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Vyzion Eyri wrote:

First parody ever made, inspired by some douchecanoe who spent the whole game shooting swarms at me a few days ago.

Don't think I have to tell anyone what the original song was... The radio has done enough of that.

I present to you... An Ode to a Dropship (Other titles due to indecisiveness include "Air Space" and simply "Swarm Launcher".

And before you ask I did consider singing it, but i think it'll be safer for everyone to find their own karaoke versions to sing along to. It's not perfectly matched to the original syllable for syllable but it does work if you speed up/slow down where you need to.

If anyone else enjoys it, I will happily accept some spare ISK change for donations. FW is hard and I'm bad.

Enjoy. Twisted

[Verse 1]
Nice to meet you
Where you been?
Hiding in the red line, recalling
Dropship, destroy, warpoints, win
Saw you there and I thought oh my god
Look at that hull, you look like my next target
Domination, wanna play (Oh, oh)
New module, afterburner
I can read you like a holoreel
We both know my rockets fly
Yeah I see you match-hopping
So hey, don't be shy
I'm dying to see your dropship spawn
Choose your loadout and deploy
I can let the tankers off for a weekend

[Pre-Chorus]
Even though you're immortal
Vehicles still go down in flames
You will fear me when you hover
Is your flight really worth the ISK
Got a long list of my haters
They'll tell you I'm a risk
Dont bother the developers
I'll still be part of the game

[Chorus]
I see you flying reckless
You misjudge my missile speed
It'll leave you breathless
More EHP you will need
Got a long list of my haters
They'll tell you I'm a pain
I'm a swarm launcher baby
And I'll be your bane

[Verse 2]
Alpha has
Just been hacked
You're on your way with your wings
Booster active, turrets live
But you ain't the king I own the sky
I know what you want
Clean deploys every month
But the worst is yet to come
Oh no
Forging, turrets, PLCs
Passengers' stomachs will be churned
All pilots filled with scorn
Keep you second guessing like oh my god
Where are they? Uplinks placed so secretly
But you'll come back when you explode
Thinking: "My team must have killed them for me!"

[Pre-Chorus]
Even though you're immortal
Vehicles still go down in flames
You'll see me on the horizon
Missiles streaking to your windscreen
Got a long list of ex-users
Left me 'cause of lock on range
Go ahead you forum warrior
Try remove me from the game

[Chorus]
I see you flying reckless
You misjudge my missile speed
It'll leave you breathless
More EHP you will need
Got a long list of my haters
They'll tell you I'm a pain
I'm a swarm launcher baby
And I'll be your bane

[Bridge]
Mercs only want ground game to be nurtured
They'll say that vehicles are overpowered
Pilots argue that vehicles should be super
They'll say that AV is too strong to counter

[Pre-Chorus]
Even though you're immortal
Vehicles still go down in flames
You will fear me when you hover
Missile impact could ruin your day
Your dropship will meet her maker
All that's left will be a stain
If only you were a developer
You could remove me from the game

[Chorus]
I see you flying reckless
You misjudge my missile speed
It'll leave you breathless
More EHP you will need
Got a long list of my haters
They'll tell you I'm a pain
I'm a swarm launcher baby
And I'll be your bane

