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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 17:38:00 -
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So I started taking zinc recently; 25mg a day right after dinner. I read it caused vivid dreams/nightmares but I didn't put much stock in that. I couldn't find a clinical study that backed up that rumor.
Last night I dreamt this cow-woman hybrid needed to me to milk her giant ******* because they were causing her pain so I did. Then I mixed her milk with egg whites and microwaved it.
The resulting shake caused anyone who drank it to get swole without working out. Just drink the ***** milk and sleep: boom ******* ripped. I sold this magic ***** milk for millions and bought lots of cow-women to milk. I bought all of the houses on my street and bulldozed them to make room for more pastures.
I branded all of the cow-women with a hot iron and that some how made them smarter. They formed a union and wanted milking done more often so I hired a couple college interns and somehow made that a tax write off.
I was filthy ******* rich so I voted republican, naturally.
I bought a really nice suit to wear when I wasn't at the ***** milk farm.
It was a good time.
Then I woke up to find out that we had actually hit 5,000,000 clones. Between the dream and us completing the 5MCC challenge, I'm not sure which I am more amazed by.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 17:42:00 -
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Cpl Foster USMC wrote:take a double dose tonite and post again tomorrow....please.....  Will do.
If I die, know that it will be on the giant bosom of a cow-woman.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 17:47:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:You need to keep a dream diary next to the bed and keep taking those crazy pills. Is dream diary a thing? To google... it is a thing.
I'll do it for you guys, because I'm willing to risk metal poisoning to bring you tales of breast milk and what not.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 17:48:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:... *Adds zinc to the list of things to buy at the grocery store* You will probably find it in 50mg doses. Mine was cheap too; $4 USD for 100.
I cut that in half and eat it before bed, just after I eat.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 17:51:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:Now add that to some crazy authentic Indian food and see what wild nightmares you have then. The nightmare would be in my colon, friend. That's where the real 9th layer exists.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 17:54:00 -
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Fizzer XCIV wrote:Anyhow, I had a weird dream the night before last.
I was hired to work for a "Corn Factory". They manufactured corn. :/ IDK...
They took it pretty damn seriously. If ANYTHING new or unforseen happened in the factory, they would "consult the scrolls".
They has a basement full of quasi-religious scrolls that had the answer for every situation imaginable.
It was really weird because the building was super tiny. Like the entire factory was just two tiny rooms with corn flowing into and out of it at either end.
They also had an office "building" outside. It was just some cubicles in the front yard. No roof. But it had flooring, and a water cooler and junk.
So I was hired as the truck driver that drove the corn places. It was just my first day though, so I was in the passenger seat.
The guy driving was driving like a maniac. Literally plowing through stoplights and running over smaller cars, and he acted completely nor am in the car, like it was just another day delivering corn. I acted normally too...
Then the dream ended... I'm ******* dieing here. I can't breath.
When the wife asks me something I'm not sure of I'm going to reply, "We must consult the scrolls..." in a dark voice.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 17:56:00 -
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Fixitgd wrote:Maybe we can buy zinc in the market. WTB zinc in Warlords 1.1
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 18:01:00 -
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Fizzer XCIV wrote:They'd call on an old man in a blue robe and he'd climb down a ladder and come up with armfulls huge brown scrolls a few seconds later. Job Title: Scroll Supervisor. The rest of the company just calls him Jerry.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 18:21:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:My weirdest dream recently (that I remember) had me playing a competently made DUST 514, and I was enjoying it thoroughly. I have that dream often. I wake up with an erection as hard as Chinese algebra and tears in my eyes.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 18:50:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:I had a weird AF dream recently too, but I don't wanna hijack this beautiful thread. Ripley, you always know how to make me bust a rib. I'm not sure if you are aware, but this thread has no other purpose than to warn/boast of the effects zinc has on one's dreams. Post away.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.11 19:28:00 -
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Haven't you ever looked at a woman's breasts and thought, "I would milk those, if given the chance."
My dream self thought that and he turned into a millionaire.
Dream big kids.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:17:00 -
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Bumping this once, purely in the hope that CCP Rattati will see it and lose all faith in humanity.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:30:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:In the dream, did you dream?
Milkception. *That noise from Inception. You know the one. It's playing in your head right now.*
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