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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:19:00 -
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Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
???????
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Sir Dukey
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
1851
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:20:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
???????
Why make this thread?
Acquire Currency, Disregard Female Canis lupus familiaris
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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
844
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:22:00 -
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Sir Dukey wrote:Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
??????? Why make this thread?
Bcuz i have questions that need to be answered and im trying to go to sleep but my brain is asking the important questions.
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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LUGMOS
Corrosive Synergy
RISE of LEGION
2511
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:22:00 -
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I don't have glass anymore... the texture is gone :/
But I do have a pillow :3
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gustavo acosta
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
990
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:29:00 -
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In America we don't ask "Why," we ask "Why not?"
GimmeDatSuhWeet isk
We found a new pope to teach shield users how to shield tank, all hail pope redblood the 6th
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WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
RISE of LEGION
235
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:30:00 -
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My merc wears quafe photon gear. Give me 5 million ISK and I will post how to get quafe photon gear.
Give me 10 million ISK and I will post how to make the girl go away from your merc quarters
Give me 15 million ISK and I will post how to make the girl become a guy. |
Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
845
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:31:00 -
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gustavo acosta wrote:In America we don't ask "Why," we ask "Why not?"
Why do i not have a Llama in my mq?
Why wouldn't i want a window that shows my warbarge being built?
Why is my suit not colored the same as the American flag?
Are my kinetic catalyzers filled with beer and freedom?
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
845
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:32:00 -
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WeapondigitX V7 wrote:My merc wears quafe photon gear. Give me 5 million ISK and I will post how to get quafe photon gear. Give me 10 million ISK and I will post how to make the girl go away from your merc quarters Give me 15 million ISK and I will post how to make the girl become a guy.
But can you make her a llama
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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gustavo acosta
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
990
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:33:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:gustavo acosta wrote:In America we don't ask "Why," we ask "Why not?" Why do i not have a Llama in my mq? Why wouldn't i want a window that shows my warbarge being built? Why is my suit not colored the same as the American flag? Are my kinetic catalyzers filled with beer and freedom?
There you go, you got that hot red american blood runnin' through dem veins right der.
GimmeDatSuhWeet isk
We found a new pope to teach shield users how to shield tank, all hail pope redblood the 6th
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G Felix
Terminus Defense Force
664
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:35:00 -
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WeapondigitX V7 wrote:My merc wears quafe photon gear. Give me 5 million ISK and I will post how to get quafe photon gear. Give me 10 million ISK and I will post how to make the girl go away from your merc quarters Give me 15 million ISK and I will post how to make the girl become a guy.
I offer 20 million ISK if you can show me how to make the girl into a quafe photon guy.
Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
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WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
RISE of LEGION
235
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Posted - 2015.03.05 02:40:00 -
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G Felix wrote:WeapondigitX V7 wrote:My merc wears quafe photon gear. Give me 5 million ISK and I will post how to get quafe photon gear. Give me 10 million ISK and I will post how to make the girl go away from your merc quarters Give me 15 million ISK and I will post how to make the girl become a guy. I offer 20 million ISK if you can show me how to make the girl into a quafe photon guy.
Ok, turn your TV off so you cant see the girl.
Get a piece of paper.
Draw the sexist guy you can imagine.
Give his drop suit quafe colours and red proto eyes.
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axis alpha
Ahrendee Inc.
Negative-Feedback
657
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Posted - 2015.03.05 03:11:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
???????
Cuz u touch ur self at nite
I cut you up so bad.... You gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
6533
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Posted - 2015.03.05 03:47:00 -
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axis alpha wrote:Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
??????? Cuz u touch ur self at nite
Every time. |
Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
849
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Posted - 2015.03.05 13:58:00 -
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axis alpha wrote:Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
??????? Cuz u touch ur self at nite
Omg
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Alena Ventrallis
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
2585
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Posted - 2015.03.05 14:53:00 -
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Sir Dukey wrote:Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
??????? Why make this thread?
What kind of question is that?
Listen to my muscle memory
Contemplate what I've been clinging to
Forty-six and two ahead of me
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1913 DfLo
ScReWeD uP InC
Smart Deploy
305
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Posted - 2015.03.05 17:17:00 -
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A sh*tload of nonsense
We're ScReWeD uP
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Cyzad4
Blackfish Corp.
683
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Posted - 2015.03.05 18:18:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Sir Dukey wrote:
Why make this thread?
Bcuz i have questions that need to be answered and im trying to go to sleep but my brain is asking the important questions.
