc wrote: My weirdest dream recently (that I remember) had me playing a competently made DUST 514, and I was enjoying it thoroughly. Then I realized that it's CCP, and they couldn't have made a game that isn't f'd up, and I woke up from the realization that it's just a dream. I wish I was making this up. Should of used the red ball method to stay asleep Wh...What? If you see something that triggers you to realize that you're asleep in your dream there could be a possibility that you can control what happens in it. Pretty much the movie inception (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
Union118 Heaven's Lost Property 437	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:15:00 - [30] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: So I started taking zinc recently; 25mg a day right after dinner. I read it caused vivid dreams/nightmares but I didn't put much stock in that. I couldn't find a clinical study that backed up that rumor. Last night I dreamt this cow-woman hybrid needed to me to milk her giant ***** because they were causing her pain so I did. Then I mixed her milk with egg whites and microwaved it. The resulting shake caused anyone who drank it to get swole without working out. Just drink the * milk and sleep: boom *** ripped. I sold this magic * milk for millions and bought lots of cow-women to milk. I bought all of the houses on my street and bulldozed them to make room for more pastures. I branded all of the cow-women with a hot iron and that some how made them smarter. They formed a union and wanted milking done more often so I hired a couple college interns and somehow made that a tax write off. I was filthy *** rich so I voted republican, naturally. I bought a really nice suit to wear when I wasn't at the *** milk farm. It was a good time. Then I woke up to find out that we had actually hit 5,000,000 clones. Between the dream and us completing the 5MCC challenge, I'm not sure which I am more amazed by. I hate you. Thats to darn funny. +1 Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8264	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:21:00 - [31] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: My weirdest dream recently (that I remember) had me playing a competently made DUST 514, and I was enjoying it thoroughly. I have that dream often. I wake up with an erection as hard as Chinese algebra and tears in my eyes. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
John Psi Vacuum Cleaner. LLC Steel Balls Alliance 1388	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:25:00 - [32] - Quote Zinc compensates overabundance of lead in the body? Cool! ))) Please support fair play!
VAHZZ 848	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:36:00 - [33] - Quote I had a weird AF dream recently too, but I don't wanna hijack this beautiful thread. Ripley, you always know how to make me bust a rib. *The supreme art of war, is to subdue the enemy without fighting*.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8269	Posted - 2015.03.11 18:50:00 - [34] - Quote VAHZZ wrote: I had a weird AF dream recently too, but I don't wanna hijack this beautiful thread. Ripley, you always know how to make me bust a rib. I'm not sure if you are aware, but this thread has no other purpose than to warn/boast of the effects zinc has on one's dreams. Post away. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
2Berries Ghosts of Dawn General Tso's Alliance 718	Posted - 2015.03.11 19:00:00 - [35] - Quote Shoot zinc with milk. Rip, your threads are THE BEST! I'm trying to make the grass fabulous but the f**king sticks won't work!
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8270	Posted - 2015.03.11 19:28:00 - [36] - Quote Haven't you ever looked at a woman's breasts and thought, "I would milk those, if given the chance." My dream self thought that and he turned into a millionaire. Dream big kids. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8298	Posted - 2015.03.12 01:17:00 - [37] - Quote Bumping this once, purely in the hope that CCP Rattati will see it and lose all faith in humanity. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
microwave UDIE Incorruptibles 75	Posted - 2015.03.12 01:19:00 - [38] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Cat Merc wrote: My weirdest dream recently (that I remember) had me playing a competently made DUST 514, and I was enjoying it thoroughly. I have that dream often. I wake up with an erection as hard as Chinese algebra and tears in my eyes. This why you're taking zinc? Disclosure was not had here. Signature that says stuff.
microwave UDIE Incorruptibles 78	Posted - 2015.03.12 01:20:00 - [39] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Bumping this once, purely in the hope that CCP Rattati will see it and lose all faith in humanity. Dust Messiah doesn't speak to heathens and Pharisees. Signature that says stuff.
Onesimus Tarsus is-a-Corporation 3145	Posted - 2015.03.12 01:28:00 - [40] - Quote In the dream, did you dream? Milkursion. KDR matchmaking fixes everything but the stupid purple Quafe stuff.

Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 8311	Posted - 2015.03.12 01:30:00 - [41] - Quote Onesimus Tarsus wrote: In the dream, did you dream? Milkception. That noise from Inception. You know the one. It's playing in your head right now. 4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
microwave UDIE Incorruptibles 78	Posted - 2015.03.12 01:30:00 - [42] - Quote Onesimus Tarsus wrote: In the dream, did you dream? Milkception. But did you die? Signature that says stuff.
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 15467	Posted - 2015.03.12 03:19:00 - [43] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Nocturnal Soul wrote: Cat Merc wrote: My weirdest dream recently (that I remember) had me playing a competently made DUST 514, and I was enjoying it thoroughly. Then I realized that it's CCP, and they couldn't have made a game that isn't f'd up, and I woke up from the realization that it's just a dream. I wish I was making this up. Should of used the red ball method to stay asleep Wh...What? If you see something that triggers you to realize that you're asleep in your dream there could be a possibility that you can control what happens in it. Pretty much the movie inception I am aware, I tend to do that quite often. I just don't know what red ball method means. Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan! *Vote 'Keshava' for the new Gallente vehicle name!*
DRT 99 Commando Perkone Caldari State 228	Posted - 2015.03.12 03:24:00 - [44] - Quote This almost explains shoot scout with yes. Almost.


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