DUST Search - Saving Pvt Blueberry

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Draxus Prime wrote:

There I was playing dom, with my trusty thale
When I hear smacking
I turn around and there's a blueberry beating the **** out of my Nanohive
I observe him until I see A being hacked
I whip around and end the life of the poor Amarr scout trying to hack
I look at the minimap and see the blueberry slowly coming towards me
I turn around and he stops dead in his tracks as if I'm a trex and I won't see him if he doesn't move
"For ****'s sake", I think as I turn back towards the objective
Suddenly he covers the distance in a flash and punches the **** out of me
He then jumps down the hill and starts walking slowly towards A
"He is so dead" I think
Hmm wouldn't it be cool if I covered him
He's running towards the letter when I see him go down to half armour
I instantly snsp to the adjacent hill and scan,find,kill the enemy sniper
Pvt Blueberry is scared now and is super tactically slowly crouch walking across the OPEN FIELD
Suddenly a LAV comes out of no where and makes a b-line for my charge
He stops to allow his gunner a easier shot, little did he know he also became an easier shot
I exploded the gunners dome piece and the driver guns it in fear
The blueberry stares at the retreating LAV seeming to be contemplating what just happened
He slowly turns and looks in my direction and on that moment we connect
He starts sprinting with new vigour towards A and just as he gets there another LAV pulls up and a heavy jumps out and starts shooting at Pvt Blueberry
I immediatley engage the heavy while Pvt Blueberry is shooting the **** out of the heavies LAV
I score a lucky headshot, saving blueberries life but he is an inch from losing it
He walks the last few meters proudly and hacks the objective
He then goes back to the LAV and starts hacking
All of a sudden a rail tank comes out of nowhere and starts shooting the lav
Blueberry backs up and starts shooting the tank who was paying him no attention
Figuring out bullets are ineffective he throws a grenade at the tank
The grenade bouncesoff the tank and lands at his feet
Pvt Blueberry looked down at the grenade a-and... *sobs*

RIP Pvt o7 :,(

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Draxus Prime T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K RISE of LEGION 4312	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:27:00 - [1] - Quote There I was playing dom, with my trusty thale When I hear smacking I turn around and there's a blueberry beating the ** out of my Nanohive I observe him until I see A being hacked I whip around and end the life of the poor Amarr scout trying to hack I look at the minimap and see the blueberry slowly coming towards me I turn around and he stops dead in his tracks as if I'm a trex and I won't see him if he doesn't move "For 's sake", I think as I turn back towards the objective Suddenly he covers the distance in a flash and punches the out of me He then jumps down the hill and starts walking slowly towards A "He is so dead" I think Hmm wouldn't it be cool if I covered him He's running towards the letter when I see him go down to half armour I instantly snsp to the adjacent hill and scan,find,kill the enemy sniper Pvt Blueberry is scared now and is super tactically slowly crouch walking across the OPEN FIELD Suddenly a LAV comes out of no where and makes a b-line for my charge He stops to allow his gunner a easier shot, little did he know he also became an easier shot I exploded the gunners dome piece and the driver guns it in fear The blueberry stares at the retreating LAV seeming to be contemplating what just happened He slowly turns and looks in my direction and on that moment we connect He starts sprinting with new vigour towards A and just as he gets there another LAV pulls up and a heavy jumps out and starts shooting at Pvt Blueberry I immediatley engage the heavy while Pvt Blueberry is shooting the ** out of the heavies LAV I score a lucky headshot, saving blueberries life but he is an inch from losing it He walks the last few meters proudly and hacks the objective He then goes back to the LAV and starts hacking All of a sudden a rail tank comes out of nowhere and starts shooting the lav Blueberry backs up and starts shooting the tank who was paying him no attention Figuring out bullets are ineffective he throws a grenade at the tank The grenade bouncesoff the tank and lands at his feet Pvt Blueberry looked down at the grenade a-and... sobs RIP Pvt o7 :,( "Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner." - Draxus Prime Closed Beta Vet Scout
Archduke Ferd1nand Nos Nothi 111	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:32:00 - [2] - Quote Worth the read BRB, looking for socks Asslut Rifles OP, anal now I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
Stormblade Green KnightKiller's inc. 33	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:34:00 - [3] - Quote Well all I can say is good sniping and poor blueberry.... lol One might say... I'm very skilled... yet I'm his apprentice... So what does that say about my mentor?
FLAYLOCK Steve Kinsho Swords Caldari State 431	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:34:00 - [4] - Quote Tear :`(. Then to wait 15 seconds until you can see him again, wondering how much of the event he remembers. Does he rremember the connection you guys shared or not?
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 6476	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:36:00 - [5] - Quote 10/10 Would read and watch the movie shortly afterwards.
VAHZZ Haven's Keep 660	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:37:00 - [6] - Quote I did not cry, it's just manly sweat coming from my eyes... ~ Closed Beta Vet
FLAYLOCK Steve Kinsho Swords Caldari State 431	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:39:00 - [7] - Quote VAHZZ wrote: I did not cry, it's just manly sweat coming from my eyes... But the poor blueberry became a blueberry pie :(. He naded himself
Draxus Prime T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K RISE of LEGION 4318	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:45:00 - [8] - Quote VAHZZ wrote: I did not cry, it's just manly sweat coming from my eyes... I know how u feel :,( "Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner." - Draxus Prime Closed Beta Vet Scout
Isa Lucifer Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 160	Posted - 2015.03.03 04:08:00 - [9] - Quote 11/9 Amarr Victor
DRT 99 Commando Perkone Caldari State 178	Posted - 2015.03.03 06:20:00 - [10] - Quote Draxus Prime wrote: I immediatley engage the heavy while Pvt Blueberry is shooting the **** out of the heavies LAV this alone earned you a like. could have used more happy ending though.