Try posting those instead
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
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2Berries
Ghosts of Dawn
General Tso's Alliance
693
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Posted - 2015.03.05 18:36:00 -
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Where is the remote control for the tv? Lord knows i didn't leave it in another room since i've never left my quarters. 2 years this month of the same channel...guess mercs of in the distant future are addicted to home shopping network.
Have you considered a career in costumed aggression?
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2Berries
Ghosts of Dawn
General Tso's Alliance
693
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Posted - 2015.03.05 18:39:00 -
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Why is she not a llama? I know the answer!
Velcro chaps are illegal to posses in New Eden & there is no fence to "help them over".
I'm trying to make the grass fabulous but the f**king sticks won't work!
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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
855
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Posted - 2015.03.06 00:02:00 -
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2Berries wrote:Why is she not a llama? I know the answer!
Velcro chaps are illegal to posses in New Eden & there is no fence to "help them over".
You're what i needed in life. Thank you
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Thumb Green
The Valyrian Mercenary Army
2112
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Posted - 2015.03.06 00:14:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Not sure but my bed has a pillow. Unfortunately, my merc is too tall to comfortably fit in the nook that the bed is in. That's something that has bothered me for 2 years.
Here's another question: Why are there so many damn lights in the MQ?
Last time I counted each light in my MQ there was almost 100 in there. Though it's been a long time since then so I should probably count them again.
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty hipster!
Rated [TV-MA]
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CommanderBolt
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
3173
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Posted - 2015.03.06 02:17:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
???????
But there is no girl in your MQ.....
Vitantur Nothus wrote: Why hide a solution under frothy pile of derpa?
MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
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2Berries
Ghosts of Dawn
General Tso's Alliance
695
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Posted - 2015.03.06 03:49:00 -
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Hologirl=best girl.
I'm trying to make the grass fabulous but the f**king sticks won't work!
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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
858
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Posted - 2015.03.06 04:02:00 -
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Thumb Green wrote:Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Not sure but my bed has a pillow. Unfortunately, my merc is too tall to comfortably fit in the nook that the bed is in. That's something that has bothered me for 2 years. Here's another question: Why are there so many damn lights in the MQ? Last time I counted each light in my MQ there was almost 100 in there. Though it's been a long time since then so I should probably count them again.
Yeah - you count the lights in your room to see if any blew out, I'm gonna stare at holographic boobs.
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
858
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Posted - 2015.03.06 04:04:00 -
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CommanderBolt wrote:Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Why is there a girl in my mq?
Why is that girl not a Llama?
Why is my merc so shy that he keeps his arms stiff at his sides when he walks up to her?
Why do i have a bed but no pillow?
Why don't i know the password to my own mq security system?
Why isn't there a window showing my warbarge being built?
Why do i have a tank on my coffee table instead of Quafe?
??????? But there is no girl in your MQ.....
Not a real girl, oh heavens no, it's the one you're stuck with after you buy that $50 pack (i think it's called "war profiteer"). I would bought a llama to ride into battle with.
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
858
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Posted - 2015.03.06 04:06:00 -
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2Berries wrote:Hologirl= my only girl.
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Ceadda Sai
bloodyreddots
80
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Posted - 2015.03.06 10:11:00 -
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Do mercs ever have to go to the bathroom, or do they just store it inside until they die and then reincarnate into a new clone???
Forge Gunners: Now this is a gun for going out and and making people miserable with.
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Cyzad4
Blackfish Corp.
684
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Posted - 2015.03.06 11:49:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote: a llama to ride into battle with.
^this^ i would cough up $50 for
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.03.06 17:01:00 -
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Ceadda Sai wrote:Do mercs ever have to go to the bathroom, or do they just store it inside until they die and then reincarnate into a new clone???
I think they store it until they die, otherwise there would be poo and pee floating in space... Would you want your Frame's modified ck. O covered in poo after slaying a bunch of noobs?
Mercs are so responsible
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
3511
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Posted - 2015.03.06 17:42:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Would you want your Frame's modified ck. O covered in poo after slaying a bunch of noobs?
Yes, it would add to the terror.
"You see those red dots over there?
Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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Yeeeuuuupppp
RISE of LEGION
863
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Posted - 2015.03.07 05:04:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:Would you want your Frame's modified ck. O covered in poo after slaying a bunch of noobs? Yes, it would add to the terror.
Scat man
Sheeba Sheeba
PSN: GMANCASH
"I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
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