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FIRST TESTDUMMY
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.03.10 07:11:00 -
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What are some good excuses I could give? Thanks. |
Damodred Matari
Heavy Support INC
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Posted - 2015.03.10 07:57:00 -
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A) Youre lifting and shooting up steroids. Youre not mentally capable of coming in or you might literally start doing things that will require hospital treatment right across the spectrum ranging from sore orifices to broken bones.
B) Youre lifting and 2160 no scoping steroids. They need to Goyl, gg and have some gg's while getting Rekt.
C) You can lift 1kg more than anyone in the court house so therefore they are all invalid and youre not required.
D) Youre dead but should be ok by tomorrow.
Manboar Thunder Fist - Doesnt lift.
H'renk Bomborass
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Draxus Prime
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.03.11 00:17:00 -
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join the military :D
or get yourself arrested
"Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner." - Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Scout
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
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Posted - 2015.03.11 00:51:00 -
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Say you hold bias to one party.
Delt for CPM2
CPM1 MISSION : FAILED
Moss-delt on skype
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
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Posted - 2015.03.11 07:45:00 -
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"Judge, I'd be an excellent juror because I can tell if someone's guilty just by looking at the color of their skin." |
DoggMD
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.03.11 07:49:00 -
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Plead insanity. Or tell the judge you can't convict someone if they are a cat, because you have an unhealthy hatred of them, and you will constantly bark at them like a dog.
And those dam mailmen... |
Damodred Matari
Heavy Support INC
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Posted - 2015.03.11 11:26:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:"Judge, I'd be an excellent juror because I can tell if someone's guilty just by looking at the color of their skin."
This, omg this will get you off right away..
The guy above this post has a good point also but i don't see how anyone could pull that off unless they practiced changing their laugh to a mad mans lol.
KEQ - Gaming community currently making you all cry.
H'renk Bomborass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9betf8_sU
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Knight Solitaire
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Posted - 2015.03.11 19:38:00 -
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Shoot someone, works everytime, then the next jury will do the same for your trial and the cycle continues.
Justice4Redberry
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1e 3peat
Eternal Beings
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.03.14 10:33:00 -
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One of the requirements for jury duty is being too dumb to get out of jury duty?  |
Crownrule
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2015.03.15 19:17:00 -
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FIRST TESTDUMMY wrote:What are some good excuses I could give? Thanks.
Dont do either, it is illegal to try and get out of jury duty. Sure you could say you hold a bias but they would look into it. Just do the service and get it over with.
"When thine actions are in Light's name, thou art immortal.GÇÖ"
- The Scriptures, Book of Trials 2:1
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.03.15 23:56:00 -
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make a noosed effigy of the judge and burn it on the court room steps- this has worked in the past for me. |
sir RAVEN WING
Corrosive Synergy
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Posted - 2015.03.16 22:05:00 -
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FIRST TESTDUMMY wrote:What are some good excuses I could give? Thanks.
Read into both sides a bit, chances are you'll hold a bias after 5 minutes into both. 
If not, stop crying and get it over with.
My PLC is named 'God's Wrath'
Why?
It strikes you from the Heavens and sends you to Hell.
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
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Posted - 2015.03.16 22:59:00 -
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uqH_Y1TupoQ
Only watch if you never want to do jury duty.
Delt for CPM2
CPM1 MISSION : FAILED
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