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RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2034	Posted - 2015.03.14 03:47:00 - [61] - Quote Bamp for my entry on page two! Go read it you fools! Don't worry, much like myself, it comes with pictures! Hearing the lamentations of Amarr women since 92'.
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2036	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:00:00 - [62] - Quote Ah hell people are lazy, they don't want to go to page two and scroll all day. Unleash the Bimbobot! Click the magnify button, or just download it and view it on whatever you want. Photobucket is a bit wonky. Should be fixed NAO! Unleash the BIMBOBOT!
LUGMOS Corrosive Synergy RISE of LEGION 2750	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:10:00 - [63] - Quote RemingtonBeaver wrote: Ah hell people are lazy, they don't want to go to page two and scroll all day. Unleash the Bimbobot! Click the magnify button, or just download it and view it on whatever you want. Photobucket is a bit wonky. Should be fixed NAO! I can't read it... Even downloaded it. Official QuafeGäó Advocate Anti-FoTM Prof. V Forum Scavenger Prof. V
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2036	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:14:00 - [64] - Quote LUGMOS wrote: RemingtonBeaver wrote: Ah hell people are lazy, they don't want to go to page two and scroll all day. Unleash the Bimbobot! Click the magnify button, or just download it and view it on whatever you want. Photobucket is a bit wonky. Should be fixed NAO! I can't read it... Even downloaded it. Try it now. It's huge. Hit the magnify option on photobucket's drop down. It'll say view image. Then you should be able to scroll down through the comic. Unleash the BIMBOBOT!
LUGMOS Corrosive Synergy RISE of LEGION 2750	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:17:00 - [65] - Quote RemingtonBeaver wrote: Try it now. It's huge. Hit the magnify option on photobucket's drop down. It'll say view image. HAjkkajhalkhkauyuiababa... Itdf harhj to typan whemk youkrje laughing! XD Official QuafeGäó Advocate Anti-FoTM Prof. V Forum Scavenger Prof. V
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2036	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:21:00 - [66] - Quote LUGMOS wrote: RemingtonBeaver wrote: Try it now. It's huge. Hit the magnify option on photobucket's drop down. It'll say view image. HAjkkajhalkhkauyuiababa... Itdf harhj to typan whemk youkrje laughing! XD So you could read it? I was worried that me being the uploader was giving me some sort of privilege to view it, or some such nonsense. Unleash the BIMBOBOT!
LUGMOS Corrosive Synergy RISE of LEGION 2751	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:23:00 - [67] - Quote Yes, I could read it. On the computer, not so much on my tablet, but its understandable. Official QuafeGäó Advocate Anti-FoTM Prof. V Forum Scavenger Prof. V
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2036	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:33:00 - [68] - Quote So downloading it, turns it into a JPG. I uploaded it as a PNG file to avoid compression. So I suggest anyone viewing it to do so on Photobucket using the magnify (view image) tool. Otherwise it looks terrible. I will try to make a readable JPG to submit as well to avoid any confusion. Unleash the BIMBOBOT!
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2038	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:47:00 - [69] - Quote I added a link at the top of the page to download the PNG file. I used expirebox, which tested safe for me and my rocking anti-viral/spyware/malware/adware programs. I hate I had to go that route. The picture is huge. I've never made a linear comic that large and didn't really think it through as far as compression and getting it online went. Oh well, live and learn. Anyways, you can use that link and DL it to view it however you want. Unleash the BIMBOBOT!
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2039	Posted - 2015.03.14 04:52:00 - [70] - Quote I laughed my ass off writing it. So I hope it does the trick for other people. Some of the jokes are a bit, inside, but aren't too obscure for people to not get. Unleash the BIMBOBOT!

