gustavo acosta
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
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Posted - 2015.03.10 19:38:00 -
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Maybe if FA had some good trolls and not a bunch of cringy bronies posting there might be fun to be had here.
But there aren't any good writers who can truly dazzle people with the brush of a keystroke are there? It's so frustrating to be such an articulate thespian among the commoners claiming to be above literary standings than others. Hopefully one day you guys would pick up a book or some other form of published media, and at least try to mirror mediocrity in your posts.
Finding such a a utopian society is a mere delusional sentiment one can only cling to for so long before the gripping and unforgiving reality that is this thread's literary prowess. Perhaps one day a great writer may descend upon the far and few artists, such a futile hope can only belong to me in this sea of almost criminally grotesque written word. Written word in this sense is the most bastardized way to describe the horribly mutilated mass that the english language has become due to this thread.
I suggest y'all return to yur' libreri' and do sum book lurnin' before the cows come home yeeehaw. *spits*
GimmeDatSuhWeet isk
We found a new pope to teach shield users how to shield tank, all hail pope redblood the 6th
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gustavo acosta
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
1030
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Posted - 2015.03.11 06:07:00 -
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It looks as if though this thread has failed to entertain me, thought I understand that others do not understand that I am the center of the universe. I am fairly disappointed in the lack of beauty, and articulation that has become of this thread. I may as well listen to sports commentary if this barbaric abuse of the English language is to continue.
Allow me to attempt to give you the great, incomparable, and invaluable aid to what is true Renaissance, if you will. Lend my thine ear, so I may bestow upon thee the fear of not knowing, the desire, and the inability to understand how art is truly created.
Through simple and unimportant sentences I have you taken, without a second thought you know this to be true, my filthy peasant pupils. Though these truths may hurt thou, and confuse what little imagination you may carry in your dense little mind. Whatever prejudice you may carry, whatever ignorant little tick you may have, whatever grotesque form of expression you may use. You shall bow before my knowledge or be doomed to life as a simpleton, not knowing of the universe, the earth, not even of thine own body, that of which a man, woman or child is nothing without.
The duality of this section is truly something to behold, on one behalf you have the blatantly ignorant fools who cannot seem to do no wrong, and simply can't help but let their tongues loose even thought what little they have to say devolves into mere name calling. On the other behalf are the fools attempting to reason with said fools, these fools however have the ability to silence the other fools with a simple wag of the finger. The tragic falter of it all is neither of said fools have the gall, or desire to go against their nature, whether it be the preservation of others, or simply pointing at shiny objects.
Truly a comedy written exclusively by the greatest literary minds of this century and the one before. Before any participation awards are handed out, the execution requires a little work to say the very least, . The concept is structured for all the other little simpletons to rejoice and squawk their words of praise, however there is no gold in pleasing the poor therefore one must demonstrate their superiority in every aspect one can comprehend. Then again, perhaps such superiority simply does not exist, not here at least.
The lack of art, dazzling aesthetics, and very dry writing found in the piece is the most disturbing. Without the proper aesthetics the line drawn between the literate and the peasants is simply skewed and unfounded. Such a great idea cannot simply be dressed in the rags of basic language, though it was crafted and, sparingly, refined by "geniuses." This simply shall not sell to those who matter, how could they even think about laying their eyes upon such a mess?
Let us return to the execution later whilst we enjoy the small details of this epic narrative. On the end of the fools, not the other fools, the blatant narcissism within each line of dialogue explicitly highlights their simple and barbaric intention. Fairly boring, how can one enjoy such a great flaw within the human psyche when it is simply fed to the reader without any need to digest? On the side of the rationally irrational fools, their motives are simply too transparent they even state it in their dialogue. Without any mystery or suspense on either side of these literately challenged factions, how can a connoisseur even think of enjoying such a great tale of unending ignorance.
If one truly wants to mark the earth in pen, one must break the requirements appropriate to appeal to the commoners and write as an artist rich, and true. I hope these simple complexities I have gifted to you will be treasured in your dense little minds, and perhaps one evening you too shall be able to label yourself as an artist. Though your prowess may never surpass mine, or maybe not even mediocrity, you shall have obtained what great knowledge that I have courageously and
generously given to you. Currently you may not understand it, but at least you tried.
"Don't worry billy-bob just try your best to un-der-stan-d what I am laying on your tractor."
GimmeDatSuhWeet isk
We found a new pope to teach shield users how to shield tank, all hail pope redblood the 6th
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gustavo acosta
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
1032
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:49:00 -
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Songs of Seraphim wrote:dwater wrote:
just trying to figure out who you are. are you a
c team player or something trying to feel special?
Probably never been in PC. He's most likely typing in corp chat saying, "Put me on coach!" Just ignore him. He's got as much brain cells as that "GG get rekt y u no lift" dude.
Before I properly respond I shall re-write my dirty little pupil's literary sins, to which have been presented to me in such a distasteful manner. Though the content itself may provide some entertainment the execution of such great words of insult leaves much to be desired, execution always seems to be the tremendous downfall of all the writing smeared onto these posts.
What Mr. dwater could have said was:
"Did you create the aglet Mr. Acosta because such feats so minuscule could only be achieved by someone of your stature. Perhaps if people of my brilliance attempted to understand such a creature so insignificant as yourself the great minds of history would have discovered less than they did and we'd still be in the stone age. Please refrain from posting, or the above par minds that may wander this place might be swindled into trying to understand you reason for being, and humanity itself will be doomed to remain the barbaric idiots that we see today"
What Mr. Seraphim could have said was:
"Indeed Mr. dwater he seems the kind of man who would beg on his knees for the sweet feeling of having any weight around here. Nothing more than a jester to his own corp, I'd bet. Simply refrain from speaking to such a poor excuse for an artist, he has the intellect of a newborn, it becomes too evident to all who compare his words to that of the other sub-par reasoning found in this pit of literary lacking"
I'll attempt to spell out my standing in as simple terms as possible.
"I am a part of the A-team of Cap simply because of convenience(kon-vee-nee-ens) I do in fact do relatively(re-la-tif-lee) well against any corp I've been presented(pre-sen-ted) to fight, but I still suck. I mean the best I've ever done was help Feedback369(man that was fun) take a homepoint from 4 FA guys and keep it. Not to mention I've kicked crap outta Seraphim on more than one occasion whether it was in a pub or a PC pretty sure both, but it doesn't matter TBQH. I know I definitely out heavied him in at best an advanced sentinel in a pub. Not to mention this little jem."
A-team is very sparingly used in Capital, it's quite nice actually Shep just loves to field all his players whenever he can. I'd like to think I get some priority, but there's no real evidence that I do. Other than how terrible I do in a regular PC compared how much I'm fielded.
So who am I? I'm nobody, and you can't kill someone with no body. I'm going back to Waterloo. I must leave you for now, such a grotesque product on my end has made me ill, the great thespian within me has such a great shame in this lack of whimsy I presented in print. How can I demonstrate my superiority with such blunt and boring language? Aww well who cares anyway...
GimmeDatSuhWeet isk
We found a new pope to teach shield users how to shield tank, all hail pope redblood the 6th
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