xavier zor 0uter.Heaven 666	Posted - 2015.03.03 08:13:00 - [11] - Quote sounds like KingThunderBolt new home <3
Vicious Minotaur 2054	Posted - 2015.03.03 08:27:00 - [12] - Quote I would cry if I could cry, but I can't cry so I shan't cry. I am a minotaur. a+üa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa+üa¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça+üa+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+üa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa+üa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ë
Jack Boost Zarena Family 663	Posted - 2015.03.03 08:49:00 - [13] - Quote Yea ... google test for AI http://youtu.be/cjpEIotvwFY 600 iteration ... and blueberry will be protostompers Not much time left...
Crimson ShieId Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 2001	Posted - 2015.03.03 09:07:00 - [14] - Quote xavier zor wrote: sounds like KingThunderBolt Thanks for ruining it. Why must you kill the things I love? I want to punch.
Heracles Porsche Capital Acquisitions LLC Bad Intention 200	Posted - 2015.03.03 09:20:00 - [15] - Quote 10/10 a masterpiece from start to finish. Videos Erry Day https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYzz0FbBPVUbF6yWex1wb_A
LT SHANKS You In The Nutz 5312	Posted - 2015.03.03 09:31:00 - [16] - Quote So, what became of Tom Hanks?
jane stalin Ametat Security Amarr Empire 209	Posted - 2015.03.03 10:06:00 - [17] - Quote I am going melee snipers from now on, It is great when they actually help you charge an objective.
Draxus Prime T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K RISE of LEGION 4331	Posted - 2015.03.03 11:49:00 - [18] - Quote :) "Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner." - Draxus Prime Closed Beta Vet Scout
IVIaster LUKE 776	Posted - 2015.03.03 13:39:00 - [19] - Quote Nanohive NOT hit back. M DP does. Laudi...Daudi....We likes to party! =ƒì+
Balts Xryiel Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State 0	Posted - 2015.03.03 13:49:00 - [20] - Quote This story reminded me what a failiure i am being a sniper I saw them just die infont of my scope getting ** by scout and and heavys....... Ohh lord why was i task as the support whyyy......... " I'm gonna heal your ass that fell on the ground "** HELP SOMEONE GET BACK UP THEIR ASS 60+

Mejt0 Dead Man's Game RUST415 924	Posted - 2015.03.03 13:56:00 - [21] - Quote + for the story - for being a sniper + for killing a heavy Loyal to State https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2629870#post2629870 - Mejto's trade/sale list
Regnier Feros Pielords 248	Posted - 2015.03.03 14:17:00 - [22] - Quote FLAYLOCK Steve wrote: VAHZZ wrote: I did not cry, it's just manly sweat coming from my eyes... But the poor blueberry became a blueberry pie :(. He naded himself Did someone say pie?! "You're like a she-male.. hates gym, doesn't know how to be alpha.. you'll stay in the friendzone for life" -Senpai
Jack Boost Zarena Family 663	Posted - 2015.03.03 14:21:00 - [23] - Quote Regnier Feros wrote: Did someone say pie?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJV-RcjLYMQ Not much time left...
Awesome Pantaloons Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 750	Posted - 2015.03.03 16:22:00 - [24] - Quote I have had some matches like this. Most of the time when someone insists on punching/blocking me while trying to snipe or FG, I make it a point to let them die. I was providing a service to the team, you are preventing me from doing so, thus making both of us useless. This does not discourage my sniping, it only shows me who to cover and who not to cover. :P If you're mad at me for not trudging into battle with you htfu and git gud bruh. Also, everyday is a wonderful day for pie! Seid ihr das essen? Nein! Wir sind der jager!
Timtron Victory Horizons' Edge VP Gaming Alliance 407	Posted - 2015.03.03 16:35:00 - [25] - Quote Draxus Prime wrote: There I was playing dom, with my trusty thale When I hear smacking I turn around and there's a blueberry beating the ** out of my Nanohive I observe him until I see A being hacked I whip around and end the life of the poor Amarr scout trying to hack I look at the minimap and see the blueberry slowly coming towards me I turn around and he stops dead in his tracks as if I'm a trex and I won't see him if he doesn't move "For 's sake", I think as I turn back towards the objective Suddenly he covers the distance in a flash and punches the out of me He then jumps down the hill and starts walking slowly towards A "He is so dead" I think Hmm wouldn't it be cool if I covered him He's running towards the letter when I see him go down to half armour I instantly snsp to the adjacent hill and scan,find,kill the enemy sniper Pvt Blueberry is scared now and is super tactically slowly crouch walking across the OPEN FIELD Suddenly a LAV comes out of no where and makes a b-line for my charge He stops to allow his gunner a easier shot, little did he know he also became an easier shot I exploded the gunners dome piece and the driver guns it in fear The blueberry stares at the retreating LAV seeming to be contemplating what just happened He slowly turns and looks in my direction and on that moment we connect He starts sprinting with new vigour towards A and just as he gets there another LAV pulls up and a heavy jumps out and starts shooting at Pvt Blueberry I immediatley engage the heavy while Pvt Blueberry is shooting the ** out of the heavies LAV I score a lucky headshot, saving blueberries life but he is an inch from losing it He walks the last few meters proudly and hacks the objective He then goes back to the LAV and starts hacking All of a sudden a rail tank comes out of nowhere and starts shooting the lav Blueberry backs up and starts shooting the tank who was paying him no attention Figuring out bullets are ineffective he throws a grenade at the tank The grenade bouncesoff the tank and lands at his feet Pvt Blueberry looked down at the grenade a-and... sobs RIP Pvt o7 :,( This gave me a nice little laugh. Thanks RATATATAGäó CCP WhoeverGäó Proud Christian Jesus Loves You


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