Jadek Menaheim Xer Cloud Consortium 5599	Posted - 2015.03.14 05:07:00 - [71] - Quote RemingtonBeaver wrote: Yada yada, Declassified information Neckbeard Nixon is highly amused by your jokes you drugged up commie. That private film of Jarova Kantuna will be mine. I collect information on everyone. Have you seen my list? Neckbeard for Good charity shave
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2041	Posted - 2015.03.14 05:18:00 - [72] - Quote Jadek Menaheim wrote: RemingtonBeaver wrote: Yada yada, Declassified information Neckbeard Nixon is highly amused by your jokes you drugged up commie. That private film of Jarova Kantuna will be mine. I collect information on everyone. Have you seen my list? You know, Bill Cosby is on that list. What happened? Unleash the BIMBOBOT!
DUST Fiend 16017	Posted - 2015.03.14 06:33:00 - [73] - Quote I look forward to seeing all the entries, I won't read or look at any until the deadline. Don't forget you can edit your entry as often as you like up until the 21st, so don't be afraid to be a perfectionist :) Contests, Sales, Writing etc Fly Safe
DUST Fiend 16019	Posted - 2015.03.14 17:11:00 - [74] - Quote Bumpidy Contests, Sales, Writing etc Fly Safe
sir RAVEN WING Corrosive Synergy RISE of LEGION 3182	Posted - 2015.03.14 22:14:00 - [75] - Quote DUST Fiend wrote: Bumpidy That's reportable. Give me 5 ISK or I will report you! *My PLC is named 'God's Wrath'* Why? *It strikes you from the Heavens and sends you to Hell.*
DUST Fiend 16028	Posted - 2015.03.14 23:06:00 - [76] - Quote sir RAVEN WING wrote: DUST Fiend wrote: Bumpidy That's reportable. Give me 5 ISK or I will report you! YOUR FACE IS REPORTABLE. Damn. I think I'm gonna have to give myself the 50 mil after that one. Contests, Sales, Writing etc Fly Safe
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 2051	Posted - 2015.03.15 04:47:00 - [77] - Quote After some research I remembered I have a deviant art page from days of old. Old artwork is old, but they don't give two ***** about the size of the image. So I changed the original link to the new one and now anyone that wants to see it can, and you can read it too! No download necessary! Thanks brain! "You're welcome, sexy" Awww brain, you're sweet! "Not as sweet as these nuts!" Hahahahaha that's a cerebellum, you silly goose. Unleash the BIMBOBOT!
DUST Fiend 16119	Posted - 2015.03.18 05:38:00 - [78] - Quote Deadline's creeping up, just a reminder to anyone still interested in earning that sweet sweet ISK Contests, Sales, Writing etc Fly Safe
Most Sneakiest F0RSAKEN EMPIRE. 42	Posted - 2015.03.18 05:45:00 - [79] - Quote Proto Annihilator wrote: Do you go to Chinese restaraunts and mope around? This seems vaguely racist...... Noob [Kaalakiota Sniper Rifle] Most Sneakiest A few kills later... Most Sneakiest [Militia Sniper Rifle] Noob
Most Sneakiest F0RSAKEN EMPIRE. 43	Posted - 2015.03.18 06:21:00 - [80] - Quote A DUST 514 Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song remix. If I win, the ISK is going to newbies and the poor. Not trying to guilt you into giving me the ISK, but the amount of noobs you can fit with 50mil ISK is way higher than the amount of african kids you can feed with $50 Now this is a story all about how My ps3 got smashed and thrown on the ground And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I broke it so bad it couldn't be repaired On FPS's I was born and raised PS3 is how I spent most of my days. Pubstompin', Quickscopin', I was so cool Shootin' 12 year olds online after school When the Playstation Store, said that this game was good. A day later you could hear me screaming through the neighborhood I got in one match and I thought I was prepared Thought it was great, got on Facebook to share In Battle Academy I stomed game after game But at pub match one I got put to shame. They gave me some Militia, it's not like I got to pick it. I got some SP but half, CCP had already spent it. First day in, this game is so bad The frame rate is the worst I've ever had Is this really what DUST life is like? Well then I can tell you this ** ain't alright But wait, I found a squad with some pro's and all that "Come join our corp, you seem like a cool cat" "I don't know bro, but I'll take a chance here" I wasn't prepared for the trolls that were there. Well the corp sucked so I bailed out. The next game I met Sax and he tore my fing guts out. I aint trying to ragequit yet, I just got here I hid in the MCC with a quickness and disappeared I screamed at my ps3 but it didn't care Then I found the rep tool and free points just appeared If anything I can say this kind of equipment was rare But then I died like 50 times and I my k/d wasn't spared I turned on my ps3 to play a match or 8 And I yelled at the ak.0 "PUNK A* B** I'LL KILL YOU LATER" I looked at my ps3 it was sittin' right there I threw it on the floor until it couldn't be repaired Noob [Kaalakiota Sniper Rifle] Most Sneakiest A few kills later... Most Sneakiest [Militia Sniper Rifle**] Noob

