Vyzion Eyri
WarRavens
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Posted - 2015.03.18 10:22:00 -
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First parody ever made, inspired by some douchecanoe who spent the whole game shooting swarms at me a few days ago.
Don't think I have to tell anyone what the original song was... The radio has done enough of that.
I present to you... An Ode to a Dropship (Other titles due to indecisiveness include "Air Space" and simply "Swarm Launcher".
And before you ask I did consider singing it, but i think it'll be safer for everyone to find their own karaoke versions to sing along to. It's not perfectly matched to the original syllable for syllable but it does work if you speed up/slow down where you need to.
If anyone else enjoys it, I will happily accept some spare ISK change for donations. FW is hard and I'm bad.
Enjoy.
[Verse 1] Nice to meet you Where you been? Hiding in the red line, recalling Dropship, destroy, warpoints, win Saw you there and I thought oh my god Look at that hull, you look like my next target Domination, wanna play (Oh, oh) New module, afterburner I can read you like a holoreel We both know my rockets fly Yeah I see you match-hopping So hey, don't be shy I'm dying to see your dropship spawn Choose your loadout and deploy I can let the tankers off for a weekend
[Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You will fear me when you hover Is your flight really worth the ISK Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a risk Dont bother the developers I'll still be part of the game
[Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane
[Verse 2] Alpha has Just been hacked You're on your way with your wings Booster active, turrets live But you ain't the king I own the sky I know what you want Clean deploys every month But the worst is yet to come Oh no Forging, turrets, PLCs Passengers' stomachs will be churned All pilots filled with scorn Keep you second guessing like oh my god Where are they? Uplinks placed so secretly But you'll come back when you explode Thinking: "My team must have killed them for me!"
[Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You'll see me on the horizon Missiles streaking to your windscreen Got a long list of ex-users Left me 'cause of lock on range Go ahead you forum warrior Try remove me from the game
[Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane
[Bridge] Mercs only want ground game to be nurtured They'll say that vehicles are overpowered Pilots argue that vehicles should be super They'll say that AV is too strong to counter
[Pre-Chorus] Even though you're immortal Vehicles still go down in flames You will fear me when you hover Missile impact could ruin your day Your dropship will meet her maker All that's left will be a stain If only you were a developer You could remove me from the game
[Chorus] I see you flying reckless You misjudge my missile speed It'll leave you breathless More EHP you will need Got a long list of my haters They'll tell you I'm a pain I'm a swarm launcher baby And I'll be your bane
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