Vyzion Eyri WarRavens 2563	Posted - 2015.03.18 10:22:00 - [81] - Quote First parody ever made, inspired by some douchecanoe who spent the whole game shooting swarms at me a few days ago. Don't think I have to tell anyone what the original song was... The radio has done enough of that. I present to you... An Ode to a Dropship (Other titles due to indecisiveness include "Air Space" and simply "Swarm Launcher". And before you ask I did consider singing it, but i think it'll be safer for everyone to find their own karaoke versions to sing along to. It's not perfectly matched to the original syllable for syllable but it does work if you speed up/slow down where you need to. If anyone else enjoys it, I will happily accept some spare ISK change for donations. FW is hard and I'm bad. Enjoy. [Verse 1] Nice to meet you Where you been? Hiding in the red line, recalling Dropship, destroy, warpoints, win Saw you there and I thought oh my god Look at that hull, you look like my next target Domination, wanna play (Oh, oh) New module, afterburner I can read you like a holoreel We both know my rockets fly Yeah I see you match-hopping So hey, don't be shy I'm dying to see your dropship spawn Choose your loadout and deploy I can let the tankers off for a weekend [Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You will fear me when you hover Is your flight really worth the ISK Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a risk Dont bother the developers I'll still be part of the game [Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane [Verse 2] Alpha has Just been hacked You're on your way with your wings Booster active, turrets live But you ain't the king I own the sky I know what you want Clean deploys every month But the worst is yet to come Oh no Forging, turrets, PLCs Passengers' stomachs will be churned All pilots filled with scorn Keep you second guessing like oh my god Where are they? Uplinks placed so secretly But you'll come back when you explode Thinking: "My team must have killed them for me!" [Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You'll see me on the horizon Missiles streaking to your windscreen Got a long list of ex-users Left me 'cause of lock on range Go ahead you forum warrior Try remove me from the game [Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane [Bridge] Mercs only want ground game to be nurtured They'll say that vehicles are overpowered Pilots argue that vehicles should be super They'll say that AV is too strong to counter [Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You will fear me when you hover Missile impact could ruin your day Your dropship will meet her maker All that's left will be a stain If only you were a developer You could remove me from the game [Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane > Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Assert Dominance Ahrendee Inc. Negative-Feedback 1089	Posted - 2015.03.18 11:09:00 - [82] - Quote http://i.imgur.com/S44KK6v.png blue dot, shoot him!!!
DUST Fiend 16145	Posted - 2015.03.20 17:01:00 - [83] - Quote Last call, deadline is in about 24 hours or so. I didn't end up promoting this on my channel so it's all you guys, get you some ISK! Contests, Sales, Writing etc Fly Safe
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 12198	Posted - 2015.03.20 17:23:00 - [84] - Quote Reserved Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 12198	Posted - 2015.03.20 17:24:00 - [85] - Quote Reserved 2 Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
Most Sneakiest F0RSAKEN EMPIRE. 46	Posted - 2015.03.20 19:21:00 - [86] - Quote Vyzion Eyri wrote: First parody ever made, inspired by some douchecanoe who spent the whole game shooting swarms at me a few days ago. Don't think I have to tell anyone what the original song was... The radio has done enough of that. I present to you... An Ode to a Dropship (Other titles due to indecisiveness include "Air Space" and simply "Swarm Launcher". And before you ask I did consider singing it, but i think it'll be safer for everyone to find their own karaoke versions to sing along to. It's not perfectly matched to the original syllable for syllable but it does work if you speed up/slow down where you need to. If anyone else enjoys it, I will happily accept some spare ISK change for donations. FW is hard and I'm bad. Enjoy. [Verse 1] Nice to meet you Where you been? Hiding in the red line, recalling Dropship, destroy, warpoints, win Saw you there and I thought oh my god Look at that hull, you look like my next target Domination, wanna play (Oh, oh) New module, afterburner I can read you like a holoreel We both know my rockets fly Yeah I see you match-hopping So hey, don't be shy I'm dying to see your dropship spawn Choose your loadout and deploy I can let the tankers off for a weekend [Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You will fear me when you hover Is your flight really worth the ISK Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a risk Dont bother the developers I'll still be part of the game [Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane [Verse 2] Alpha has Just been hacked You're on your way with your wings Booster active, turrets live But you ain't the king I own the sky I know what you want Clean deploys every month But the worst is yet to come Oh no Forging, turrets, PLCs Passengers' stomachs will be churned All pilots filled with scorn Keep you second guessing like oh my god Where are they? Uplinks placed so secretly But you'll come back when you explode Thinking: "My team must have killed them for me!" [Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You'll see me on the horizon Missiles streaking to your windscreen Got a long list of ex-users Left me 'cause of lock on range Go ahead you forum warrior Try remove me from the game [Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane [Bridge] Mercs only want ground game to be nurtured They'll say that vehicles are overpowered Pilots argue that vehicles should be super They'll say that AV is too strong to counter [Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You will fear me when you hover Missile impact could ruin your day Your dropship will meet her maker All that's left will be a stain If only you were a developer You could remove me from the game [Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane inb4 Noob [Kaalakiota Sniper Rifle] Most Sneakiest A few kills later... Most Sneakiest [Militia Sniper Rifle] Noob
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 12200	Posted - 2015.03.20 20:31:00 - [87] - Quote Done: post 83 and 84 Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
DUST Fiend 16158	Posted - 2015.03.21 17:04:00 - [88] - Quote I'll give this one last little extension, till I get home from work tonight. I'll post once I'm home. If any post is edited after I make that post, it's disqualified, so do what you need to do now. Good luck, I'll announce the winner some time next week after I've sat down and looked through everyones entries. o7 Contests, Sales, Writing etc Fly Safe
Assert Dominance Ahrendee Inc. Negative-Feedback 1089	Posted - 2015.03.21 20:43:00 - [89] - Quote https://soundcloud.com/quafe-thugga blue dot, shoot him!!!
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 12222	Posted - 2015.03.23 18:34:00 - [90] - Quote DUST Fiend wrote: I'll give this one last little extension, till I get home from work tonight. I'll post once I'm home. If any post is edited after I make that post, it's disqualified, so do what you need to do now. Good luck, I'll announce the winner some time next week after I've sat down and looked through everyones entries. o7 You posted that on the 21tst, its now the 23rd, past the time of day of when you posted that. I hope you didn't forget about it. Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+



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